You are given the chance to be recruited into an Imperial Guard regiment of your choosing to die for the glory of the Emperor.
but
There's a commissar behind you right now who will shoot you for cowardice should you press "I will not!"
I will not


235x02 months ago
Will you press the button rules say "if the button is not pressed then the button has no effect"

rotciv8 years ago
I guess this comissar was a stormtrooper, cause he missed every single shot

MHGERMANY4 years ago
Once I pressed I Will Not, He died. 🤔 Plus I'm sitting in a chair that has a back and is tWiStY!!!
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Battle Medic8 years ago
Fuck it! Taking the bullet! FOR GABEN!!!!! *dies*

DragonEXE7 years ago
Dumbass

Ave Productions8 years ago
there is a wall behind me ._.

PlayerE64last year
commissar suffocated in a wall
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SAKO4444GODZ7 years ago
downside only happens if the button is pressed...

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
So, therefore, if you come across this button more than once, you must press it again, or you will be shot. If you never pressed it to begin with, then you won’t get shot if you refuse to press it a second time.

alex.rudakov8 years ago
I am ded. Not big surprise.

Cameron Christianson8 years ago
you got that right

TheRisingSun178 years ago
stomcloaks rule.............

sovietunionftw7 years ago
Death to the empire
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I find all the loopholes8 years ago
But if you don't press that button, then the effect does not happen, and therefore no downside.

DatBoi216 years ago
Plus, on the app it just says "No," not "I will not"
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chris ain't dat good8 years ago
No thing hap- *duies*

SAVVY_BOY6 years ago
What if you live in a country with no dictatorship called FUCKING AMERICA

NotTheProtagonistlast year
I’m pretty sure many people living in regular America would want to move to Fucking America.

Toothbanger6 years ago
Is this Star Wars?

Imbion6 years ago
Stop right there, criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the cort a fine or off to jail with you! Your stolen goods are now FORFEIT.

UnquietParrot657 years ago
And if I'm laying down?

AlexCozma7 years ago
I Liveeeee ! Guess it rly was a stormtrooper.

Hamburger Guy7 years ago
So nothing vhanges

PressTheButton!!!!7 years ago
Keep in mind the effect only happens IF you press the button...

TheGabsHP7 years ago
Apparently a commissar is a couch and that cock doesn't have a gun

MarshmallowWolf8 years ago
*presses 'I will not!'* ....huh... I'm not dead.

Indubitable-Gaming7 years ago
*Shotgun cocks*

ThatPersonDownYourStreet8 years ago
I have a pocket knife on me right now, I can easily just stab them right as I click "I Will Not"

D YellowMadness7 years ago
He'll still shoot you because the button says so.
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Cameron Christianson8 years ago
I'm the emperor of the Cam Army so bring it on

John Havlin11 years ago
umm,.. I'm still ali-*gets shot*

a moron8 years ago
Guess my assasins gun wasn't loaded stupid

Tim Feldmann11 years ago
This commissar shoots like Greedo!

densch6 years ago
All Hail Lelouch vi Britannia!

stubelube8 years ago
Stop right there, criminal scum!

i_love_valve7 years ago
If he is a stormtrooper I"d live cause if they have a gun at my head they can - no - they WILL shoot them self

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Alby Reynaldy11 years ago
I actually looked behind before I pressed I will not.

Naln17 years ago
I'm still not dead... I think... Is heaven the same as earth?

bobtheperson8 years ago
I checked * presses button * There is a wall behind me * gets shot*

Driller horn8 years ago
I'm a ghost!

Seth Roberts11 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

Jsc8 years ago
I just looked behind me ....have you guys seen a comissar??

ThatGuyOnTheStreet8 years ago
Now he is behind the computer.

Bunger5382 months ago
I. have. no. enemies..

Conspiracy_risk8 years ago
...what

DesertEagle6 years ago
Join The Dark Side

FatSumo118 years ago
Well must have been a stormtrooper because he missed. Or he's irresponsible cuz he aint here.

skallskitar9 years ago
Loophole: nothing becomes true if we dont press the button

BartekTomasik7 years ago
Stick your back to a wall, duh!

BobbyWasabiMk27 years ago
I shall do my part for Emperor Trumps glorious Great American Empire

Yumi Sakurame10 years ago
im in a corner

Ghazghkull-Mag-Uruk-Thraka3 years ago
THAT BLOODY GIT CAN TRY WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

Starlover8 years ago
Well hes dead.

Souñd Wâve11 years ago
It's not cowardice. It's just not my business.

Samaugsch6 years ago
As if getting shot by a commissar was the worst thing that could happen in 40k

LolerImawsome8 years ago
Bye world

TGP127 years ago
I'll be good, hes a stormtrooper, he'll never hit me.

D YellowMadness7 years ago
Except it says he will.

Nameless8 years ago
Good thing the commissar can't hit a thing. So I'm still alive.

WhiteLotusGod6 years ago
Fuck the empire! I AM A TRUE NORD! PRAISE TAL- *gets shot*

Rofl478 years ago
FOR THE EMPEROR! Dawn Of War Reference is best.

Indubitable-Gaming7 years ago
If your talking about what I think you"re talking about, then I'm joining the Scout Regiment, not royal guard. Also, nice job training the commissar. Oh wait. That"s the floor.
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