You will never feel depressed or anxious again
but
you will lose two random fingers
I will not


Maharidlast month
Whit my luck i will lose the index and middle o right arm.

Boeing 7478 years ago
but planes dont have fingers

TinaLucialast year
Then you'll lose your wings
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supahdude38 years ago
If it isn't my middle fingers then I don't care

Trump no makeup8 years ago
Thumdia your profile pic gives me life
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PHANastasia7 years ago
Man, I would give all my bloody fingers to just not feel this way anymore :')

nomad7 years ago
I need my fingers but I get anxious AND depressed God damn it

bily bob8 years ago
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NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
I never realized there was a religion dedicated to Bill Cipher. Thanks, I hate the mere concept of it.

beep7 years ago
i feel like the only people who didnt press have never had depression and/or anxiety... they suck! goodbye left hand pinkie and ring finger!

Pyrodes6 years ago
I dont actaly know why i cant get depression or anxiety. Im lucky i guess

KingCobra426 years ago
Buy some chicken fingers, you'll have a lesser chance of losing some of your actual fingers

ElloThereNormies6 years ago
Just dont cut off my middle fingers

razzer_1206 years ago
Just don't be the middle fingers

Cecilia Sanchez11 years ago
what if those two fingers are the cause of the depression and or anxiety?

buttonpresser56788 years ago
if i lose my middle finger there will be noone i would want to use it on

KapuzinoAsasino7 years ago
What???

miwa7 years ago
Hm. Becoming depressed is seen as something up to interpretation. You may become sad, depressed, by the loss of the fingers, ordinarily. However, the upside might cancel even that: its downside

AnthonyBrann7 years ago
as long as its not my middle fingers

thealphabetaomega7 years ago
My middle finger is reserved for my girl, and my girl only...

AssHar7 years ago
I already don't feel depression or anxiety thank you very much.

Tricky7 years ago
For now

Zach Wu11 years ago
The power of prosthetics :\

Departmentof Transportation11 years ago
If I'm depressed or anxious it means they obviously weren't import fingers anyways.

Jenny Golder11 years ago
I dunno about you but I like my fingers thank you very much.

Reuben PoPo Malone11 years ago
dat random tho. if it were both pinkies i dont care but i cant have it interfearing with my gameing

Jack Staniforth11 years ago
it does depend on the fingers

Awesome Ness 8 years ago
YESS that would be awesome and anyway I will just get metal fingers new fingers that would be awesome because my fingers can be replaced

obeyfazepro10 8 years ago
Just get 2 robotic fingers LOL XD

Primrose-Corlux6 years ago
What if the random fingers are chicken fingers

Kittenlover1016 years ago
My thoughts exactly.

Kill4money21310 years ago
Thumbs aren't fingers so that's fine for me.

Jellybean240 8 years ago
Lol im already anxious but im never sad or depressed but i like my anxiety so there's only bad points for me XD

Mari Scaryface11 years ago
THAT WOULD MAKE ME DEPRESSED THO

VolcanicViper8 years ago
my middle fingers please cut THEM NOW

TeamKobus27 years ago
I swear if it"s both of my thumbs then.... well i can't grab thing effectively anymore

King-Ramy-01018 years ago
Im always depressed, nothing is gonna chamge in my life..

delliselled6 years ago
If it"s not the thumb, then I could be a real life cartoon

Coffeebeans1019 years ago
get rid of the pinkys

Jamal Jiménez8 years ago
Why is it bad feeling anxious or depressed??

Honey9 years ago
I've never been depressed or anxious so there's no need to lose two fingers

Mr.Nevermind8 years ago
Good thing that it's not my balls.

SleepyReapy7 years ago
As long as it ain't pinkie or Middle finger general

Hannah Hwang11 years ago
Depression, anxiety, etc. are very serious, I myself have these. This is a stupid one, and the fingers will lead to more of these :|

Ronnoc5278 years ago
I just typed in sex for the question number and thought I'd find hundreds of others. I am disappointed.

Ivystar8 years ago
noooo my thumbs!

RLDBeastguy648 years ago
Chicken fingers.

RandomUsername12564 years ago
I"d just become a cartoon character then?

Bossosaurus8 years ago
I already have

devzer327 years ago
I can't risk losing middle fingers. It"s to risky

Andrastos9 years ago
38% not experienced depressions or anxiety. I would give a whole hand for that, what are 2 fingers?

Username698 years ago
Fucking wishing for the pinkies

MrLoomis428 years ago
Depression and anxiety are natural human emotions. If you get rid of them, that will be weird and unnatural. Plus you'll be missing two fingers.

Pescos-Vegetarian-Babe6 years ago
Anything to get rid of my severe chronic anxiety and depression. Having two fewer​ fingers is so much better than going through life the way I am now.

yesofcourse10 years ago
hope not mu di@!

Furious destroyer 8 years ago
The only anxiety I have is in the exams XD

glitter125298 years ago
I need my fingers. ALL OF THEM. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLAY THE CLARINET WITHOUT ALL OF YOUR FINGERS.

PHANastasia7 years ago
I also play clarinet...What about prosthetics?
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