Will You Press The Button?

Fuqina 2 months ago

也就是说我年薪最多99999，这里指的大概是美元，大概有七十万人民币，还算不错（）至于债务，他又没说欠多少，也许我买了包辣条分期三十年呢（）

Fuqina 2 months ago

两者不会矛盾吗（）

nakobro2003 10 years ago

Well the college of my dreams is Hogwarts so I just got out of the downside

TheDoomcard10 9 years ago

Yeah, it"s a high school basically.

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TheSwagUnicorn 5 years ago

If Im in "crippling debt for thirty years" I can't get rid of it sooner, and can't have it extended. It isn't anything to worry about because it will just poof out of existence. And I"d make more than 6 figures a year.

SexyPandaSoldier 11 years ago

Its not specific enough.. what if i make an 8 figure salary and am in crippling dept cause I buy a hell a ton of stuff before I earned it?

Magmuz 9 years ago

It"s free in this country.

Magmuz 9 years ago

My country

Joshua Karlovich 13 years ago

This happens to almost every person that gets into the college of their dreams.

abcx 8 years ago

Only in the United States. As a German, that button sounds completely ridiculous to me.

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Khaos-Fury 9 years ago

It"s ok, I make a six figure salary ever week. I just choose to live a poor life so I don't get jumped or robed.

abbylink 11 years ago

You like in real life?

AnIncrediblyFatMan 9 years ago

It"s only 30 years. After it I can do whatever I want.

Luke_Groundrunner 9 years ago

They all give you the same piece of paper.

Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

If I don't make a six-figure salary... could I make a seven-figure one?

skippy62able 11 years ago

You'd still be in crippling debt for 30 years...

Lauren Richter-SuriÃ±ach 13 years ago

This is my life already

Surreal Evony 13 years ago

Isn't that just like real life?

Desiree Steele 13 years ago

What you mean like my future?

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

My dad has the downside.

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Corvuz 7 years ago

What?

Jack Hagedorn Jensen 13 years ago

Go Scandinavia for paid education.

Ketrikal 9 years ago

To all the people that put no: DONT GO TO COLLEGE!!!!

Tomcerealkiller10 11 years ago

Discipline's college are I go! Screw the debts!

AnzJaffa 9 years ago

Wtf you go to school so that doesnt happen

eat me to death 11 years ago

Isnt that every person that goes to collage

ShadowShaper 10 years ago

Soo... My future?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

no upside...

AdmiralTrainstorm 8 years ago

I don't need a genie to decide my fate.

Illuminati_Confirmed 10 years ago

Im im already in my fav school

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

Where"s the upside? College & debt are both horrible.

skippy62able 11 years ago

Bernie Sanders style of government

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Winter64 10 years ago

so, donald trump then?

Slayknif 7 years ago

Screw college, I'm dropping out.

xXInfXx 10 years ago

Joke's on you! I live in a social democracy. The majority of taxpayer's euro go into welfare, so school is free!

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DangerousDragonG 11 years ago

I dont want debt

A_Multishipper_Life 12 years ago

An EIGHT figure salary.

TaylorGoebel 9 years ago

my dad

IceCreamGurl 9 years ago

Why would I ever do this if I can make it happen without pushing the button? BOOM! Being optimistic 4 the win!!

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Jackiplierfan101 11 years ago

?

Awesome32123 11 years ago

I don't know what a "six-figure salary is" (What even is that?) but my hand moved off the button at crippling debt. CRIPPLING.

YagamiRaito 10 months ago

so what？

irishdragon5 11 years ago

That's hitting a little too close to home...

MagnusSthre 8 years ago

In Norway "college" is as good as free

inamorataskiss 10 years ago

Literally my life rn.

johnnycat77 9 years ago

no six figure salary fine then SEVEN FIGURE SALARY BEAT THAT

skippy62able 11 years ago

Bernie Sanders style of government.

Liam Evans 13 years ago

Seems a lot like real life

olvvvvlo 11 years ago

-Im still paying my college loan, to live on this salary I would need to move into under a bridge -Our bridges have good reputation -They said the same about my college.

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago

No thanks I will get into college without a magic button thank you

R1CS0 7 years ago

In a country which has a six figure salary at minimum wage, i"d rather not press it

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