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mangojaguar04087 years ago

Decrease my sense of smell and decrease my taste so I can actually bear to eat vegetables. Increase my eyesight so I can see even the slightest movement, be able to work out what others are saying from lipreading, and see what others are writing. AND GOODBYE TO GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tahrim874last year

i want to be able to see and i would decreese touch and taste

MouseGirl4 years ago

Increase sight lose hearing and feel

Victor_Z_Awesome10 years ago

Goodbye tasting and smelling, hello Legolas vision.

FatassYoshi527 years ago

Increase my eyesight, decrease my sense of being watched, and decrease my sense of time.

Mister-E8 years ago

Super eyesight, no smell or taste, now I can see anything I want and now I can eat the really healthy stuff that tastes like dirt

Tait Washburn12 years ago

Increased eye-sight, less hearing and smellâ€¦ Hearing aid and I don't smell farts anymore. Boo yah.

SamJ14 years ago

I think it"s better to reduce taste and smell

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SkyGamer9117 years ago

Smelling and taste for better eyesight

Mommasgirl11008 years ago

ok here"s what I want increased, vision, decreased, smelling and hearing because I don't wanna smell farts and two, I don't wanna hear the babies screaming anymore..... THIS IS WHAT I WAANT :DD

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck8 years ago

Increase taste ( YUMMY FOOD) decrease hearing ( won't have to listen to idiots) decrease smell ( no more bad odors or farts to smell!!!) WIN-WIN

Zigzagbag8 years ago

Super vision less smell and less touch because pain would be more tolerable

RandomAshKiddo2468107 years ago

Lessening pain will most likely make diseases unnoticable.

RyusukeSosuke8 years ago

Increase hearing. Decrease smelling and seeing. Get laser eye surgery to fix your eyes and you won't be able to smell shit anymore.

Rex Ray12 years ago

Increase my common sense, reducing hearing and non-sense

Blaired88 years ago

Creeperface 130 The 5 senses aren’t our only ones

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Timothy NO Relation Vick12 years ago

Vision for hearing and smell. So I can see her sexy ass in the kitchen but I can't hear her bitchin or smell her cooking... OK now where's my "won the internet" trophy? :)

skorgepoo9 years ago

it never said you could choose which sense/senses so it could be increased smelling and blindness and hearing also everyone who says tasting good job you somewhat ruined your live. only because if you cant taste than you have no joy in food anymore and onl...[Show full comment]

DragonflyFalls10 years ago

Get rid of smell and touch, super hearing. I want super hearing..

Saiyanwolf10 years ago

I can see better but I don't hear good anyway and I don't smell much of anything

echo7674last year

Decreasing smell and sense of being watched, Increase eyesight, I will be able to see the person that is watching me

Brawlhalla_FaitMain5 years ago

Superhuman touch. I can feel anything coming from a mile away. Constant preparation. Oh, and less smell and sight.

Zeldafan20038 years ago

Can taste bacon beter than ever, but looses eyesight and touch.

KiritoTheGreat10 years ago

The only thing super human is the stupidity of this question

pentaholicassbutt9 years ago

Increased touch, because reasons ;) and decreased sense of douchebaggery and idiocracy

GreenDog310 years ago

Sense of vison would be heightend since ive always had vison problems, lose itch and my unability to shapeshift (ok that dont count lolðŸ˜‚)

Stroman7 years ago

Humans don't have just sight, hearing, smell, taste and feeling. We have way more senses, about 28 or so

DragonLover6311 years ago

SUPER-TOUCH! nothing happens...

alwaysbetonblack8 years ago

Presses button can't see or feel but hear everthing

Eri9 years ago

Increase sight, decrease feel and taste. Now I can no longer feel pain as bad and I can eat stuff that tastes bad. :)

glossykittie8 years ago

Bye smelling and hearing, I'm getting a better eye vision

Loobyrar10 years ago

Increase taste. Decrease smell and feeling. I already can't smell and who cares about feel SO...

Nao10 years ago

i kind of feel sorry for u after u said that.. tell me what happened?

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen3 years ago

I need to taste my pizza

KingFruit10 years ago

Don't trust the "FIND THE 2" bullcrap. It's not true. Don't trust any copypasta that says "COPY THIS TO SO AND SO OR ELSE."

LunerCat16 years ago

I"d gain hearing and discard sight and smell. I'm already half-blind as it is, so I'll just become a human bat.

dman the fett10 years ago

Smell is a big part of tasteing thing.....

Cybox1437 years ago

cool

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

I wonder if anyone will choose common sense.

dankmemes1018 years ago

I wonder if that was a joke, because "common sense" isn't one of the five senses.

Jackcook998 years ago

I would drop tasting and smelling

NattyC9 years ago

I don't need much taste or smell brah. just sight or hearing.

asheropmanop9 months ago

I can let my brain became super-man then let my hurt feeling and my sad feeling senses became greatly lessened then I will be IQ 200 but won't feel hurt and sad

James Samson12 years ago

increased hearing. less feels(not a downside) less eye sight(glasses)

Kehan200110 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

dankmemes1018 years ago

shut up

idk-man-i-just-want-to-comment-on-things4 years ago

Increase sense of touch, reduce sense of pain and fatigue. I am now like Toph, but better

Nerdyboy8 years ago

Increased sight, decreased touch and smell

Lazers7 years ago

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gayfish#29 years ago

Increase eye vision less smell and taste

logophile10 years ago

Daredevil ftw

DiabeticNerd9 years ago

Leave hearing and touch, increase my vision, and decrease my taste and smell

katecen11 years ago

Superhuman eyesight (I have bad eyesight) for taste and smell since their linked anyways

slebest3 years ago

shit power

CocoaTheNeko8 years ago

Lessen touch and sight, because who needs touch and I'll just need a better prescription of glasses. And have my hearing become super human (Hopefully super-human hearing comes with cat ears)

kaijonas10 years ago

Why you can't have children

Fuckinggenius8 years ago

Hearing comes super human and sight and taste weaken. Human doesn't really need sight, cause other senses can easily replace it. And losing sight can actually make you more aware of your surroundings. While sight (no matter how sharp it is) can only concer...[Show full comment]

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