Will You Press The Button?

Lord Squirrlington Nutstasher9 years ago

But if your perfectly happy with your life.... would you care?

TwoPlayerGams7 years ago

*stays up all nigt thinking of paradoxes*

heatfromfire3 years ago

*angry aromantic noises*

sssssnakeman 9 years ago

If i am perfectly happy with my life i would not need my soulmate

DanTheMan12347 years ago

its a paradox... they are not your soulmate if they are not intrested

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komakuzu8 years ago

if im perfectly happy with my life, then i have enough cats that i dont care

Tricky8 years ago

Perfect

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Justin Wolfe12 years ago

But then she isn't my perfect soulmate, so this creates a paradox.

Sydl083 years ago

I agree and despite having a perfect life otherwise I would prefer not to cause a paradox

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Tricky8 years ago

Who cares about the perfect soulmate? My life is happy and I dont want kids anyways

karends8 years ago

Eh. I can just live with mah 50 cats

kittykittygoboom9 years ago

I could be perfectly happy being single the rest of my life :)

Maddiehearne7 years ago

Same

Rivers7 years ago

Aroace give no cares

The_universe8 years ago

I wanna be single...

Malte_DI18 years ago

Of im PERFECTLY happy sie World habe to ne Interesse Or Else I wouldnt want her

BawbRaws8 years ago

I don't really need a soulmate to be perfectly happy anyway.

Trouble-follows8 years ago

If you"re happy then why does it matter

Micah_Marie8 years ago

But, my perfect soulmate would be interested in me, that"s one thing that would make him perfect!

LavaBomb8 years ago

Ikr

Tea8 years ago

No downside? Sometimes having a lover is difficult and have assured happiness is all anyone can ask for.

JordanBennett8 years ago

no soulmate is perfect

Knucklesfan8 years ago

No matter, I don't care. I'm happy anyways.

Emutendo8 years ago

If you"re happy, why do you need one? Why would 46% of people choose having a "soulmate" over being perfectly happy? What"s wrong with you?

LavaBomb8 years ago

I have the exact same feeling, also it"s very unlikely that your perfect soulmate even exists even more also, there are a lot of fish in the sea, just go for the second best option even more also, you are perfectly happy so you will automatically don't car...[Show full comment]

My_name_is_secret8 years ago

Than it isnt my perfect soulmate, and I'll find another one😏

Hamistagan8 years ago

paradox time

SupperKawaiiPotato8 years ago

Then their not your soulmate

MarkX5y9 years ago

BRUH I can find another...

Spellpunkie9 years ago

Then they aren`t your perfect soulmate, AND you`d be perfectly happy, so...

Totyjoe9 years ago

then i'm perfectly happy with whoever is the second best person for me

ZacAttackinq9 years ago

So... nothing will change

Johanne Sebastien Bach12 years ago

Oh I'll make them interested

Urbina Urbina12 years ago

Paradox! *evil monkey pointy finger*

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago

Well, the button states that you'll be happy, unconditionally. So, if you don't have your soulmate, you'll be happy anyway. I love loopholes.

Xain5 years ago

i just wanted happiness

Wannabe9 years ago

well ill never have a soulmate sooo its a win win to me

TimmyTheHobo7 years ago

I have no soul, and therefore no soulmate.

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

Im already always happy and i have lots of lovers and hitler did do somthing wromg

Super_crazyman98 years ago

That don't work because if you are happy with your life then you will have your perfect soulmate

XxsatanxX9 years ago

That wouldn't be a perfectly happy life then, right?

theguytho12 months ago

what soulmate? 🧍

GHOSTDAGGER9 years ago

Then shes not my perfect soulmate if she doesnt love me back

DanTheMan12347 years ago

...PARADOX ACHIEVED

Cami Marie Mango12 years ago

Worth it. There are others

Bigdaddyp0g694 years ago

I already don't feel happy also my perfect soulmate is not interested in me so yes

BADWOLF109 years ago

already with my soul mate=already happy

IeshiaBetco8 years ago

If my perfect soulmate isn't interested in me it won't be a perfect life. =I

MrChickenOfCouseSomeoneElseTookItSigh8 years ago

My life already lol

holymoly9 years ago

It's a Buddhist thought: You can only be completely happy if you don't have desires. If you don't have desires you can't be disappointed. So this button makes sense imo.

Iloveass694205 years ago

U won't be happy if it soulmate isn't interested in you.

ShadowKing129 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]