So what. I'll just chill with my dragon friends and have a blast. And then when people ask me why the fuck I have a dragon instead of xyz discoverer of the dragons I'll just tell them that he's a little pussy ass bitch and that the dragons decided I was be...[Show full comment]
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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
I don't give a sh!t, I got a pet dragon and that's all I'm happy about.
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potatocrispz9 years ago
like mr crocker FAIRY GOD PARENTZ
DarriDJ8 years ago
Ya Kevin Crocker is now a fairy hunter
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Laura Warthman12 years ago
Why would I bother to tell anyone about Fairys and Unicorns I have discovered?
Probably shouldn't tell anyone about the Time Lords anyway ...
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Babo7 years ago
Yaaaay, i"ve got eaten by a dragon.
Nobody will know.
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MrSquelcher059 years ago
Hey on the bright side you still find it...h
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Izzie HD9 years ago
Worth it, FOR SCIENCE!
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LawOfTheSeas9 years ago
Just knowing about it would be lovely. And I'd have self satisfaction. Plus, if I could spend years with the animals before I release news of their discovery, I could introduce my friends to them and train them.
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chillestlast year
🧌🧌🧌🧌
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exepire9 years ago
whats wrong with not getting credit for something? all the "credit" that you'll get is the statement that YOU found it for the first few days or so after you found it, then people'll stop caring about that fact.
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IAmAFuzzyBuddy7 years ago
I don't car as long as unicorns, Pegasus, fairies and superheroes are proven real. FRICK THE ASSUMPTIONS YEHHH
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Nicolewings10 years ago
I don't need credit for unicorns
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TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
but can they turn me into one of them?
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uncleltr8 years ago
Yeah, so?
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Kody Kollmansberger12 years ago
Find dragons and raise the babies as my own.
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Kevin156739 years ago
just sayin', i've played the game of thrones, but I prefer the game of chairs
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Cilla9 years ago
Idk if I don't get any credit not like I'm getting paid, at least I can finally discover a werewolf :3
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IsaacSunrazer5 years ago
You fools, I have catgirls, dragons are nothing.
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Kittycatmax069 years ago
Ok fine i won,t get credit for finding a stupid creature holyðŸ±
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NordPatoch11 months ago
Yay ! I might get to see a unicorn !
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iddads9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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PugCraft7 years ago
bitch Please. i would like to keep my fucking unicorn a secret
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that random girl10 years ago
Do you really think I would tell anyone that i discovered a mythological creature cause I wouldn't. They would just be hunted down
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dalarkishere8 years ago
Feels like Tesla's ideas...
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melsie18 years ago
i dont want to take credit because then everyone would ask me things and then your never alone and you cant take anything or anyone serious any more
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Good God A Bear11 years ago
Implying I wanted any
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can you please tell me something! 9 years ago
I discovered a penis!
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Tammy_Alleelast year
I guess it's as long as you're the first one to discover it?
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GGuy123459 years ago
I'll prove them I did because I shall RELEASE THE KRAKEN, jk, I'm going to sic my pet dragon on them
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stride13139 years ago
Doesn't matter, I have a pet Dragon.
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R_L_N4 years ago
Find genie, get infinite wishes, win life
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Charlie-Anne 9 years ago
Just keep it to yourself
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CptnAceHrkns8 years ago
won't tell anyone I discovered it then fucking obvious
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