You have complete control over the weather
but
You can't have a smartphone
I will not

PowerYour_Mind 10 years ago
I'll just get a smart phone and rename it a "smarter phone"

eepydreemurr 3 years ago
no?? it is a smarter phone it says it right there
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Chad Drake 13 years ago
Bitch the sky is my smartphone! If I want to send a text I could just rearrange the clouds to say what I wanna say! id cook my food with controlled lightning strikes, and Id make a mini tornado around myself so I could fly.

Tintoe 4 years ago
holy shit
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Striker207 11 years ago
I am curious what would happen if you pressed this button then bought a smart phone.

mntp1907 Premium 6 years ago
Some angry midgets will come at you and took the phone and smash it on the ground.

DumbButtonPresser592 9 years ago
it says nothing about other electronics so I DONT GIVE A SHIT

313 9 years ago
Lol... I had Samsung

Sirayo 9 years ago
Time to get a dumbphone

Scorpicat 9 years ago
I already have one.

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
69%... Sorry I had to.

acctocorrectu 9 years ago
No its 69%
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MNITIMMY 10 years ago
I'll switch to a new system called "buttons"

Whittney Kyler 13 years ago
I don't have a smartphone anyway.

RetroGameDays 7 years ago
Me neither
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jshaw71 8 years ago
Hiw much Weather control are we talking here? If it"s all over the world, no thanks

Kris :) 10 years ago
i already cant have a smartphone because my FUCKING MOM

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Well, I guess no Pokemon GO for me.

Ayoo'Skittless TwerkKid 13 years ago
Tablets are just as good!

fishe 5 years ago
no they are not
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bin504 11 years ago
then just buy an i-phone

MCGamerGirl317 10 years ago
But an iPhone is a smartphone.

Andrew Logan 13 years ago
Good! I don't want a smartphone!

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
I can still has tablet

indigou 10 years ago
I'm a hopeless cell phone addict, so I cannot trade my life simply for controlling whether it will rain or have a fucking tornado rip through my house.

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago
Phones are dumb so ill get a dumbphone

Bruh694201234 4 years ago
I-pod

pinupxpunk 12 years ago
I don't care about the weather THAT much.

Loopholes_galore 9 years ago
I would make 5 inch *tablet* fall out of the sky

FoxtrotLegend26 6 years ago
Screw smartphones ima god now

dudebro101 11 years ago
Finally a cure to the curse

David Kohler 13 years ago
Too easy :3 I can have flappy bird or the ability to summon a hurricane at will :3 Flappy bird of course :P

roflcopters 9 years ago
bye bye disney jr. ya wont be making kids have "fun" anymore. in fact its not fun. for example, your just mind-molding babies into idiot kids who aren't awesome. also disney xd and disney channel is cool. anyways im just gonna zap the maker of disney jr TO O B L I V I O N . dont mind me.

roflcopters 9 years ago
what? i just hate disney jr.
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BrewsGhost 11 years ago
I have an Ipod bitches!!!

fgteev 10 years ago
GET A TABLET DUMMY also WHAT CHAD SAID

TeddyBear 11 years ago
I have a basic cellphone and a tablet.

Adamkw22 10 years ago
They didn't how much time so it could mean one second

Firesparklz 11 years ago
I'll just stick with apple

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago
tablet or flip phone. also I don't think people understand what "complete control" over the weather would be like, you don't need a phone, just get a supercomputer after using the weather to make money(there's so many ways) and then use wind or something to hide it in the clouds.

Malcolmxt 10 years ago
Get a Android

Boi 10 years ago
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ShiningDawn 12 years ago
I don't have a smartphone.

Mcalainaw 8 years ago
What about a regular phone??

cammelspit 11 years ago
Fuck smartphones. They are for teenage morons anyways.

Moltenhero 3 years ago
let it snow let it snow let it snow

Captain D. 10 years ago
I don't really want to control the weather. And I'd prefer to have a smartphone.

yunofunny 12 years ago
Okay, I don't want that dumbphone anyway

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago
Instead I’ll have an iPhone

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duckman_edgewood 10 years ago
Ps4,tablet,laptop

Solocupz 11 years ago
I could save everyone from incoming Tornadoes and Tsunamis, and cellphone can be sacrificed ;-;.(Heh, 69)

Rolfdudelol 9 years ago
get a tablet instead

Rezealed 11 years ago
Bitch, iPads are more fun anyways

sonicistails 10 years ago
f##k this s##t im out!

Mr. Beirne 11 years ago
I use my Asus Memopad more than my phone anyway.

mrsusman 5 years ago
How about an Pc Set?

MarianKitka 11 years ago
Mey I have stupidphone?

Sylvana van Loo 13 years ago
I DON'T EVEN USE A PHONE HA

Jasonian 10 years ago
"What's the weather for today?" Me: "I don't know what do you want it to be?"

Bloodwing2974 11 years ago
well who says you cannot make a smartphone out of the weather?
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