You have complete control over the weather
but
You can't have a smartphone
I will not


PowerYour_Mind8 years ago
I'll just get a smart phone and rename it a "smarter phone"

eepydreemurrlast year
no?? it is a smarter phone it says it right there
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Striker2079 years ago
I am curious what would happen if you pressed this button then bought a smart phone.

mntp1907Premium5 years ago
Some angry midgets will come at you and took the phone and smash it on the ground.

Chad Drake12 years ago
Bitch the sky is my smartphone! If I want to send a text I could just rearrange the clouds to say what I wanna say! id cook my food with controlled lightning strikes, and Id make a mini tornado around myself so I could fly.

Tintoe2 years ago
holy shit
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Sirayo7 years ago
Time to get a dumbphone

Scorpicat7 years ago
I already have one.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
69%... Sorry I had to.

acctocorrectu8 years ago
No its 69%
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
I'll switch to a new system called "buttons"

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago
it says nothing about other electronics so I DONT GIVE A SHIT

3138 years ago
Lol... I had Samsung

Whittney Kyler12 years ago
I don't have a smartphone anyway.

RetroGameDays6 years ago
Me neither
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Kris :)9 years ago
i already cant have a smartphone because my FUCKING MOM

jkmc12059 years ago
Well, I guess no Pokemon GO for me.

bin50410 years ago
then just buy an i-phone

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago
But an iPhone is a smartphone.

Ayoo'Skittless TwerkKid12 years ago
Tablets are just as good!

fishe4 years ago
no they are not
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Andrew Logan12 years ago
Good! I don't want a smartphone!

Angel Lewis12 years ago
I can still has tablet

Luke_da_griefer8 years ago
I can have an iPad

Revoloutionari10 years ago
I pad super mini when it comes out

Myself1239 years ago
I can have a dumb phone not a smart phone. Lohic

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DizzyedUpGirl7 years ago
But I could have a regular phone and a tablet...

Nick_bulgar9 years ago
then i´m storm from the X-men

José Silva12 years ago
Can you make anything rain?

Arshan2 years ago
i would bring a ipad its not smart phone right.........

Carlos Iliop9 years ago
But i can have a tablet... And a Pc... XD

t_revsearcy10 years ago
Drop a tornado directly on my worst enemy's house, destroying no one else but him. I'd give up a phone for that

GlutNy7 years ago
*Creates a giant middle finger cloud in the sky* *sends it to trump*

Scorpicat7 years ago
Yes. 💕 it.

Loldude9 years ago
who needs technology?

Anthony French12 years ago
I'm still on my Razr.

aklesh3 8 years ago
I could still use a tablet.

xLOSTxDARKLORD710 years ago
I dont use smartphones anyway. Besides, I could make it storm. I love thunderstorms. They're awesome.

Loopholes_galore8 years ago
I would make 5 inch *tablet* fall out of the sky

indigou9 years ago
I'm a hopeless cell phone addict, so I cannot trade my life simply for controlling whether it will rain or have a fucking tornado rip through my house.

BACONLUFFY10 years ago
Phones are dumb so ill get a dumbphone

Bruh6942012343 years ago
I-pod

pinupxpunk11 years ago
I don't care about the weather THAT much.

fgteev9 years ago
GET A TABLET DUMMY also WHAT CHAD SAID

TeddyBear10 years ago
I have a basic cellphone and a tablet.

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago
Screw smartphones ima god now

dudebro1019 years ago
Finally a cure to the curse

David Kohler12 years ago
Too easy :3 I can have flappy bird or the ability to summon a hurricane at will :3 Flappy bird of course :P

roflcopters8 years ago
bye bye disney jr. ya wont be making kids have "fun" anymore. in fact its not fun. for example, your just mind-molding babies into idiot kids who aren't awesome. also disney xd and disney channel is cool. anyways im just gonna zap the maker of disney jr TO O B L I V I O N . dont mind me.

roflcopters8 years ago
what? i just hate disney jr.
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BrewsGhost10 years ago
I have an Ipod bitches!!!

ShiningDawn10 years ago
I don't have a smartphone.

Mcalainaw7 years ago
What about a regular phone??

cammelspit9 years ago
Fuck smartphones. They are for teenage morons anyways.

Adamkw228 years ago
They didn't how much time so it could mean one second

Firesparklz 10 years ago
I'll just stick with apple

Verysmartpersom7 months ago
tablet or flip phone. also I don't think people understand what "complete control" over the weather would be like, you don't need a phone, just get a supercomputer after using the weather to make money(there's so many ways) and then use wind or something to hide it in the clouds.

Malcolmxt9 years ago
Get a Android

Boi9 years ago
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duckman_edgewood9 years ago
Ps4,tablet,laptop
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