Bitch the sky is my smartphone! If I want to send a text I could just rearrange the clouds to say what I wanna say! id cook my food with controlled lightning strikes, and Id make a mini tornado around myself so I could fly.
I'm a hopeless cell phone addict, so I cannot trade my life simply for controlling whether it will rain or have a fucking tornado rip through my house.
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BACONLUFFY11 years ago
Phones are dumb so ill get a dumbphone
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Bruh6942012344 years ago
I-pod
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pinupxpunk12 years ago
I don't care about the weather THAT much.
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Loopholes_galore9 years ago
I would make 5 inch *tablet* fall out of the sky
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FoxtrotLegend266 years ago
Screw smartphones ima god now
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dudebro10111 years ago
Finally a cure to the curse
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David Kohler13 years ago
Too easy :3 I can have flappy bird or the ability to summon a hurricane at will :3
Flappy bird of course :P
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roflcopters9 years ago
bye bye disney jr. ya wont be making kids have "fun" anymore. in fact its not fun. for example, your just mind-molding babies into idiot kids who aren't awesome. also disney xd and disney channel is cool. anyways im just gonna zap the maker of disney jr TO O B L I V I O N . dont mind me.
They didn't how much time so it could mean one second
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Firesparklz 11 years ago
I'll just stick with apple
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Verysmartpersom2 years ago
tablet or flip phone. also I don't think people understand what "complete control" over the weather would be like, you don't need a phone, just get a supercomputer after using the weather to make money(there's so many ways) and then use wind or something to hide it in the clouds.
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Malcolmxt10 years ago
Get a Android
Boi10 years ago
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ShiningDawn12 years ago
I don't have a smartphone.
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Mcalainaw8 years ago
What about a regular phone??
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cammelspit11 years ago
Fuck smartphones. They are for teenage morons anyways.
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Moltenhero3 years ago
let it snow let it snow let it snow
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Captain D.10 years ago
I don't really want to control the weather. And I'd prefer to have a smartphone.
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yunofunny12 years ago
Okay, I don't want that dumbphone anyway
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Somerandomwizard9 years ago
Instead I’ll have an iPhone
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Xxxshadowxxx11 years ago
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duckman_edgewood10 years ago
Ps4,tablet,laptop
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Solocupz11 years ago
I could save everyone from incoming Tornadoes and Tsunamis, and cellphone can be sacrificed ;-;.(Heh, 69)
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Rolfdudelol9 years ago
get a tablet instead
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Rezealed11 years ago
Bitch, iPads are more fun anyways
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sonicistails10 years ago
f##k this s##t im out!
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Mr. Beirne 11 years ago
I use my Asus Memopad more than my phone anyway.
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mrsusman5 years ago
How about an Pc Set?
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MarianKitka11 years ago
Mey I have stupidphone?
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Sylvana van Loo13 years ago
I DON'T EVEN USE A PHONE HA
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Jasonian10 years ago
"What's the weather for today?"
Me: "I don't know what do you want it to be?"
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Bloodwing297411 years ago
well who says you cannot make a smartphone out of the weather?
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