Will You Press The Button?

bobtheperson9 years ago

Washes hands. Kills 99â„… of germs. Shit

TrollerXXL9 years ago

Just what I thought

ThatOneWeeb9 years ago

But if I had immortality, invulnerability, and regeneration I couldn't die there for making to consequence invalid.

gamandy4 months ago

the downside is always stronger than the upside. but the power to resurrect would still work

jkmc12058 years ago

Takes apart legos. Crap.

Lindsay Pitts12 years ago

accidentally step on an ant... crap

Moina3 years ago

Wait no, every superpower = immortality

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Tazzy Pup10 years ago

I'm not destroying houses I'm relocating them by turning them into wood and stone.

BartekTomasik7 years ago

*bark bark*

Migdin17 years ago

Instant ressurection is a superpower

Marcusthehacker0118 years ago

I can have the superpower to never die

Lykòfos8 years ago

What about immortality and flight

saykosenpai288 years ago

Walks on the gound OH A LEAVE (dead)

P78 years ago

Immortality???

Joshey9 years ago

isnt it a superpower to be immortal?

Carolina Herrera12 years ago

I didn't destroy the building, merely transformed it in such a way that it is no longer a viable option for humans.

Thunderbuddygamin4 years ago

bee stings me. stinging kill bees. dammit

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Erik Torres12 years ago

wouldn't you have the ability to never die, ever?

belle297 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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gvberg9 years ago

I count immortality/not being able to die as a superpower. Combine that with flight and the ability to create a friend and/or pet that is immortal to keep you company and you are all set.

Jared Scarborough12 years ago

I'll have the superpower of not being able to destroy anything or kill anything. moot point

Mikkel Werner Larsen12 years ago

Am i the only one thinking that one of my powers would be returning from the dead.

Gillian Dee12 years ago

Whats the point?

Tricky9 years ago

Stopping time to finish that work you would otherwise hand in late, teleport so you are never late again and do some other perks to help your personal life

Miguel Hermano12 years ago

but immortality is a power '-'

belle297 years ago

except if u destroy or kill anything

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UnluckyTW8 years ago

Technically you destroy air when you breath it as it changes to exhale. Instant death?

Chad Rogers12 years ago

Not only can you heal people. But you personally don't have to kill any one. If you really wanted some one dead, you could just tell the person you just healed to go do it and you'll bring them back when they get sentenced to death.

Pick-or-Choose5 years ago

Oh frick, the tree.

True10 years ago

There are no powers in the world

TehLilWolfie9 years ago

Hahahahahaha no at least in the current state I live in I can be a serial killer -.-

MerlinTheMidget7 years ago

But there are no super powers on our planet.

Potater_boi6 years ago

It"s a what if

TheButtonSmasher10 years ago

You are already killing yourself inside.

ToxicDragon9 years ago

put a 1 millimeter barrier around everyone from me that they don't notice

IOwn3ComaOboes8 years ago

So you"d die after washing your hands.

TheKingOfMC110 years ago

oh man come on okay but i will superpowers of pokemon*-*

Anthony 59 years ago

all of the powers in the world? wouldn't that include invincibility?

GoonlordHunter5 months ago

Me hunting for him.... https://hunter-ed.com/blog/media/posts/29/responsive/HW_-SpringTurkey23-3U9A0544-xxxl.jpg

gahmora9 years ago

I dont destroy or kill i just transform :P

DaRealConMan4 years ago

*steps on a plant*... “AH, SHI-“

LE quack10 years ago

infinte livess you noobbbbs

Lxxl60408 years ago

Create your own universe with your god powers and just chill there. Make it an exact copy where you"re free to destroy whatever you want because it"s not your original reality.

saladxomq7 years ago

I"d turn myself immortal

Luxao10 years ago

You'll die if you drop your iPhone

HotSauceBear9 years ago

Is there a superpower to not be able to kill or destroy anything?

toastingbread9 years ago

Just save people,

HAZZARD1239 years ago

So you would die the end because your body causes chemical reactions every second of every day and something is destroyed to make something else so u would die because your alive

RandomAnimator7 years ago

Is inmortality a super power?

Dakaar10 years ago

I could accidently kill an ant and then poof I'm dead

Patcheronilast year

all powers? what about immortality hmmmm

L0uD0g3010 years ago

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Featherflight78 years ago

If you rip off a leaf of a plant...

John-Charles-Louis-Mahmud11 years ago

all the superpowers in the world. This is the single most stupid idea ever crafted by mankind. How can you have all the superpowers ? many could be contraries of each other, and how could you dress the list anyway ?

sonicj019 years ago

According to this site i have infinite fame,money, a huge house,every super power i like,teleportation,a lot of celebrity friends,my gf of my dreams and i have infinite wishes so yea i wont die(again XD)

kingdanielcool10 years ago

A plant is a living thing sooooo...

Caspain8678 years ago

Fly where nobody or thing can reach you aka SPACE

David Farrell12 years ago

well seeing as there sre no superpowers in this world this one is pointless

Malika lugogo9 years ago

I don't plan on killing anyone

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