Will You Press The Button?

nicholasr51 11 years ago

i dont wear jeans

Dainster 8 years ago

So Only Downside

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mintmammal 2 years ago

not feeling love for anyone is fine but i draw the line at not caring about my cats

huskeyranger 11 years ago

YES INFINITE MONEY AND NO WIFE TO WAST IT.

Hyltran 6 years ago

You can have a wife (or ten) she/they will just not love you ;)

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Teodorp99 11 years ago

i dont care about love, love is a lie

Pleshy 9 years ago

Yum

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Onesy 9 years ago

Soooo basically rich flowey?

ninja_elemental 6 years ago

someone else shares my line of thought lol

VanDakeIsabelle 8 years ago

IT DOESNT MATTER,YOU DONT NEED TO EXPERIENCE LOVE TO GET THROUGH LIFE ANYWAYS

WillYOUPreeeesTheButton 10 years ago

I CANT HAVE HARD SEX!!!

TheEvanGuy 8 years ago

I’m asexual soooooo

DevPatel 8 years ago

No one loves me to begin with

NavyNash 9 years ago

LOVE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aidonline01 8 years ago

No)

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

U mean this shit piece dilemma was chosen and not mine?

SkarmoryAmber 9 years ago

Love<Cake

William Godard 13 years ago

i could care less. there is no downside to this

Nosaj 10 years ago

If you could care less, that means you already care to some degree.

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Seth Halverson 13 years ago

If you find a debit card in your jeans but you have no love for anything, what's there to buy?

GenaV7isacow 6 years ago

Exactly. Also, I wouldn't buy love, I would buy the world then with no heir freeze myself and then when everyone dies, I will be the only person.

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imavirginnn 5 years ago

Fuck Love

heyeveryone 11 years ago

Buy friends and a boyfriend/girlfriend :D

rugged fungus289 11 years ago

Cooooooool

Sykopath 8 years ago

I don't feel anything now.

Mind_Blown 11 years ago

If you read into it it makes no sense! You can buy whatever you want but you don't love it. "You can NEVER experience love for ANYTHING or anyone" See that ANYTHING? I really hope I'm not the only one who noticed this...

The Dot 12 years ago

@GooTrooper97 Same.

FX-8320 last year

You can still experience hate, in worst case, you will become a terrorist.

Archergod 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Allgoodmo 5 years ago

I read it like YOU FIND A DEBIT CARD WITH NO LIMIT IN YOU JEANS BUT you can never experience love for anything or anyone

WEE WEE 11 years ago

Buy a prostitute...

Jena Heitmeyer 13 years ago

I dont believe in love, so this is completely okay with this :)

Hyltran 6 years ago

No I like to feel love and to be loved. But I hav to admit I’m hesitant ;)

Jijo___ 9 years ago

Love is painful so I don't like it plus you can just read a fanfic.

TheMasterDerp 11 years ago

No downside... LOOPHOLE :D

CHARA X SANS 11 years ago

Already don't ha.

beta 11 years ago

And what is the key-code to this magic debit card?

b0b4_p4ws 2 years ago

me as a aromantic person will press this button

Nitefale 11 years ago

Loop Hole: I can like something or someone.

Peradox 12 years ago

Well, I have a debit card, so, whatever.

madara-sama1234 5 years ago

don't care love is over rated

auditour3 11 years ago

what does it mean by anything? screwing inanimate objects lol

Twentyonephan 11 years ago

Sounds like one shady debit card...

deathmachine50002 8 years ago

I wear cargo pants.

deraj1999 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

MortalsAreInteresting 10 years ago

But if you never experience love you can pretend you do...

OldOnyx 12 years ago

Thats like being rich but not having anyonw to share it with

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago

MY CATS! MY FAMILY! MY BEST FRIEND! NO

Jamietheboss 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Prince Plays MC 13 years ago

BUY THE LOVE

Domplush 5 years ago

I don't need love when I'm in my golden Ferrari

Psycho333 11 years ago

So for me infinite money and no change in love life.

Hockey21346 6 years ago

I use Reddit already

koiran 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

SkyVenom009 9 years ago

What

ChrisReaves 8 years ago

Idk I love somebody right now so hard

smolbabypumpkin 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

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