Will You Press The Button?

mintmammal3 months ago

not feeling love for anyone is fine but i draw the line at not caring about my cats

nicholasr519 years ago

i dont wear jeans

Dainster7 years ago

So Only Downside

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huskeyranger9 years ago

YES INFINITE MONEY AND NO WIFE TO WAST IT.

Hyltran4 years ago

You can have a wife (or ten) she/they will just not love you ;)

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Teodorp9910 years ago

i dont care about love, love is a lie

Pleshy8 years ago

Yum

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Onesy8 years ago

Soooo basically rich flowey?

ninja_elemental5 years ago

someone else shares my line of thought lol

VanDakeIsabelle7 years ago

IT DOESNT MATTER,YOU DONT NEED TO EXPERIENCE LOVE TO GET THROUGH LIFE ANYWAYS

TheEvanGuy7 years ago

I’m asexual soooooo

DevPatel7 years ago

No one loves me to begin with

WillYOUPreeeesTheButton9 years ago

I CANT HAVE HARD SEX!!!

NavyNash8 years ago

LOVE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aidonline017 years ago

No)

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

U mean this shit piece dilemma was chosen and not mine?

SkarmoryAmber8 years ago

Love<Cake

William Godard12 years ago

i could care less. there is no downside to this

Nosaj9 years ago

If you could care less, that means you already care to some degree.

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Seth Halverson12 years ago

If you find a debit card in your jeans but you have no love for anything, what's there to buy?

GenaV7isacow4 years ago

Exactly. Also, I wouldn't buy love, I would buy the world then with no heir freeze myself and then when everyone dies, I will be the only person.

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LemonMoon9 years ago

WHy is it in your jeans specifically?

zombiemichaelg7 years ago

Is there supposed to be a downside to this

itsukikyon10 years ago

I thought I was in love once but then I remembered that our species reproduces through a cloud of spores.

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago

I love my debit card

s3ndh3lplast year

credit better. ;D

pewdiepie123456789009 years ago

Probably fvk yes love is now forever

imavirginnn4 years ago

Fuck Love

heyeveryone10 years ago

Buy friends and a boyfriend/girlfriend :D

Sykopath7 years ago

I don't feel anything now.

Mind_Blown10 years ago

If you read into it it makes no sense! You can buy whatever you want but you don't love it. "You can NEVER experience love for ANYTHING or anyone" See that ANYTHING? I really hope I'm not the only one who noticed this...

rugged fungus2899 years ago

Cooooooool

Archergod9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

The Dot10 years ago

@GooTrooper97 Same.

Allgoodmo3 years ago

I read it like YOU FIND A DEBIT CARD WITH NO LIMIT IN YOU JEANS BUT you can never experience love for anything or anyone

WEE WEE9 years ago

Buy a prostitute...

Jena Heitmeyer12 years ago

I dont believe in love, so this is completely okay with this :)

Jijo___8 years ago

Love is painful so I don't like it plus you can just read a fanfic.

TheMasterDerp9 years ago

No downside... LOOPHOLE :D

Hyltran4 years ago

No I like to feel love and to be loved. But I hav to admit I’m hesitant ;)

CHARA X SANS9 years ago

Already don't ha.

beta10 years ago

And what is the key-code to this magic debit card?

b0b4_p4ws9 months ago

me as a aromantic person will press this button

Nitefale9 years ago

Loop Hole: I can like something or someone.

Peradox11 years ago

Well, I have a debit card, so, whatever.

madara-sama12344 years ago

don't care love is over rated

auditour39 years ago

what does it mean by anything? screwing inanimate objects lol

Twentyonephan 9 years ago

Sounds like one shady debit card...

deathmachine500027 years ago

I wear cargo pants.

deraj199910 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

MortalsAreInteresting8 years ago

But if you never experience love you can pretend you do...

OldOnyx10 years ago

Thats like being rich but not having anyonw to share it with

Jamietheboss9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Domplush3 years ago

I don't need love when I'm in my golden Ferrari

Prince Plays MC12 years ago

BUY THE LOVE

Hockey213464 years ago

I use Reddit already

koiran10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

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