You become intelligent
but
Through intelligence you reach new levels of existentialism and become depressed and cynical fairly easy.
I will not


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Indiggo 10 years ago
I'm already existential, depressed, and cynical.... So I guess I"d just become smarter? No downside there!

phanisprobsreal 10 years ago
I'm already depressed! So I would just be smarter!

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago
Not to be cocky (honestly) but this is literally me all the fucking time

shitboobcheeseburger 4 years ago
shut up
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rickiisnchz 9 years ago
So... Rick Sanchez?

DamianRulez 9 years ago
That was My immediate thought

starducks 10 years ago
invent something to reverse my depresion

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Looks like someone needs Ecstacy.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago
Rick Sanchez wubba lubba dub dub

Bear5 2 years ago
im coming for you

Silverbullet2121 11 years ago
Already intelligent, bruh

Yukiyasama420 10 years ago
Your profile picture says different...

Secret_Seeker 8 years ago
Too late

Naln1 9 years ago
I was one point away from gifted... And your just assuming im dumb? I WILL NOT press the button, as I already have the upside, without the downside.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago
My life in a button

Gareth Castle 13 years ago
too late...

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
So... Tuesday?

Takata Cheroki 13 years ago
... Aren't I there already? *flashback montage of 6th grade* *shudders*

Kaleena Bramblett 13 years ago
This is already my life.

Hope McClintock 13 years ago
I'm already this way though....

8chan 9 years ago
That"s already me so...

anomynousguy101 10 years ago
Existwhat

SilentJill345 5 years ago
Downside is where?

abcd1234 11 years ago
Its impossible to become depressed when you have Destiny :3

Thinker:D 10 years ago
Stupid people are generally happier:P happiness over intellegence.

LREchoise 7 years ago
I'm already intelligent and depressed

shockwave955 11 years ago
Story of my life

Magical_chips 10 years ago
Ha jokes on them I like being dumb

Skyler Jurnak 13 years ago
Either way I see a way out...

YOOOOOLOOOOOmab 9 years ago
I'm allready depressed

That One Person 11 years ago
Doctor Who in a nutshell.

Migdin1 10 years ago
ARE YOU SAYING IM STEWPID? TRIGGERD!!!!!!

Kiana_iyi last year
Like Schopenhauer?

VortexM4ster 11 years ago
I am intelligent...RITE?! 67574435NHYU

Luna the cat 11 years ago
*cough* my life*cough

SenshiEX 10 years ago
Morty (bealch) come on let's go.

PsiDesign 4 years ago
I feel insulted

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
this is pretty much my life but more entertaining

JorgeCardenas 9 years ago
Dude I'm already smart

Mandy1408 6 years ago
That already happened to me lol

Catiii 11 years ago
Now, cus im already really smart :)

Teivm 9 years ago
But what if i am intelligent....

Michael Schmidt 13 years ago
I'm already

Praying_Mantis 10 years ago
That's, uh. Alerady me

Balala 11 years ago
I'm already intelligent, I don't need this shit, HA!

Kato200 10 years ago
Whoops did that myself

cotton swabs kittycat 11 years ago
This is alreaty me. I am cotton swabs

melamond 10 years ago
Both me

meatloave 2 years ago
As opposed to now? Where I'm just a witless cabbage haplessly fumbling through life , struggling to exist in an increasingly changing and frustrating world to the point where I make angry sculptures out of garbage while shouting things like "Ah haints gots... [Show full comment]

Jbibas2008 9 years ago
It"s me all the time

Clown_Of_Irony 11 years ago
Still better than being dumb

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago
im intelligent so i make cure for depression

stevevevev 11 years ago
So, smart and sad? every science teacher ever.

sentientbutton 9 years ago
I'm already like that tho... :___(

VinylScratch MLP 12 years ago
Already intelligent enough to do what I need to do.
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