Will You Press The Button?

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 10 months ago

So I would just instantly die because I've never killed anyone? Would time change so I retroactively died as a baby? This was poorly conceived.

PercyVader 11 years ago

What if I join the police and kill criminals?

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iinocinocin 9 years ago

Pretty rubbish if you work at an abortion clinic

JaxMan 7 years ago

Holy shit i almost peed

steamwind 11 years ago

Become a suicide helper in Switzerland, solved...

RaeanaHinckley 9 years ago

no WTF?

Supatbone 10 years ago

Plz make this a movie

Agori 2 months ago

I fifth this

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Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

Become an executioner. Solved.

Nico_di_Angelo 8 years ago

Die everyone die

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karkat413 10 years ago

what if i kill myself

CrazzyLaPaint 9 years ago

He was only talking about age, I'm pretty sure you would die if you killed yourself, buuut your body wouldn't rot for how ever long you lived!

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Add a mask and some deskising to that and I'm all good! Also I could just become a executor....

Vinceforpresident 8 years ago

GIVE ME YOUR SOUL

writerfriend 9 years ago

What if you kill yourself? What if you jump off of a building in front of everyone what would happen

RaeanaHinckley 9 years ago

public lethal injection person. loophole.

Wonkyplaya 9 years ago

But you never age? This question is messed up XD

Jfbm Williams 13 years ago

So become a shinigami is what you are saying?

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

PhoenixBeatz, you are wrong. Light makes the deaths public, just not the fact that he's the killer

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Quentin Hope 13 years ago

im just like, mum how old are you? heheheheh thats just sad

James Drury 13 years ago

so its like In time where you steal the lives of people

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Yep

Markus Nilsson 13 years ago

what is the point of living forever if you gonna be chased by police and have to sit in jail ur whole life?

Hadry 11 years ago

It does not say to be inmortal, only KOT to ave and to live the number of years pf the persona you kill

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IAMBREAD 10 years ago

But what i I don't kill people

belle kitty 11 years ago

i dont kill ppl

looplolpop 12 years ago

Become a public executioner. Problem solved and hey, you just became immortal.

YanichelFuentes 9 years ago

I haven't even killed anyone. :ι

John Wolf 10 years ago

Its a good thing I'm joining the army then

TheFlowerGirl 9 years ago

I haven't and will not ever kill someone so...

wdhking 11 years ago

Typo people, with that double negative of no one would never there is no downside

Void_Mayonnaise 5 years ago

That"s a juicy one.

MinecraftMooAnn 11 years ago

No, this is saying that you need to publicly kill people in order to live longer, if you don't kill, you die immediately. Also, being immortal would suck.

That 1 guy 11 years ago

Fuck yah kill a hundred year old man take them years from him he won't need em

AsuraShun 7 years ago

Become a destroyer of worlds

nathan00 12 years ago

so you have to kill some one before you push the button or you instantly die?

AmirTheRekker 10 years ago

Yes. Well spoken, Natasha. It"s a win-win situation because if I was a murderer I would have remorse and a plate under my head.

Shirokuma 11 years ago

Geez, this sounds like an anime xD

DoodlingDork 9 years ago

Just kill 80 year old, I don’t wanna live forever man I just don’t wanna be crusty as shit

Stuart Bezanson 13 years ago

*cough cough* war.

ColoursTingedWithGrey 10 years ago

woah this took a dark turn

Otaking 9 years ago

I might want to come back to this button when I’m older

NotActuallyAPr0file 10 years ago

What if I kill myself?

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago

I've never killed anybody. Loophole obtained.

wombatman 11 years ago

Unplug already-dying elders.

legendary power 11 years ago

how cares I don't kill I don't die

23lindsaam 6 years ago

If you worked in one of the human euthanization clinics or something (mostly for terminally ill people), then most of your clients would be pretty old and you could live like, forever.

FortunePayback 11 years ago

Always wanted immortality. I think I can do that. Just gotta kill people in public. Doesn't say I gotta be conspicuous. A hidden bomb or poison and I'm good.