Will You Press The Button?

rd_78299919 9 years ago

im a damn woman

123qwe123qwe 2 years ago

Me too

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AyeshaBrowne 9 years ago

But I'm a woman

kitsu 4 years ago

*trans flag slowly fades in*

JayBear 10 years ago

*face palms* why is this question so dumb

Omar Kanawati 13 years ago

I don't understand how you can be happy while in agonizing pain. You aren't gaining anything through this.

Around-you-go 4 years ago

You would be the happiest man because all other would be dead

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Wuzzems 11 years ago

Masochism!

kade2004 10 years ago

i guess you get an agonizing pain fetish

IJustDK 6 years ago

I don't need to be the worlds happiest man. I'm already happy enough. appreciate what you have instead of wanting more.

ArKade47 10 years ago

OBJECTION!! Those two statements contradict each other!!!

Seanconn35 10 years ago

That sounds like my sex life. (:

Seanconn35 10 years ago

Crack the whip!

Temnai 10 years ago

Already happy AF. Boom.

Erin Foss 13 years ago

"You're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it."

PhenoDrake 9 years ago

Potter fans for the win

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Lootaboksi 8 years ago

Only change for me is that i am the happiest man in the world

LillianS 8 years ago

I’m happy if someone can go through pain and still stay amazingly happy

SaxophoneMan 9 years ago

How does that work

Markus Stein 13 years ago

Apparently happiness for men doesnt go too high

JohnPariah 12 years ago

but you're still happy...

FireStrider 10 years ago

So you get to be married?

Stringer 3 years ago

You basically become Stewie

Iwontpushit 11 years ago

You will get over your pain. While being happy about someone dying. Sorry I had to.

Erog 6 years ago

Then how are you the happiest man alive? Does everybody else become a woman? Makes it technically true and makes dating damn easy.

StrahmDude 9 years ago

So if being in agonizing pain would make you sad, does this just make everyone in the world super sad?

StrahmDude 9 years ago

You won't necessarily be happy, just the happiest.

Bennett Silverstein 13 years ago

how can you be in pain and happy at the same time? its not possible...

unicornlover514 10 years ago

im not a man...

Turbo 11 years ago

There is one slight problem...

Mekoo 9 years ago

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rd_78299919 9 years ago

OMG TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!! IT REALLY WORKS!!!!! YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING OR IT WONT WORK!!!! For u know who ðŸ’• * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * KEEP GOING DOWN * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ALMOST THERE.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HERE WE ... [Show full comment]

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osmacar 10 years ago

who says i am not in agonizing pain?

WillStein 8 years ago

How would you be happy

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 8 months ago

So putting aside that this forces all women to have a sex change, I guess it also gives you some sort of pain fetish? That's the only way the downside makes sense.

PressTheButton!!!! 11 years ago

If you're the happiest man in the world, you would have no pain because your happy! This really doesn't work...

Gingergamer66 9 years ago

My mom has fibromyalgia and that is pretty much she is in pain everywhere in her body all the time no brakes nothing and she has found a way to be happy

nathan00 12 years ago

These contradict each other

BatmanTDK 11 years ago

Makes no sense

Thispersonisweird 9 years ago

` `HOW "BOUT NO.` `

Chance Censored 13 years ago

Maybe you'll be the world's happiest man if everyone else is dead... because there is no one to compete... So you shall also be alone...

Lostboything 10 years ago

You finally get a waifu, and she comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you w... [Show full comment]