be the worlds happiest man
but
be in agonizing pain every second of your life
I will not


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rd_78299919 9 years ago
im a damn woman

123qwe123qwe 2 years ago
Me too
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AyeshaBrowne 9 years ago
But I'm a woman

kitsu 4 years ago
*trans flag slowly fades in*

JayBear 10 years ago
*face palms* why is this question so dumb

Omar Kanawati 13 years ago
I don't understand how you can be happy while in agonizing pain. You aren't gaining anything through this.

Around-you-go 4 years ago
You would be the happiest man because all other would be dead
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Wuzzems 11 years ago
Masochism!

kade2004 10 years ago
i guess you get an agonizing pain fetish

IJustDK 6 years ago
I don't need to be the worlds happiest man. I'm already happy enough. appreciate what you have instead of wanting more.

ArKade47 10 years ago
OBJECTION!! Those two statements contradict each other!!!

Seanconn35 10 years ago
That sounds like my sex life. (:

Seanconn35 10 years ago
Crack the whip!

Temnai 10 years ago
Already happy AF. Boom.

Erin Foss 13 years ago
"You're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it."

PhenoDrake 9 years ago
Potter fans for the win
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Lootaboksi 8 years ago
Only change for me is that i am the happiest man in the world

LillianS 9 years ago
I’m happy if someone can go through pain and still stay amazingly happy

SaxophoneMan 9 years ago
How does that work

Markus Stein 13 years ago
Apparently happiness for men doesnt go too high

StefanPopov46 10 years ago
47 Years ago is if the account is deleted

autistic11 4 years ago
For this to be true then everyone else has to face truly infinite pain constantly.

H3adbutt3r 11 years ago
You cant be happy if you are in constant pain

Assassin-king 9 years ago
I have crippling depression but at least I'm not in agonizing pain

Clara 12 years ago
1. I'm a girl 2. I won't be happy if I'm in agonizing pain every second

Poyteroy 11 years ago
But be happy about it? I never thought of myself as a masochist.

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Numb yourself or use Painrelief (not an ad for random product)

Eric Booker 13 years ago
sounds like my life

gay potato 10 years ago
how does that work?

TFB 10 years ago
Just... Just no

Robomemes 11 years ago
what if your a woman XD

IDKlolz 9 years ago
so you become a masochist

Jarate 11 years ago
How could you be happy and in pain at the same time?

Nagatodude 2 years ago
But I would still the happiest person in the world in spite of that pain.

bbbboy12558 11 years ago
if you're happy you shouldn't feel pain pain can't make u happy so that means ...

Zecci 9 years ago
I"ve never met anyone that likes to suffer....come to think of it, all my ex girlfriends got it even though they didn't ask for it.

Lord Hydra 12 years ago
Therefore I wouldn't be happy! This is stupid.

abcedarian 9 years ago
I'm a woman so this means nothing

Vitor Manoel 13 years ago
oq é isso

Alscar 10 years ago
Contradiction!

Burning_Potatoes 11 years ago
im not a man xD

Tbrennan 10 years ago
So does that mean straight becomes gay? I'll be a lesbian

TheDiamondPro9 8 years ago
I guess I'm happy to feel pain...

DARKBATMAN92 11 years ago
I'm morman

Lolfunboy 9 years ago
What if you aren't a Man

Trevor Valance 13 years ago
so i'm a masochist. Im in.

Cookie_hugger 11 years ago
CONTRADICTING!

TheWolf27 10 years ago
Great time for a headset prank

ShinyLetsPlayer 11 years ago
So women change gender? Realize it does say man, not person.

Faedril 12 years ago
being the happiest person doesn't have to mean that you will feel any better, it could also mean that everyone else feels worse.

MapleUndertale2016 10 years ago
1. : I AM NOT A MAN FUCKER 2. : That would be creepy you would be considered insane....

libai 3 years ago
There are ❌

Sugarmama123 11 years ago
Hitler did nothing wrong?

SamVermeersch 9 years ago
I'm fine being not happy

xXJJF4506Xx 10 years ago
IM A GIRL NOT A MAN
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