Will You Press The Button?

rd_782999197 years ago

im a damn woman

123qwe123qwe9 months ago

Me too

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JayBear8 years ago

*face palms* why is this question so dumb

Omar Kanawati12 years ago

I don't understand how you can be happy while in agonizing pain. You aren't gaining anything through this.

Around-you-go2 years ago

You would be the happiest man because all other would be dead

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AyeshaBrowne8 years ago

But I'm a woman

kitsu2 years ago

*trans flag slowly fades in*

Wuzzems9 years ago

Masochism!

IJustDK4 years ago

I don't need to be the worlds happiest man. I'm already happy enough. appreciate what you have instead of wanting more.

kade20048 years ago

i guess you get an agonizing pain fetish

ArKade478 years ago

OBJECTION!! Those two statements contradict each other!!!

Seanconn358 years ago

That sounds like my sex life. (:

Seanconn358 years ago

Crack the whip!

Temnai9 years ago

Already happy AF. Boom.

Lootaboksi7 years ago

Only change for me is that i am the happiest man in the world

LillianS7 years ago

I’m happy if someone can go through pain and still stay amazingly happy

Erin Foss12 years ago

"You're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it."

PhenoDrake8 years ago

Potter fans for the win

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SaxophoneMan7 years ago

How does that work

Markus Stein12 years ago

Apparently happiness for men doesnt go too high

JohnPariah11 years ago

but you're still happy...

FireStrider8 years ago

So you get to be married?

Stringerlast year

You basically become Stewie

Iwontpushit9 years ago

You will get over your pain. While being happy about someone dying. Sorry I had to.

Bennett Silverstein12 years ago

how can you be in pain and happy at the same time? its not possible...

unicornlover5149 years ago

im not a man...

Erog5 years ago

Then how are you the happiest man alive? Does everybody else become a woman? Makes it technically true and makes dating damn easy.

StrahmDude8 years ago

So if being in agonizing pain would make you sad, does this just make everyone in the world super sad?

StrahmDude8 years ago

You won't necessarily be happy, just the happiest.

osmacar9 years ago

who says i am not in agonizing pain?

WillStein7 years ago

How would you be happy

Turbo9 years ago

There is one slight problem...

Mekoo8 years ago

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rd_782999197 years ago

OMG TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!! IT REALLY WORKS!!!!! YOU HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING OR IT WONT WORK!!!! For u know who ðŸ’• * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * KEEP GOING DOWN * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ALMOST THERE.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * HERE WE ...[Show full comment]

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Gingergamer667 years ago

My mom has fibromyalgia and that is pretty much she is in pain everywhere in her body all the time no brakes nothing and she has found a way to be happy

nathan0010 years ago

These contradict each other

PressTheButton!!!!9 years ago

If you're the happiest man in the world, you would have no pain because your happy! This really doesn't work...

Lostboything9 years ago

You finally get a waifu, and she comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you w...[Show full comment]