Will You Press The Button?

rd_782999197 years ago

im a damn woman

Saarthakgoel4 years ago

Feminist here

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JayBear8 years ago

*face palms* why is this question so dumb

IJustDK4 years ago

I don't need to be the worlds happiest man. I'm already happy enough. appreciate what you have instead of wanting more.

AyeshaBrowne7 years ago

But I'm a woman

kitsu2 years ago

*trans flag slowly fades in*

Wuzzems9 years ago

Masochism!

Omar Kanawati11 years ago

I don't understand how you can be happy while in agonizing pain. You aren't gaining anything through this.

Around-you-golast year

You would be the happiest man because all other would be dead

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kade20047 years ago

i guess you get an agonizing pain fetish

ArKade477 years ago

OBJECTION!! Those two statements contradict each other!!!

Seanconn358 years ago

That sounds like my sex life. (:

Seanconn358 years ago

Crack the whip!

Temnai8 years ago

Already happy AF. Boom.

Lootaboksi6 years ago

Only change for me is that i am the happiest man in the world

LillianS6 years ago

I’m happy if someone can go through pain and still stay amazingly happy

SaxophoneMan6 years ago

How does that work

Erin Foss11 years ago

"You're gonna suffer... but you're gonna be happy about it."

PhenoDrake7 years ago

Potter fans for the win

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Markus Stein11 years ago

Apparently happiness for men doesnt go too high

NickeyTheCookie7 years ago

I don't wanna be a man

Unicorn1118 years ago

I am a girl

WildKatGirl8 years ago

So you would become a man.

DrittvennenEplet6 years ago

Jokes on you! I don't want to be happy!

FireLordElmo9 years ago

Wtf. Stupidest thing i've ever hearf.

Fearful_dragon142 years ago

Sweet now I get happyness

Isa_me_bella8 years ago

Why can't I be the world's happiest women goSH!

BookwormGamerXoX7 years ago

What if you don't want to be a man?

Ashley Bogan11 years ago

It irks me how some of these are directly contradictory.

Dwc4107 years ago

This one is stupid.

Thomas McCubbins11 years ago

according to socrates you can't be the worlds happiest w.o being dead.

Beans65438 years ago

No,because I am a Girl/woman not a Boy/man. ):(

Tjersero6 years ago

Do you want to be inzane?

werty9 years ago

Just... how... would you be happy?

sapphiresword8 years ago

Sorry I cant not a man

Loopholes4days6 years ago

How does one be happy and have agonising pain every second

CCCM899 years ago

Sado-masichism ho! ^_^

GamerLucy87 years ago

Why would you be happy if you are in pain for the rest of your life! If you get rid of the pain, it"s just going to start again and if your at a friends house then their going to be like "You OK (Your name)?" and you will be like "Yeah. No pain here." Then...[Show full comment]

TheButton20177 years ago

I Cant Spell Huhuh Ooops! Haha???

Blazing_Fire_00710 years ago

LOOPHOLE:make a statement saying:something that would make me happy is for the pain to go away because right now I have pain others do not this they are happier The pain should then stop

yetiisaduck 8 years ago

Does this mean I turn into a guy?

CCthecat8 years ago

Unless ure saying u get affected easily but then u cheer up :/

thatoneguy420694 years ago

every single youtuber

joao walter8 years ago

Poderia ter em português-brasil !!!

CODEX077 years ago

How can u be happy and in agonizing pain???

Elias Nahuel Garcete Gimenez11 years ago

I think I am the happiest person in the world because people are suffering worst things...

Disdood6 years ago

So your optimistic all the time, but you can still cry from sadness or anger. So that means I'm constantly in pain but must hide it to make others happy.