Starting tomorrow, your life will improve dramatically. You will find true happiness and live a life that will surpass even your wildest dreams.
but
You will have a painful death, and when you die, every indication that you ever lived will be erased from the face of the planet, including all memory of you.
I will not


oldnotweak9 years ago
you people are OBSESSED WITH DOCTOR WHO! seriously NOT EVERYTHING IS RELATED TO IT. otherwise we should all just say "Simpsons did it"

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
Yeah literally everyone says "so basically the doctor"
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Saladass6668 years ago
I dont care what happens after i die

Tricky8 years ago
Exactly

JSE fan9 years ago
i would rather live an unhappy life and leave a positive mark on the world rather than living in happiness and not leaving anything at all

JojoWriter7 years ago
By the wording of this, it doesn’t seem your good works would be undone, just any memory of you having done them.
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SmolGibberish6 years ago
What if the life you want to live is an imortal life?

Pushdabutton7 years ago
Have powers, don’t feel pain, everybody loves you, that one fandom that you love comes to life, freeze time at will, and here comes the loophole...... never die.

The_pro_attacker7 years ago
But in my dreams I can't die

Hello18 years ago
damn

Kansas Preslar12 years ago
Oh my god, doctor who reference, Rory Williams/Pond much?

WolfRex7 years ago
Panifex This is way to specific to not be a Doctor Who reference
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Ryan Kitsune12 years ago
Does this mean if I had kids, they poof? And any grandkids or people they may save from dying? What if I become a doctor and cure some rediculously killer desies? Does everyone I cured die? Or would they have been dead for awhile? Time broken, world in cha...[Show full comment]

KC_Lovaxlast year
So basically end of the world. Oh wait, imagine Adam and Eve pressed that button (if they could). Human race gone. My friend’s dream.
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Tolek Ternowski12 years ago
when I die, why should I care

Ezekiel Martin12 years ago
Rory.

tyui9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

EMPTYENDER117 years ago
Who cares if you"ve been forgoten your dead poof your gone simpler than a bag of hammers!

Hereiamkillme0119 years ago
A life that will surpass my dreams is a life where my death will not get rid of any proof I existed. Loophole!

FPierce8 years ago
Sooo... life like normal.

the real albanian9 years ago
when you die nobody will remember you anyway

dudeguy10 years ago
as much as i like pressing this button, its not really a very good dilemma, not nearly bad enough drawback for me to even consider not pressing this

J.Silvers9 years ago
I already am happy. Create your life for yourself people!

Yotzu3282 years ago
At least I lived well

Setsuna8 years ago
I hate endings.

RandomPotato9 years ago
How painful

JojoWriter7 years ago
Not much different than most, except my happiness would be assured and I would have a vague idea of how I’ll die. Also noticed it didn’t say I wouldn’t love to a ripe old age.

Luluz9 years ago
The weird gaps and erasures will be hints. my absence will be evidence even if is just the conspiracy theorists or anthropologists or scientists who notice something unusual

Rhinorulz8 years ago
What will make me truely happy is to have my name be in every cell of every living thing.

THE GREAT PAULPYRUS9 years ago
My true happiness is for the downside to not happen.

swagswagswig10 years ago
the poepole you love wont be sad when u die

Mr. Mike9 years ago
but what if you live forever?

Aarizlast year
So basically I am spiderman?

Rochelle Knier12 years ago
I'd rather live a wonderful life then be remembered in death.

kuribo3 years ago
I mean there"s already a good chance I'll die a painful death, and I'll be too dead to care who remembers me.

Misaki Natsume 9 years ago
Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food...[Show full comment]

fruce9 years ago
in my dreams i never die so lets do this

HeyBroz9 years ago
lik meh c0MmeNt

Darkest Light9 years ago
every pain is painful so thats it...ill press the button

DylanJamesV57 years ago
What the fuck is this question

John Doe10 years ago
Sure! I don't care if I die painful, I just enjoy my life.

Carrotoverlord78 years ago
So instant birth control

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago
If I were to have an amazing life, it would probably be more than a measly 80 years. If I were to become immortal, seeing as it surpasses my wildest dreams, and one of those are immortality, so if it surpasses that, then who knows, then I wouldn't die and the downside would never be initiated.

DerpyKitten8 years ago
My life is good enough :)

pokefan20169 years ago
Y LIFE IS ALREADY AWESOME!

1number2 years ago
I have good pain tollerance

ld shadow lady fan 9 years ago
OK I hate dem haters anyways

ApocalypseGaming9 years ago
What if my wildest dreams are to become God, I surpass that, become a being greater than god, give myself and my loved ones immortality, but still get to live on Earth and use my powers in secret. BOOM! LOOPHOLE FOUND!

Feedback7 years ago
Who cares if your memories are erased if you had a great life? 7 billion people still have no clue that you even exist

Kodaigan9 years ago
Nobody said i would be a physical pain. :)

quirky10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Always_Right_Opinion_Haver4 months ago
This will happen anyway in 5 billion years, why should I care.

Miguel Bolaños12 years ago
as a fact, this just means everyone will forget about me, and, everybody always forgets about who's dead after all

ok_then8 years ago
....... i don't have dreams........

OPOSSUM_3 years ago
Come on, that"s how I wanna die.
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