Will You Press The Button?

be the most succesful of the world

but

die virgin

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Satoru_Gojolast month

Nah, I'd win

Arandomnerd2 years ago

I never lose.

Catowoo10 years ago

Bitch Asexuality wins.

TCR_2 years ago

We have won many times

nulily10 years ago

Well it's a good thing I'm asexual.

TCR_2 years ago

We have won again

TeddyBear10 years ago

I plan to die a virgin anyway, so no downside.

Trixie4 years ago

*all asexuals agree and laugh maniacally at non-asexuals*

Astro Dime11 years ago

My asexual laughter will ring throughout the land.

Saloni Singh12 years ago

No body dies a virgin, life fucks us all x'D

TCR_2 years ago

Legendary quote right here

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Matix7774 years ago

so where is the downside?

taylor999 years ago

*asexual laughter*

ninja0heaven10 years ago

Why is everything about sex? Sex is not most important.

mangocheeks5 years ago

Yes it is you ignorant fuck

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HeyNow10 years ago

i love questions like these, asexuals always prevail

CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

I don't really care if I'm a virgin or not I'll be successful af.

pumpkinmaker 9 years ago

*laughs asexually*

Kirevaam10 years ago

Do people really care about sex that much?

BonkBoi5 years ago

I don’t see any downside here, My fate has only gotten better. *Sobs*

InfiniiJ5 years ago

well im not planning on getting a gf so idrc batch

Yourfriendlyneighbourhoodace7 years ago

Lmao I’m Ace suckers

Derpyspaghetti9 years ago

MASTURBATION!

mangocheeks5 years ago

Wasn't like I was ever gonna get laid anyways *sob*

Buzzy8 years ago

I PLAN to die a virgin.

Eri8 years ago

Haven't been through it, don't care for it.

MastermindOfTrouble5 years ago

I am virgin. Thank fucking god.

Tecmag Diams12 years ago

*Asexual snickering*

Moina3 years ago

*maniacal laughter in aroace

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skulltown7 years ago

Saw this twice in a row. Is the world trying to tell me something?

somebODYONCTOLDME7 years ago

Not everybody wants to do the didly do. I just want snuggle and eat

dankmemes1018 years ago

I don't care about sex. It"s nasty AF.

TheGamePIN8 years ago

Asexual, so yeah. Infinite wealth here i come!

Moony_haze8 years ago

My aro-ace ass over here just laughing

Foxybohv9 years ago

Hadn't bill gates already pushed this button?

NHLic9 years ago

I've already fucked by my ex-friend. So it would great

MiceCrispie9 years ago

I'm asexual. XD

Tim Smith12 years ago

But, you cant give me back my virginity, can you?

MrCommonSense2 years ago

wanna add one to the count?

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Leena Olen12 years ago

No downside :D

Chase2229 years ago

Hell ya

danielmoon10 years ago

gunna die a virgin anyway might as well be a successful virgin

KassyFrost7 years ago

Doesn't matter had sex already

BossaNova9 years ago

Fuck someone before pressing the button.

Johto Trainer9 years ago

what if u have sex before the button?

Trixie4 years ago

*asexual cackling*

Darksoldier375810 years ago

Gonna happen anyways

Blockman3508 years ago

MOST SUCCESSFUL OF THE WORLD 10/10

KoolAidDolan11 years ago

Who does? It never says that I do.

Lang1010 years ago

virtual reality sex

Gaurdian8 years ago

I will rule the WORLD.

Desirey Wester12 years ago

it be ok

Mace Windu9 years ago

BJ's for days

b3brav34life9 years ago

So...idk

UselessIdiot7710 months ago

I’m fine with being a virgin as long as I can still get a relationship. Although I actually don’t really want to be successful. In my opinion, there is no success in life. Just lies.

MineDude90019 years ago

I won't be sexually successful.

PieLucas7 years ago

Ooooh this one hurts

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