Will You Press The Button?

xX_DankMemester_Xx 11 years ago

just FUCKING KILL THEMM (FilthyFrank reference)

ninjabot 5 years ago

Finally someone said it

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MissStormcloud 8 years ago

Maybe the stalker just wants a friend. Then down the line we become best friends, start dating, get married and adopt two kids.

Bumbury 9 years ago

Report the coworker

Jack Little 13 years ago

Job of a lifetime would only have awesome people working there...so best job ever AND a new friend? HELL YEAH

I_STEAL_CHEESE_HEHE 6 months ago

I was about to comment this!

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TheBanditCactus 9 years ago

I want my job to be a YouTuber :D It also means no stalkers :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Queen_of_Jade 8 years ago

not necessarily, YouTubers have been stalked before.

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken 9 years ago

In an anime the stalker would be a hot girl. So yeah

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

…or a stereotypical *REDACTED* protagonist. Are you sure you want that?

Neko Chan 13 years ago

>Job of lifetime = Father >Coworker = Wife No loss there

Shibbity 2 years ago

shes a minor

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Jonathan Fuller 13 years ago

get a job a the playboy house and hope the coworker stalking you is a girl!

Maddieblook 10 years ago

Even better. ;)

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Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago

Ask them to play the Mission Imposable the

Alivia Eve Melino-Getz 13 years ago

What coworker?

Ryan410 10 years ago

Make it a hot girl

DFDragonFire 8 years ago

Job simulator.

SuperBlueSheep 11 years ago

My coworker is an ant

Cheyhoss 9 years ago

I have no friends as it is. Could you count a stalker as a friend?

Nubbins244 9 years ago

Job of a lifetime = Famous actor = Stalked by other famous actors

guss 12 years ago

I'm already stalked by my boss, no downside.

Randome_User 10 years ago

Sounds like the average work place

Jaydoggg 2 years ago

It’s just during the work day so who cares once you get home

TGforest11 11 years ago

Just kill the stalker and carry on with job

saraisnotonfire 10 years ago

My job would be that my YouTube channel got tons of subs no coworkers

Lorange7 4 years ago

What if your job is freelance on your own then this doesn't work cause you have no co workers

radicaled73 11 years ago

As long as it's a girl :P

Melo Tiago 13 years ago

Damn you Patrice!!

DoomfallMustang 6 years ago

Stay strapped or get clapped bro.

gamergeneral 11 years ago

just during work hours no problem there!

Cowboy_Doggo 9 years ago

Make friends with all your coworkers

Horsechess14 10 years ago

Just be your own boss with company so you really don't have to hire anyone else.

lovey826 10 years ago

Doesn't say after work. It"s just an office crush!

BlazingBlaziken 11 years ago

So the job of a lifetime and I get to be someone's senpai(Maybe)?!? Hell yeah!

whomst 8 years ago

my job is dog sitting golden retrievers follow me around all day

Stormyfalls 11 years ago

*calls hitman* PROBLEM SOLVED!

FractGate 3 years ago

I am somehow faced with buttons I am under effects of

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