YOU BECOME IMMORTAL BUT YOU CAN DECIDE WHEN YOU DIE.
but
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IN EVERY WAR KNOWN TO MAN ALL OVER AND YOU FEEL PAIN.
I will not

Squammy 2 years ago
STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU BITCHHHHH

FurryFluffer 10 years ago
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME? D":

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago
whate fuck is ur pfp ._.

GabrielErnesto 11 years ago
inmortality+war=fun

Demon_Lord 2 years ago
"Every war" its not a good inmortal is just an inmortal slave for humanity
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Johnnylag4 8 years ago
I WILL FIGHT I THE WAR OF CAPS!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!

ranboomba 4 years ago
LMFAO

OblivionBringer 8 years ago
DOES THE AUTHOR KNOW ABOUT CAPS LOCK OR THE MEANING OF IMMORTAL.

Iris Ally 13 years ago
WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Dusty_Bread2310 4 years ago
I EAT DIRT
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FinleyRS 8 years ago
I... Declare... A... Thumb... War!

Majin_Snake 10 years ago
Win Win! I love killing and war, the sound of terror, the taste of blood, the smell of burned flesh, the sensations when something pierces your body and adrenalin starts flowing. Eyes going dull after you kill someone. This makes me horny.

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago
Y-you ok there buddy?...

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
MAN THERE ARE NO CAPS IN THE BUTTON OR THIS COMMENT...RIGHT?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
GET A PAPER CUT ON UR PAPERS SIGNING TO JOIN ARMY OH YES I HAVE BOOBOO TO PROVE IN WARS

Blane1247 10 years ago
IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO? I TURNED IT ON SOMEHOW LIKE A MONTH AGO AND I CANT TURN IT OFF... IVE FOUND YOU CAN HOLD SHIFT TO TEMPORARILY stop IT

undecidedfoot93 8 years ago
THE SKY WHALES ARE COMING!

Jamesjr888 9 years ago
#deadpool!!!!

Yafagafa Yoyomchoho Breadstix 13 years ago
so basically be wolverine

POLTERPUP 6 years ago
OR STRONG POULTER PUP
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DarkOverlord2 9 years ago
Someone forgot to turn off caps lock

varter21212 10 years ago
Stop stabbing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because I am immortal dose not mean you get to stab me in the tummy as much as you want!!!!

Loophole man 10 years ago
I'm the time travelling COD protagonist

AloCentrala 10 years ago
OMG CAPS

Michael Buot 13 years ago
they never said how long you had to fight for, only that you participate

11Thecrowmuse11 10 years ago
They also didn't say that you have to actually fight - you can be a medic!
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Teitur Dahl 13 years ago
SOMEONE FORGOT TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK :< I MYSELF PREFER TO TYPE THIS WHILST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!

DatBoi21 8 years ago
*THE
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Xander Oliver 13 years ago
Who cares about the pain? I could win every war

Brennick Vitale 13 years ago
How can you be in every war when there's two sides to a war? am I going to be fighting for both sides at once? am i two people? that doesn't make any sense

Jango Fett 10 years ago
You kill everyone.

HTFphsycopath1999 11 years ago
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!

undecidedfoot93 8 years ago
AAAAAAAAAHHH

TheWingedBunting 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
OH MY GOD THIS CHAT IS SO LOUD!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE YELLING???!!!

TasnoomyHamada 9 years ago
Maybe this is in capital letters because that would you press the button questions which says " you can type 500 words a min and you get a respectful good paying job, but you have to type in capital letters only capItalian latters so maybe it worked for hime (maybe her)

NotAWalnut 11 years ago
OKAY IM IN

Will u press this boobs? 10 years ago
WHY THERE ARE ONLY BIG LETTERS?????

SamBaum 9 years ago
so why not die before war?

InfiniteDooble 12 years ago
Wars are a waste of time Id rather walk around all day with a giant F*** ME sign on my back

thatdudedotcom 10 years ago
LOWER LETTERS ARE FOR LOWER CLASS

HumanUsSr57 4 years ago
you dont actually have to fight on the frontline be the technical discovery or smthing

tigerstar 11 years ago
Kill urself befor the first war

mr.whatface 10 years ago
RELEASE THE FUCKING SPASTIC HENS!!!

Qwertyasdfzx 8 years ago
Deadpool?

d0v4hk1In2015 11 years ago
So what people?! You are immortal and can decide your own death! Yea pain's a bitch but you'd still be alive like Ichigo from Bleach

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago
Not worth it.....

Sam Sobati 13 years ago
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR~!

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago
OH MY GOSH STOP SHOUTING AT ME! OF COARSE I"LL FIGHT! AS LONG AS I CAN CHOOSE SIDES

solarandlunar 11 years ago
CAPS = YELLING so I yell this one

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago
Well.. I can just kill myself before the war or run around in circles in the wars. Can't touch this and can't feel this.

TheAsh 11 years ago
I READ THIS LIKE IT WAS REALLY INTENSE BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS

Demolicious51 10 years ago
WHY IS THIS IN CAPS LOCK

EX_23113 2 months ago
生不如死是这样用的

AmyWilliams 11 years ago
Wolverine!

Moosey05 9 years ago
*Goes to war, fighta for 5 minutes...goes home* Honey I'm home! Oh wait..be back. A war off somewhere! Be back in 20! Lol

mogley1992 11 years ago
hell yeah. that sounds awesome, although i'd want to heal like wolverine not like a normal human and be able to grow limbs back.

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago
Vr headset fuck over those germans

star_skitter 11 years ago
THE HERO OF LEGEND THE ONE THAT CAN'T DIE THE LEGEND STAR
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