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YOU BECOME IMMORTAL BUT YOU CAN DECIDE WHEN YOU DIE.
but
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IN EVERY WAR KNOWN TO MAN ALL OVER AND YOU FEEL PAIN.
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Squammy 3 years ago
STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU BITCHHHHH

FurryFluffer 10 years ago
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME? D":

thecoolfirepro 9 months ago
whate fuck is ur pfp ._.

GabrielErnesto 11 years ago
inmortality+war=fun

Demon_Lord 2 years ago
"Every war" its not a good inmortal is just an inmortal slave for humanity
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Johnnylag4 8 years ago
I WILL FIGHT I THE WAR OF CAPS!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!

ranboomba 4 years ago
LMFAO

OblivionBringer 8 years ago
DOES THE AUTHOR KNOW ABOUT CAPS LOCK OR THE MEANING OF IMMORTAL.

Iris Ally 13 years ago
WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Dusty_Bread2310 4 years ago
I EAT DIRT
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Majin_Snake 10 years ago
Win Win! I love killing and war, the sound of terror, the taste of blood, the smell of burned flesh, the sensations when something pierces your body and adrenalin starts flowing. Eyes going dull after you kill someone. This makes me horny.

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago
Y-you ok there buddy?...

FinleyRS 8 years ago
I... Declare... A... Thumb... War!

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
MAN THERE ARE NO CAPS IN THE BUTTON OR THIS COMMENT...RIGHT?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
GET A PAPER CUT ON UR PAPERS SIGNING TO JOIN ARMY OH YES I HAVE BOOBOO TO PROVE IN WARS

Blane1247 10 years ago
IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO? I TURNED IT ON SOMEHOW LIKE A MONTH AGO AND I CANT TURN IT OFF... IVE FOUND YOU CAN HOLD SHIFT TO TEMPORARILY stop IT

undecidedfoot93 9 years ago
THE SKY WHALES ARE COMING!

Jamesjr888 9 years ago
#deadpool!!!!

Yafagafa Yoyomchoho Breadstix 13 years ago
so basically be wolverine

POLTERPUP 6 years ago
OR STRONG POULTER PUP
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DarkOverlord2 9 years ago
Someone forgot to turn off caps lock

varter21212 10 years ago
Stop stabbing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because I am immortal dose not mean you get to stab me in the tummy as much as you want!!!!

Loophole man 10 years ago
I'm the time travelling COD protagonist

AloCentrala 10 years ago
OMG CAPS

Michael Buot 13 years ago
they never said how long you had to fight for, only that you participate

11Thecrowmuse11 10 years ago
They also didn't say that you have to actually fight - you can be a medic!
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Teitur Dahl 13 years ago
SOMEONE FORGOT TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK :< I MYSELF PREFER TO TYPE THIS WHILST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!

DatBoi21 8 years ago
*THE
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Xander Oliver 13 years ago
Who cares about the pain? I could win every war

Brennick Vitale 13 years ago
How can you be in every war when there's two sides to a war? am I going to be fighting for both sides at once? am i two people? that doesn't make any sense

Jango Fett 11 years ago
You kill everyone.

All_for_that_anime 12 years ago
this is literally the best I can't even begin to explain

Rolland 10 years ago
YEEESSSS

Vladboss20010 5 years ago
I decide!i want to die tomorow,thank god because i don't die today

Hail Cthulhu 11 years ago
So do I literally have to fight in every war? Because there are a multitude of other military jobs besides being a bullet sponge on the frontlines.

Chinese potato 11 years ago
HAIL THE MOTHERLAND!

crisby6 11 years ago
die before the first war or just avoid fighting

EPICSEGWAYMAN 10 years ago
immortal dosent mean that you cant die, just can't die of age or disease, you can still be shot

Frankie Gerhardt 13 years ago
I AGREE TO THIS. I WOULD PUSH THE BUTTON. WHY IS THIS IN CAPS?

dankmemes101 9 years ago
I"D RATHER NOT BUT THANKS ANYWAY

Melmo00082 11 years ago
CAP SENSITIVE

KKDZ 10 years ago
WOOOOOO CAPITAL LETTERS!

RandomGuy888 11 years ago
WHY NOT, I LIKE MAKING CHAOS PS: WHY THE CAPITAL LETTERS

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic 10 years ago
NO BAD SIDE WAR IS AMAIZING LIKE IN GAMES

koalamakecake 9 years ago
AHHH TOO MUCH CAPITAL LETTERS

XxheadhunterxX 12 years ago
I would love to take part in history of death of Hitler

Union of Socialist Scandinavian Republics 11 years ago
I will fight for peace

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
I will be the hero of time... I will grow perfect. In no time I will be skilled enough to never be hit, thus rarely feel pain, I shall be a war machine.

Vozella 12 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Dolus 11 years ago
that is my ultimate goal in life to become immortal and become the most feared man in the world. also starting my own world war in the process

TaylorDavis 9 years ago
Karkat wtaf dude :?

Sophiab673 11 years ago
#SNIPEYOUBOIIII

KawaiiSpooks 11 years ago
Im immortal tho...Urmmm I dont care if i fight in wars. I am going to live anyway, unless i decide to die so yea, im clicking the button

LenAuphydas 9 years ago
I mean sooner or later I'll be so amazing at fighting I'll just be able to personally decide the course of history. So I mean Hells yeah I'll do that. I'll start my own wars and shape the world according to my whims.

awesome 1 11 years ago
Yeah I'm immortal but I feel the pain.kinda useless

roxyaee 10 years ago
Hell no i rather die

DerpyIII 11 years ago
I'M IN IN FIGHTING IN EVERY WAR BUT ALSO IMMORTAL?!?!?! :D WIN WIN FOR ME!!! :D

FlameBlaze 9 years ago
CAPSSSS!!!!

FRASUC15 12 years ago
So like the Wolverine?
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