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YOU BECOME IMMORTAL BUT YOU CAN DECIDE WHEN YOU DIE.
but
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IN EVERY WAR KNOWN TO MAN ALL OVER AND YOU FEEL PAIN.
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Squammy 2 years ago
STOP SHOUTING AT ME YOU BITCHHHHH

FurryFluffer 10 years ago
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME? D":

thecoolfirepro 8 months ago
whate fuck is ur pfp ._.

GabrielErnesto 11 years ago
inmortality+war=fun

Demon_Lord 2 years ago
"Every war" its not a good inmortal is just an inmortal slave for humanity
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Johnnylag4 8 years ago
I WILL FIGHT I THE WAR OF CAPS!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!

ranboomba 4 years ago
LMFAO

OblivionBringer 8 years ago
DOES THE AUTHOR KNOW ABOUT CAPS LOCK OR THE MEANING OF IMMORTAL.

Iris Ally 13 years ago
WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Dusty_Bread2310 4 years ago
I EAT DIRT
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FinleyRS 8 years ago
I... Declare... A... Thumb... War!

Majin_Snake 10 years ago
Win Win! I love killing and war, the sound of terror, the taste of blood, the smell of burned flesh, the sensations when something pierces your body and adrenalin starts flowing. Eyes going dull after you kill someone. This makes me horny.

ChoiceMaster101 10 years ago
Y-you ok there buddy?...

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
MAN THERE ARE NO CAPS IN THE BUTTON OR THIS COMMENT...RIGHT?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
GET A PAPER CUT ON UR PAPERS SIGNING TO JOIN ARMY OH YES I HAVE BOOBOO TO PROVE IN WARS

Blane1247 10 years ago
IT HAPPENED TO YOU TOO? I TURNED IT ON SOMEHOW LIKE A MONTH AGO AND I CANT TURN IT OFF... IVE FOUND YOU CAN HOLD SHIFT TO TEMPORARILY stop IT

undecidedfoot93 8 years ago
THE SKY WHALES ARE COMING!

Jamesjr888 9 years ago
#deadpool!!!!

Yafagafa Yoyomchoho Breadstix 13 years ago
so basically be wolverine

POLTERPUP 6 years ago
OR STRONG POULTER PUP
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DarkOverlord2 9 years ago
Someone forgot to turn off caps lock

varter21212 10 years ago
Stop stabbing me!!!!!!!!!!!!! just because I am immortal dose not mean you get to stab me in the tummy as much as you want!!!!

Loophole man 10 years ago
I'm the time travelling COD protagonist

AloCentrala 10 years ago
OMG CAPS

Michael Buot 13 years ago
they never said how long you had to fight for, only that you participate

11Thecrowmuse11 10 years ago
They also didn't say that you have to actually fight - you can be a medic!
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Teitur Dahl 13 years ago
SOMEONE FORGOT TO DISABLE CAPS LOCK :< I MYSELF PREFER TO TYPE THIS WHILST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!

DatBoi21 8 years ago
*THE
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Brennick Vitale 13 years ago
How can you be in every war when there's two sides to a war? am I going to be fighting for both sides at once? am i two people? that doesn't make any sense

Jango Fett 10 years ago
You kill everyone.

Xander Oliver 13 years ago
Who cares about the pain? I could win every war

Comrade Ivan 10 years ago
wE mEET aGAIN, cAPTAIN cAPITAL!

Classifiedmc 11 years ago
LEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKEEEEEENNNNNNSSSSS

Flameice2 10 years ago
So... I'm a war hero. That can't die. That can fight until he wins. Fuck yeah bitch

Gabriella1313 11 years ago
What is with the capital letters

ihopboi 9 years ago
DID YOU FORGET TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

davidgilliland38 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mercykill 10 years ago
So, I'm Wolverine with no claws. Great.

FredBearGold 9 years ago
SLOW DONT ON THE CAPS M8 K?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

SexFaceD 11 years ago
PROTECT HITLERS MUSTASH!

SkyLox 10 years ago
WAAARRRRR

Ryuu 11 years ago
Yay Im wolvy

Calpal 10 years ago
WHO WANTS SOME HOMEMADE PIZZA WITH RANCH AND ANY SODA YOU WANT

diddo 5 years ago
WAR GOD

GemBuster 11 years ago
I WILL PRESS THIS IF YOU TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK

Beverest28 9 years ago
If your immortal you can't die right? Than why would you choose when you die or am I the only one confused.

Leafshade 12 years ago
This is perfect, i would literally be the only person worth sending there would be no wars because MY side wins. No more wars.

Kittenlover101 8 years ago
Caps lock much...?

crisby6 11 years ago
die before the first war or just avoid fighting

Pls no 10 years ago
YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ANY WAR!

satan-sama 11 years ago
IMMORTAL SWORDSMAN FOR DAYS

FlameBlaze 10 years ago
The immortality is a curse

varter21212 10 years ago
No you can kill your self

richboykasey 11 years ago
But when you feel all that pain you will want to die

Timelypat 9 years ago
*Screams in 1337*

elrick43 11 years ago
but just think of how you can fuck with the enemies when you take multiple killing shots, fall to the ground but then get back up and continue the charge

ImSmarterThanYou69 2 years ago
this is a badass question

MasterOfPuppets 11 years ago
wow apparently this guy had caps lock on

HyruleBall 9 years ago
ALL CAPS

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
It said fight, I could shoot one person and be done
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