Will You Press The Button?

happy20169 years ago

if they rub it in your face just punch them in the face

Catoftheretroworld8 months ago

Damn

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C4rli7059 years ago

I am my own enemy

Vegadg8 years ago

What if you hate yourself the most...🤔

Quetzy5 years ago

👍

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Temmie1905 years ago

Jokes on you the one I hate the most is no one

Dubstep Master9 years ago

Save the people! My great grandma and grandma both died of cancer

Pokefan1238 years ago

33% is evil

Alex Louis12 years ago

Who cares about credit? You would be saving millions of lives.

weslikesmen2 years ago

i agree i can be the bigger man

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Astrozeke7 years ago

What if I hate myself?

Uncr3ative7 years ago

I hate myself the most... therefore, I get credit. L O O P H O L E

gamagama7 years ago

But what if i hate myself?

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I don't care about curing cancer since my mom already died of cancer.

JekoPlays8 years ago

What if you don't hate anyone?

meganchar8 years ago

Does it disturb anybody else that 33% would rather destroy millions of lives than hand over credit to someone who you shouldn't care about? Get over it people. Faith in humanity status- nonexistent

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Well, let’s put the scenario in another way: You cure cancer, but you MUST give all credit to the person you hate the most. Would you still press the new button, since you prefer handing over credit “to someone you shouldn’t care about” over “destroy[ing] ...[Show full comment]

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I think I already found a cure for cancer. It"s called eat more vitamin B17

Grande-Papa8 years ago

Well, shit. Donald Trump is gonna cure cancer, guys.

NHLic8 years ago

I hate me most.

AaronSilva8 years ago

Loophole

Nosaj9 years ago

What in the world is wrong with 33% of people?

jackrhodes2008 years ago

You wouldnt believe how much I hate that person...

HodgYBounce9 years ago

That's totally worth it. I don't give a fuck about credit, I'm gonna save millions of lives.

Exactly who you'd expect9 years ago

billions,really

Alfredo Suescun Carril12 years ago

Justin Bieber cures cancer, like anyone would belive that

EmilStvring7 years ago

Calvin u are bullshit

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Alex Brenholt12 years ago

Who cares about who takes the credit

And Im Gone9 years ago

this guy

Numanar Von Epicloud12 years ago

Yes. Because all I did was press a button so I don't deserve credit anyway.

Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

Hm - since the person I hate the most is a fictional character (Rogue from the X-Men) I don't see how she can take the credit.

AaronSilva8 years ago

She would take credit in the comic books and you would take credit for the real world. Also I wonder... Why do you not like Rogue?

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Ellen Bohn12 years ago

I do not really hate anyone, so no downside.

lilylunapotter9 years ago

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Melissa McClish12 years ago

Whatever. As long as there's a cure.

Gorflop7 years ago

Ill lo ill him

LORD EMBREON9 years ago

Bieber cured canser

Mr-Irrelevant8 years ago

I HATE MYSELF THE MOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUZURK4 years ago

What if i hate myself the most

Lily Howard9 years ago

Well cancer is curable so that's a good thing, and it doesn't people will actually believe the person trying to steal the credit...

ThatGuy13379 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

Ur_avrg_reddit_user5 years ago

Chase has 1 4th of a brain cell he couldn't cure cancer in a million years!

Handsomejack12345679 years ago

Just mug/rob the person lol.

HannahReuterGormsen8 years ago

I don't fuking care about the credit. So many lifes would be spared

klausmana10 years ago

Our latest news feeds show that Nickleback has just cured cancer.

Kittenlover1017 years ago

So I get all the credit? ________i am depressed___________

Warpfire1119 years ago

I don't think anyone would believe that idiot if he claimed he cured cancer XD

GreatAide10 years ago

Greedy to say no.

Sarimaximus12 months ago

if the person I hate the most takes the credit, they'll end up making it the next insulin, and no one will be able to afford it. it'll be just as bad as if I didn't discover the cure, if not worse as it could probably become a topic of war.

YungStupidGamer9 years ago

So I save millions of lives and someone takes credit for it? 1. That guy is the worlds biggest douchebag ever. 2. I save millions of lives. *Clicks Button*

Shokhin8 years ago

If you want the credit though you ask that guy or gal to come in a national competition where whoever is to finish making 1 bottle of the cure gets the actual credit

Titanic218 years ago

I am sure that wouldn't work.

Rod19283 years ago

Idc at least I get to save the world

LT. derp9 years ago

Sue the s*** out of him and get the credit where it belongs

Houdini649 years ago

Lifes > Credit

And Im Gone9 years ago

Lifes < Credit

TonysLife4 years ago

My enemy is a nobody who"s mom does everything for him,and has an IQ of a sandwich I KNOW for a fact nobody would belive a 15 year old that"s 4 feet tall with his mentality that he would discover a cure for cancer. I press

Doommafia9 years ago

You would be SAVING SOOO MUCH PEOPLE

Chubbie7 years ago

When researchers ask how he made it. *goes blank*

puglover439 years ago

just hate yourself the most

Max Winzar12 years ago

There's already a cure for cancer??? Hemp/Turmeric and Fruit. o-o

Happy Moose9 years ago

Why does It Say That This Was Postedv Years Ago?

lolo20208 years ago

If the person you hate the most takes all of the credit, then just kill them

Roy Rieder of Earth10 years ago

@XxxFlowerBeardxxX :( You can't be that bad. Just the fact that you realize something wrong with you makes you better than any other assholes out there

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