You will meet the love of your life,
but
You will only be able to have sex once a year (with anyone).
I will not


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-Ace1ntheh0le-last year
Who wants to join me in an asexual party?We have cookies!

AceCat4000last year
asexual snickering can be heard in the distance.

TCR_2 years ago
Asexual win!

JadenCawley8 years ago
Sex once a year that lasts the whole year

Champ_fengXlast year
WTF?????????????????
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procharleston15 years ago
im asexual so yeah

Jams10 years ago
See, it never said how long it had to be... (the most fitting lenny ever)

LandoStar25last year
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Will Schmitt12 years ago
That's about one more sex than I get currently!

Ratee5 years ago
its one more sex than i want
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Cool_Boi164 years ago
Asexual. Nuff said.

ThatTheatreDuck4 years ago
*laughs in asexual*

Alexandra Sakigami10 years ago
Why not?

D_YellowMadness3 months ago
I imagine it would be torture for most sex addicts but I'm usually the type to only crave something when it's available & once a year is better than my current record of none ever so this sounds like a win to me.

Blebleb6 years ago
#asexual

AshCreDas9 years ago
It will just teach you not to cheat. So I see no problem with it all. Besides sex is something that is only supposed to be done with one person, and to me that one person should be who you end up marrying.

Atarii5 years ago
Sex is amazing, fuck that shit

TheCreepyChild9 years ago
I Don't want love and I'm a child.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Me too
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ArgentumAurum7 years ago
HA! I"M ASEXUAL!

SnowflameStorm7 years ago
Haha Asexual XD

Jasonthekiler8 years ago
hohoho its super to sex

Spinelthecrystalclod8 years ago
*Asexual Laughter in the background*

AriT3218 years ago
I SAW THAT COMING (im pansexual and asexual)

Lucoa8 years ago
Does this mean waifus will come to life? It said anyone..

MEOWZLy5 years ago
0o0

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
asexual people never have sex. Ill just be asexual ten

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
*then

Wolla9 years ago
I am asexual there is no downside.

Catherine Xixi12 years ago
Asexual people will have no problem answering this.

Catcool3 years ago
Those creatures aren't people tho😬
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exokris9 years ago
Doesn't say anything about not masturbating

jimmy123459 years ago
You're pervers And ugly

Hdawg11119 years ago
Why would i not press it love is love

Yarsftks10 years ago
That's true love.

BlazeRed10 years ago
Rizingr, I'm asexual anyways so this is no loss for me at all. Might as well try to get together with the love of my life.

Rizingr10 years ago
A) You only MEET the love of your life. Doesn't state they like you. B) You can only have da sex once a year with ANYONE, meaning it can be someone who doesn't even exist. So, knowing these things, what do you guys do? Press the button or not?

NFL_FTW10 years ago
One word, porn

JackelineP9810 years ago
I would prefer to meet the love of my life.

lily the dragon10 years ago
*asexual snickering*

RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe:)11 years ago
*asexual laughter in background*

ZaneP12 years ago
Today I discovered that I'm shallow

Clayton Glauner12 years ago
some of you people act like sex is really that important, and It's /Anyone/, including the love of your life.

xGlacierfootx9 years ago
nope. sex is making a relationship with someone. if you dont love them then you shouldnt dfo it. and i mean LOVE them not like them

Samurai_bat10 years ago
Finally I can be done with all the backstabbing bitches and if they are the love of your life once a year is surely enough

JacobMoore7 years ago
have sex all day long

Mollywolly11 years ago
Fine by me!

22FDMM019 years ago
I've met yet the love of my life, I don't need to press the button

ScarlettRoseSparks8 years ago
Basically my relationship lmao

Alfred Martin12 years ago
Once a year is still more than i do now

TuxedoGreymon9 years ago
That's about 80 more than I get now.

ariettylast year
not everything is about sex lmao

Werewolfman080909810 years ago
Zane Potorti 46 years ago | Likes: 6 Today I discovered that I'm shallow Reply Like Will Schmitt 46 years ago | Likes: 2 That's about one more sex than I get currently! Reply Like Catherine Xixi 46 years ago | Likes: 2 Asexual people will have...[Show full comment]

Adоlf Ніtlеr9 years ago
Why would I insert my penis into a female's vagina?

CCthecat9 years ago
Ur so straight forward bro. ........whats with trump btw...?

Munny038 years ago
I can do it myself

D-day7 years ago
I need that first experience

Yourenotkgill10 years ago
It doesn't mean they would love you back, you don't even know if you'd be told who it is

DarkmasterBlaze8849 years ago
I really dont see the downside

3lly and SuperJ LOL10 years ago
i don't even want to have sex, cause i am to young

I AM A RANDOM PERSON9 years ago
When I'm older, HECK YA!

0_Maru_06 months ago
My aromantic ass says no

Werewolfman080909810 years ago
Zane Potorti 46 years ago | Likes: 6 Today I discovered that I'm shallow Reply Like Will Schmitt 46 years ago | Likes: 2 That's about one more sex than I get currently! Reply Like Catherine Xixi 46 years ago | Likes: 2 Asexual people will have...[Show full comment]
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