You will meet the love of your life,
but
You will only be able to have sex once a year (with anyone).
I will not

-Ace1ntheh0le- 2 years ago
Who wants to join me in an asexual party?We have cookies!

Spicy_air 11 months ago
I'll come

JadenCawley 9 years ago
Sex once a year that lasts the whole year

Champ_fengX 2 years ago
WTF?????????????????
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Jams 11 years ago
See, it never said how long it had to be... (the most fitting lenny ever)

LandoStar25 2 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Will Schmitt 13 years ago
That's about one more sex than I get currently!

Ratee 6 years ago
its one more sex than i want
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procharleston1 6 years ago
im asexual so yeah

Cool_Boi16 5 years ago
Asexual. Nuff said.

ThatTheatreDuck 6 years ago
*laughs in asexual*

Alexandra Sakigami 11 years ago
Why not?

D_YellowMadness last year
I imagine it would be torture for most sex addicts but I'm usually the type to only crave something when it's available & once a year is better than my current record of none ever so this sounds like a win to me.

AshCreDas 10 years ago
It will just teach you not to cheat. So I see no problem with it all. Besides sex is something that is only supposed to be done with one person, and to me that one person should be who you end up marrying.

Atarii 6 years ago
Sex is amazing, fuck that shit

Blebleb 7 years ago
#asexual

TheCreepyChild 11 years ago
I Don't want love and I'm a child.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Me too
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ArgentumAurum 9 years ago
HA! I"M ASEXUAL!

SnowflameStorm 9 years ago
Haha Asexual XD

Catherine Xixi 13 years ago
Asexual people will have no problem answering this.

Catcool 4 years ago
Those creatures aren't people tho😬
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Jasonthekiler 9 years ago
hohoho its super to sex

Spinelthecrystalclod 9 years ago
*Asexual Laughter in the background*

AriT321 9 years ago
I SAW THAT COMING (im pansexual and asexual)

Lucoa 10 years ago
Does this mean waifus will come to life? It said anyone..

MEOWZLy 6 years ago
0o0

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago
asexual people never have sex. Ill just be asexual ten

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago
*then

Wolla 10 years ago
I am asexual there is no downside.

exokris 11 years ago
Doesn't say anything about not masturbating

jimmy12345 10 years ago
You're pervers And ugly

Hdawg1111 11 years ago
Why would i not press it love is love

Yarsftks 11 years ago
That's true love.

BlazeRed 11 years ago
Rizingr, I'm asexual anyways so this is no loss for me at all. Might as well try to get together with the love of my life.

Rizingr 11 years ago
A) You only MEET the love of your life. Doesn't state they like you. B) You can only have da sex once a year with ANYONE, meaning it can be someone who doesn't even exist. So, knowing these things, what do you guys do? Press the button or not?

NFL_FTW 11 years ago
One word, porn

JackelineP98 11 years ago
I would prefer to meet the love of my life.

lily the dragon 12 years ago
*asexual snickering*

RunYouCleverBoyAndRememberMe:) 12 years ago
*asexual laughter in background*

ZaneP 13 years ago
Today I discovered that I'm shallow

Clayton Glauner 13 years ago
some of you people act like sex is really that important, and It's /Anyone/, including the love of your life.

xGlacierfootx 10 years ago
nope. sex is making a relationship with someone. if you dont love them then you shouldnt dfo it. and i mean LOVE them not like them

hydrah675lt 10 years ago
what's the downside? just have really long sex

Dr_Crow 2 years ago
*Asexual Plague Doctor Cackling*

Werewolfman0809098 11 years ago
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Trash_ 9 years ago
I don't even want to have sex... So win-win

Klipper 12 years ago
"I'll beat my dick like it owes me money"

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
I don't press buttons that mention sexual intercourse

Hydrow 11 years ago
This is unoriginal.

Rainbow Brick 11 years ago
I'm not anyone's type anyway .3.

Kid-Million 10 years ago
I already found my lover , she"s beautiful

Jacky138 11 years ago
I can still masturbate anyway

TheTruepanther 7 years ago
I just want a good friend really

clockwerk 11 years ago
dang it i meant to press it

Werewolfman0809098 11 years ago
Zane Potorti 46 years ago | Likes: 6 Today I discovered that I'm shallow Reply Like Will Schmitt 46 years ago | Likes: 2 That's about one more sex than I get currently! Reply Like Catherine Xixi 46 years ago | Likes: 2 Asexual people will have... [Show full comment]

RoadmanTing 8 years ago
You still get dat fat ass. So really there is no downside.

Calista 12 years ago
There needs to be an "I'm asexual; this does not apply to me." button.

Common prick 10 years ago
You can always fap

GardevoirGirl666 9 years ago
im a kid and I pressed the button

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
Asexual~

CCthecat 10 years ago
Y would u need to have it so many times? Horny ppl i see Im pressin that button

boniebonie 3 years ago
what the **** is wrong with yall
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