you can buy everything in the world for free
but
you will never get a girlfriend
I will not

AshenStar22 2 years ago
said nothing about boyfriend or partner

JudahBateman 9 years ago
I swear to God 90% of these questions were written by 12-year-old-boys. How is this even a choice? I don't think people realize just how incredible that would be. Who needs a girlfriend? That"s literally just a title anyway. I could talk to a girl and late... [Show full comment]

Epic_nugget 5 months ago
But I want a gorlfreind
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GideonMaximilian 9 years ago
*laughs in bisexual*

milkdograt 6 years ago
yep

Nic Olsen 13 years ago
I'm a girl, and I'm not gay. Yay life of ease and unlimited videogames and free house

Dark22 4 years ago
Dominatork101 gay and lesbian are the same thing dumbass
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Emma12 11 years ago
Dammit gayness come on.

smhlol32 11 years ago
They didn't say I get a wife...

Gertricia 10 years ago
True

Crotalia 9 years ago
Female heterosexual here.

IsabellaAnime1910 11 years ago
I don't need one. I need a life of computers!

hilter 11 years ago
truuuuu

JackyLawrenceDotCom 9 years ago
"You can buy everything in the world for free" includes prostitutes though.

Josh Cohen 13 years ago
You can always have a wife haha

MegaSpeedTrap1 9 years ago
It’s just friends with benefits, right 😈
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EternalGalaxy 9 years ago
This is such a stupid one? lol I can get a boyfriend.

MarleySussman 9 years ago
Something i can get for free: a girlfriend

ellieshmana2point0 9 years ago
good brah I'm not lesbian nor do i want to be

FantasyKitten 9 years ago
Im a girl and I already have a Boyfriend so beat that. Unlimited Game 4 Life!!!!

LenyattaWalker 10 years ago
My type of easy question cause I'm a girl

DumbicusMaximus 10 years ago
Simple. you buy a girlfriend.

acctocorrectu 9 years ago
Sad

Eldersky37 11 years ago
firstly, you can't buy something if it's free. Secondly who needs a girlfriend when you can get laid without any effort put in at all

Isbyess 11 years ago
pan girl struggles

Caden_the_nerd 10 years ago
And bi guys
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Rylan Vincent 13 years ago
Nothing changes.

Andrew Gibson 13 years ago
I'll call her my partner.

Christopher Barnard 13 years ago
easy to find or create a loop hole...never said anything about a wife hahahaha

XxGH0ST-T0X1CxX 10 years ago
Can I buy a girlfr- nevermind... :(

amira3221 11 years ago
im a girl i prefer guys anyway

Khan Piesse 13 years ago
I have no problem with that.

meatloave last year
A ring that grants me three wishes. That ring exists in my imagination which exists in my brain which exists in my skull which exists in my body which exists in the real world.

Zaki145 9 years ago
If you’re still want love then just get an arranged marriage and skip the entire boyfriend-girlfriend thing entirely.

OverSpn 10 years ago
Aight. Theres such things as trans, this website has no fuckin knowledge of real life people.

redbutonboss99 11 years ago
Who needs a cheating greedy gf? Il have a freaking a10 warthog and the best setup of gaming money can buy

Kamek71 6 years ago
Well nope. I cannot live without a wife or gf id be to lonely.

TheFallenWeasleyKilljoy 9 years ago
I'm a girl and I'm not gay.....HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING BAND MERCH

WBGrock 11 years ago
Can i buy a realdoll?

Quack-Peep 11 years ago
But I can still get a wife...

MacTodayy 8 years ago
I feel like I’m the only straight male on this

Artbic 9 years ago
Do hookers count as girlfriend

nerdyotaku 10 years ago
Good I don't want one

Itz_Emz_So_RAWR 11 years ago
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lenagranger 6 years ago
Im a Girl im bi but ya know a boyfriend is great to tho

IWillPressYourButtons 9 years ago
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_5sos_ 11 years ago
haha I like guys

Toxicitor 12 years ago
Love is useless. Plus, you can buy an AI GF when they are invented.

HumanSam 9 years ago
I can buy some sex slaves B)

👻ᏕᎮᏋፈᏖᏒᏋ👻 10 years ago
Who says I can't buy one? *DAB*

SynthIz 11 years ago
Friend with benefits or fuck buddy or already married easy loopholes

Joe Larson 13 years ago
I'm only gonna say this, because nobody has: Prostitute.

TCR_ 3 years ago
Bisexuals,Pansexuals,Gay men,Straight girls nad aromantics be like: Ha! Checkmate!

SparkSeed 7 years ago
I mean, I'm a girl.

thatsgayfam 10 years ago
what happens if I already have a gf tho?

bakara_chan 11 years ago
Never said I couldn't have a wife

Ms_Cadaverous 12 years ago
I don't want a girlfriend so cx

Dacat2 9 years ago
Who needs girls
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