Will You Press The Button?

you can buy everything in the world for free

but

you will never get a girlfriend

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Alenda26 days ago

我可以买个女人

AshenStar223 months ago

said nothing about boyfriend or partner

JudahBateman8 years ago

I swear to God 90% of these questions were written by 12-year-old-boys. How is this even a choice? I don't think people realize just how incredible that would be. Who needs a girlfriend? That"s literally just a title anyway. I could talk to a girl and late...[Show full comment]

Taijuhsiueushed10 months ago

let him cook 🥶🥶

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GideonMaximilian7 years ago

*laughs in bisexual*

milkdograt4 years ago

yep

Nic Olsen12 years ago

I'm a girl, and I'm not gay. Yay life of ease and unlimited videogames and free house

Dark223 years ago

Dominatork101 gay and lesbian are the same thing dumbass

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Emma129 years ago

Dammit gayness come on.

smhlol329 years ago

They didn't say I get a wife...

Gertricia 9 years ago

True

Crotalia7 years ago

Female heterosexual here.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

"You can buy everything in the world for free" includes prostitutes though.

IsabellaAnime19109 years ago

I don't need one. I need a life of computers!

hilter9 years ago

truuuuu

Josh Cohen12 years ago

You can always have a wife haha

MegaSpeedTrap17 years ago

It’s just friends with benefits, right 😈

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EternalGalaxy7 years ago

This is such a stupid one? lol I can get a boyfriend.

MarleySussman8 years ago

Something i can get for free: a girlfriend

ellieshmana2point08 years ago

good brah I'm not lesbian nor do i want to be

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Im a girl and I already have a Boyfriend so beat that. Unlimited Game 4 Life!!!!

LenyattaWalker8 years ago

My type of easy question cause I'm a girl

DumbicusMaximus8 years ago

Simple. you buy a girlfriend.

acctocorrectu8 years ago

Sad

Eldersky379 years ago

firstly, you can't buy something if it's free. Secondly who needs a girlfriend when you can get laid without any effort put in at all

Isbyess9 years ago

pan girl struggles

Caden_the_nerd9 years ago

And bi guys

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Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Nothing changes.

Andrew Gibson12 years ago

I'll call her my partner.

Christopher Barnard12 years ago

easy to find or create a loop hole...never said anything about a wife hahahaha

RealJs8 months ago

Women don't have a chance with me anyways hah

crusher4148 years ago

I already have one so i dont technacly "get a gilfreind" in the time i have one so im livin the good life

Jigsaww9 years ago

I Get a boyfriend

Pyrox10 years ago

DOSH DOSH AND HOOKERS 4 DUH SEX. NO PROBLEM

megpie5074 years ago

Bold of you to assume I'm ever going to get a girlfriend.

ScotBlueberry8 years ago

Hahahahaha so? im gay af

Goonter9 years ago

Never gonna get one anyway.

thatotakugirl10 years ago

I'm a girl.

Dabosss017 years ago

I am a girl so it doesn’t matter to me

killstien9 years ago

Im gay so no problem

hilter9 years ago

Her loss... I'm living in my 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99 yacht that can also fly.

Woobak Womberkton XD12 years ago

FUK DAT SHIT! I can buy anything in the world! yay! :D

Innovator8185 years ago

Just get a wife

OHHAITHERE8 years ago

I can get married

Thomas_Hang9 years ago

I'm a boy, but I think I can buy a girl of free.

Good God A Bear11 years ago

So you can buy a girlfriend?

JordanTurner7 years ago

ill always have a girlfriend..... because i have a friend who is a girl.

MegaSpeedTrap9 years ago

It saya girlfriend, so would it work if you called her a partner or soulmate?

xXPedroGamerXx9 years ago

I dont want a girlfriend. Haha

ThePaulDude3 years ago

It should of said get rather than buy the phrasing is a bit redundant.

ac-1308 years ago

I'm Muslim haha I don't need a gf

chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago

Dont need one Can marry directly

Imacrazyllama10 years ago

Never said u cant get married

THE_BUTTON_GOD7 years ago

You can have biches

TheRisingSun179 years ago

im a girl. no downside.

Zahber9 years ago

Says nothing of a lover, a wife or other things, hehe ;)

KyleFernando4 years ago

Hello I'm bi I go both ways

SaltyShino8 years ago

get a boyfriend

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