Will You Press The Button?

Alenda26 days ago

我可以买个女人

AshenStar223 months ago

said nothing about boyfriend or partner

JudahBateman8 years ago

I swear to God 90% of these questions were written by 12-year-old-boys. How is this even a choice? I don't think people realize just how incredible that would be. Who needs a girlfriend? That"s literally just a title anyway. I could talk to a girl and late...[Show full comment]

Taijuhsiueushed10 months ago

let him cook 🥶🥶

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GideonMaximilian7 years ago

*laughs in bisexual*

milkdograt4 years ago

yep

Nic Olsen12 years ago

I'm a girl, and I'm not gay. Yay life of ease and unlimited videogames and free house

Dark223 years ago

Dominatork101 gay and lesbian are the same thing dumbass

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Emma129 years ago

Dammit gayness come on.

smhlol329 years ago

They didn't say I get a wife...

Gertricia 9 years ago

True

Crotalia7 years ago

Female heterosexual here.

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

"You can buy everything in the world for free" includes prostitutes though.

IsabellaAnime19109 years ago

I don't need one. I need a life of computers!

hilter9 years ago

truuuuu

Josh Cohen12 years ago

You can always have a wife haha

MegaSpeedTrap17 years ago

It’s just friends with benefits, right 😈

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EternalGalaxy7 years ago

This is such a stupid one? lol I can get a boyfriend.

MarleySussman8 years ago

Something i can get for free: a girlfriend

ellieshmana2point08 years ago

good brah I'm not lesbian nor do i want to be

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Im a girl and I already have a Boyfriend so beat that. Unlimited Game 4 Life!!!!

LenyattaWalker8 years ago

My type of easy question cause I'm a girl

DumbicusMaximus8 years ago

Simple. you buy a girlfriend.

acctocorrectu8 years ago

Sad

Eldersky379 years ago

firstly, you can't buy something if it's free. Secondly who needs a girlfriend when you can get laid without any effort put in at all

Isbyess9 years ago

pan girl struggles

Caden_the_nerd9 years ago

And bi guys

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Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Nothing changes.

Andrew Gibson12 years ago

I'll call her my partner.

Christopher Barnard12 years ago

easy to find or create a loop hole...never said anything about a wife hahahaha

Samsh_thedamn_button4 years ago

*Rents a girlfriend*

TimeSpy4158 years ago

Was this question addressed for girls (no offence intended because girls extremely like shopping) or what.

Luna_Awsome9 years ago

Im a girl soooo yeah gimme 400 kg of ice cream.

aavonlea10 years ago

*conflicted lesbian muttering*

Harrypotter4eva7 years ago

I m a girl soooooooo yay 4 me

Ridragon8 years ago

Robots.

AnneCarmella9 years ago

Hah! I don't want a girlfriend, I want a boyfriend.

Riley Myszewski12 years ago

....I can buy whatever I want you don't have a say.

SetoNara8 years ago

Didn't say j couldn't get married

Wut9 years ago

Ill get a girl

redfoxgamer10 years ago

Fuck love i am not gay

Sanicdrago7 years ago

you can get a wife or just fuck a girl

Literallywhy9 years ago

"Buy for free" do you mean get whatever you want FOREVER THAT'D BE AWESOME plus I'm a straight girl so kudos for me

Toska9 years ago

Thank god im bi

Brianna Slade12 years ago

hey if i get everything for free i can buy prostitutes

Snakeybus11 months ago

hear me out, you can literally buy anything ever, for nothing, so if you want to have sex, prostitution.

SnipingHunt018 years ago

I'm a mans man so yay

Spielkrone9 years ago

As long as you get a wife...

guric7710 years ago

I Dont care if i never get a girlfriend. csgo is my equivalent to a girlfriend and it doesn't say i cant fuck em

Aserthreto4 years ago

I’ll just get a wife. Tonikawa!

BlokeMaker8 years ago

Just buy one.

Felix Hinson9 years ago

I'm game for dying alone. It's gonna happen anyways.

Banana778710 years ago

One night stands

TheRacoon3 years ago

I have boyfriend and non-binary partner. This is a non-issue

SinonMercer8 years ago

I don't even need/want a girlfriend. No downside.

TheOltsuBoy9 years ago

Why does not anybody umderstand that being gay is for men and being lesbian for women?

Nebulously cool10 years ago

Hookers

TheNoob99075 years ago

I won't get a girl anyways xD

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