You can be rich and immortal
but
You always have to walk and you can't sit anymore
I will not


Nolle4 years ago
Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago
good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

FabianSakowski8 years ago
Just play pokemon go

jackohans53 years ago
Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

ThoseFandomss 11 years ago
Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel3 years ago
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smartass9 years ago
If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc9118 years ago
Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L9 years ago
8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician4 years ago
Yesn't
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Robinofyoungjustice8 years ago
No one siad i couldnt lie down

ScaredChemicalpiløts8 years ago
If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Cyndi Flint12 years ago
I'll just lie down.

Sb7377 years ago
nice
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MilesJeevas7 years ago
Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

Andrea Kristine Teufel12 years ago
And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters7 years ago
to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door
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utrarafat9 years ago
lose/lose being immortal probably sux

Sudokori 10 years ago
I'm so rich I can just lie down instead of sitting.

EastonPolnick8 years ago
Easy, circular room, tvs, walk in a circle.

NovaJax9 years ago
My bootay needs the resting

Jelly_YT9 years ago
did not say you can't lie down

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago
immortality is bad you would still be floating around when the universe ends

This_Is_LegaI3 years ago
and if your entire body gets destroyed you will still be alive AND it never said you couldn't feel pain so...

Fangurliboy9 years ago
Walk briskly to places then just flop on the floor. I already do this....

charizard_7 years ago
It didn't say I couldn't lie down. And I could take a bus and just pace I would technically be walking...

Professor Zoom9 years ago
Can't sit!? Says who? Bologna!

Cakeilike9 years ago
Jokes on you i'm in a wheelchair I can't walk.

Zenith Wybourne12 years ago
That's OK, I'll just take methamphetamine and cocaine forever.

GameGo6 years ago
The answer is bed

ZED8 years ago
In fuzure gaming you can play games with running and jumping so its ok

herogirl9 years ago
i mean hey

JTZ299 years ago
What's with all these being immortal ones? Being immortal would fucking suck.

McDragon_9 years ago
YOU SHALL NOT SHIT (but just lie down)

LiamEgil7 years ago
Cut off my legs

blackfireblackice10 years ago
Immortal and you always have to walk? That's a lot of bloody walking

TadpoleJackson8 years ago
Just lie down or lean on stuff

button dude9 years ago
I am a girl so . . .

Laparas9 years ago
What relevance does that have, exactly?

JamZHate8 years ago
Crawl sleep and wheel chair +me = sitting on knees

Turtle669 years ago
What about kneeling and laying down?

legenday_loop-man3 years ago
if im immortal ill end up growing immune to the pain of standing

Ryan Neely12 years ago
I'll get used to it.

Donnaboy19 years ago
immortality is a pain in my ass think how many loved one you see die and you go on ! IT is HELL!!!

Network Caveman9 years ago
Fun

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
NOOOOOO!

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TheOriginalKirito7 years ago
Immortality is a curse.

Washi-sama9 years ago
i dont want to be immortal so no

~Wave~length~9 years ago
So... I just use my money to buy a thing that I can kneel on. Problem solved.

Sesna9 years ago
I am not sitting. I am simply resting my legs my placing my rear on a chair.

herogirl9 years ago
i said hey

XxNOTMLGxX9 years ago
What's going on

I_wanna_die_right_now5 years ago
Does that mean if you don't have legs YOU CAN STAND Or..crawl

KingReed218 years ago
I'm lazy as fuck

ilig12347 years ago
Tie myself up

luckylucky9 years ago
You would have nice legs

Banipa God9 years ago
so no sleep?

Patuttis9 years ago
Sure like,lie down

that random girl10 years ago
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE GIRL WHO WALKED 500 MILES JUST TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
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