You can be rich and immortal
but
You always have to walk and you can't sit anymore
I will not

FabianSakowski 9 years ago
Just play pokemon go

jackohans5 5 years ago
Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

Nolle 6 years ago
Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

ThoseFandomss 12 years ago
Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel 4 years ago
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smartass 11 years ago
If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc911 9 years ago
Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L 11 years ago
8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician 6 years ago
Yesn't
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Robinofyoungjustice 10 years ago
No one siad i couldnt lie down

Cyndi Flint 13 years ago
I'll just lie down.

Sb737 9 years ago
nice
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ScaredChemicalpiløts 9 years ago
If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Andrea Kristine Teufel 13 years ago
And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters 9 years ago
to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door
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MilesJeevas 8 years ago
Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

utrarafat 10 years ago
lose/lose being immortal probably sux

Cakeilike 11 years ago
Jokes on you i'm in a wheelchair I can't walk.

DesertEagle 9 years ago
Lie down

PERSON THAT DOES STUFF 11 years ago
break your legs and get a wheel chair XD

kizzy cupcake 11 years ago
I don't want to be rich or immortal stop thinking that.

Randy2408 11 years ago
So when your in a plane no seat for you just walking up and down the passage

anne_crystal 2 years ago
It doesnt say I can't lay down.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
the heck? no

Thegreatpunch 9 years ago
I'll lie down

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago
1 upside and 2 downsides so nope

autocar66 10 years ago
The only upside here is Rich but it depebts how Rich are u?? Is iys justthat u can affort a goid holidy its totally not worth it

herogirl 11 years ago
hey

Slyrex 10 years ago
Fuck It, Lay Down

WolfThorn 11 years ago
But I like to sit.

gabeHovi 9 years ago
how to go shit

gabeHovi 9 years ago
diaper

Sudokori 12 years ago
I'm so rich I can just lie down instead of sitting.

EastonPolnick 9 years ago
Easy, circular room, tvs, walk in a circle.

NovaJax 11 years ago
My bootay needs the resting

Jelly_YT 11 years ago
did not say you can't lie down

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
immortality is bad you would still be floating around when the universe ends

This_Is_LegaI 5 years ago
and if your entire body gets destroyed you will still be alive AND it never said you couldn't feel pain so...

Fangurliboy 10 years ago
Walk briskly to places then just flop on the floor. I already do this....

charizard_ 9 years ago
It didn't say I couldn't lie down. And I could take a bus and just pace I would technically be walking...

Professor Zoom 11 years ago
Can't sit!? Says who? Bologna!

InfrontOfUrHouse last year
Lowkey th1s 1s what ADHD feels l1ke somet1mes

Zenith Wybourne 13 years ago
That's OK, I'll just take methamphetamine and cocaine forever.

herogirl 11 years ago
i mean hey

GameGo 7 years ago
The answer is bed

ZED 10 years ago
In fuzure gaming you can play games with running and jumping so its ok

LiamEgil 8 years ago
Cut off my legs

JTZ29 10 years ago
What's with all these being immortal ones? Being immortal would fucking suck.

McDragon_ 11 years ago
YOU SHALL NOT SHIT (but just lie down)

button dude 11 years ago
I am a girl so . . .

Laparas 10 years ago
What relevance does that have, exactly?

blackfireblackice 11 years ago
Immortal and you always have to walk? That's a lot of bloody walking

TadpoleJackson 9 years ago
Just lie down or lean on stuff

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago
if im immortal ill end up growing immune to the pain of standing

Ryan Neely 13 years ago
I'll get used to it.

JamZHate 10 years ago
Crawl sleep and wheel chair +me = sitting on knees

Turtle66 11 years ago
What about kneeling and laying down?

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