Will You Press The Button?

Nolle5 years ago

Just sit, u are i immortal. What are they going to do when u sit, kill u?

This_Is_LegaI4 years ago

good point but i wouldn't press the button immortality = bad

FabianSakowski8 years ago

Just play pokemon go

jackohans53 years ago

Because the pokemon go person is immortal and can never sit?

ThoseFandomss 11 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be immortal

Enel3 years ago

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smartass10 years ago

If I'm rich I can just get some sort of drug that nums my legs so I don't have to feel the pain

Killercroc9118 years ago

Immortality is awesome. You get to see everyone you know and love die over and over agaim. And even if you get a fatal injury you can't die, feeling the pain until heal, if possible...

Dr.L9 years ago

8% of premature deaths come from sitting down

GoldMagician4 years ago

Yesn't

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Robinofyoungjustice8 years ago

No one siad i couldnt lie down

ScaredChemicalpiløts8 years ago

If you wera immortal, youd watch everyone you love die

Cyndi Flint12 years ago

I'll just lie down.

Sb7377 years ago

nice

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MilesJeevas7 years ago

Or sit like L! I may have gone to far...

Andrea Kristine Teufel12 years ago

And i would walk 500 miles... :D

roflcopters8 years ago

to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door

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utrarafat9 years ago

lose/lose being immortal probably sux

Fangurliboy9 years ago

Walk briskly to places then just flop on the floor. I already do this....

Professor Zoom10 years ago

Can't sit!? Says who? Bologna!

charizard_7 years ago

It didn't say I couldn't lie down. And I could take a bus and just pace I would technically be walking...

Cakeilike9 years ago

Jokes on you i'm in a wheelchair I can't walk.

InfrontOfUrHouse3 months ago

Lowkey th1s 1s what ADHD feels l1ke somet1mes

Zenith Wybourne12 years ago

That's OK, I'll just take methamphetamine and cocaine forever.

herogirl10 years ago

i mean hey

GameGo6 years ago

The answer is bed

ZED9 years ago

In fuzure gaming you can play games with running and jumping so its ok

LiamEgil7 years ago

Cut off my legs

JTZ299 years ago

What's with all these being immortal ones? Being immortal would fucking suck.

McDragon_10 years ago

YOU SHALL NOT SHIT (but just lie down)

button dude9 years ago

I am a girl so . . .

Laparas9 years ago

What relevance does that have, exactly?

blackfireblackice10 years ago

Immortal and you always have to walk? That's a lot of bloody walking

TadpoleJackson8 years ago

Just lie down or lean on stuff

legenday_loop-man3 years ago

if im immortal ill end up growing immune to the pain of standing

Ryan Neely12 years ago

I'll get used to it.

JamZHate8 years ago

Crawl sleep and wheel chair +me = sitting on knees

Turtle669 years ago

What about kneeling and laying down?

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