You find the love of your life at age 25 and are happily married for 85 years
but
You have a genetic condition that means you can never have an orgasm
I will not

duckbutt 11 years ago
is relationships not about the romance but having an orgasm now?

Mobza_Mobzlayer 6 years ago
Yeah @duckbutt I know, right? A bit ridiculous, considering how many little people talk about it...😕
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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
I DON'T NEED SEX I JUST WANT HUGS AND LOVE MAN WTF????!!!!

acefromspace_ 9 years ago
meh, apparently I live to 110, plus I’m ace so ha. no downside.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
*Asexual

Umbreon2506 5 years ago
Hey! Me too! I’m omni
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offbeatanatoliy05 11 years ago
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

grene dae 10 years ago
*ace laughter*

EllieJ 9 years ago
People I'm ace

hatseflats69 12 years ago
#asexual who wants to live for 110 years? i mean dude

trashley23 9 years ago
le asexual laughter

Smal_boi 6 years ago
WHAT DISEASE COULD THIS BE!?!??!?!

Mobza_Mobzlayer 6 years ago
@Smal_boi I KNOW RIGHT?!?! WHO IN THE FREAKING WORLD WOULD WANNA DIE THAT FREAKING FAST?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

ridarhino 10 years ago
Not saying I'm asexual, but I don't think they'd see any downside.

TheMagicalKiwi 11 years ago
asexual anyone

emmytown 11 years ago
Asexuals laugh in the distance.

Thofire 8 years ago
So I live for more than 110 years (assuming you don't immediately get married)

Melite 9 years ago
I'm ace so...

sayitaintseargeant 9 years ago
*asexuals everywhere laugh uproariously*

Anonumous 9 years ago
wtf is an organism?

I_Am_Kailyn 7 years ago
An organism is a living being. (If you meant orgasm then you are too young and don't need to know yet)

Pierce Reisinger 13 years ago
What about feeling pleasure? Its like a constant build up but no release?

CelestialRandomness 10 years ago
That would still be amazing.
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Pierce Reisinger 13 years ago
So you. Could last forever in bed

SCG-1171 3 years ago
That"s better because UNLIMITED PLEASURE FUCK YEAH
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Asdfthepoop 9 years ago
An orgasm is when a man cums REALLY HARD

jshaw71 11 years ago
If I can make her happy, who cares?

Evil_J 11 months ago
Love isn't real

MrSmolBeans 5 years ago
* cackles in asexual *

Maraiya 11 years ago
there's more to love than sex >.>

Flameice2 10 years ago
... you would live to be at least 110 years old. Bit if you postpone the marriage, you could be fucking immortal

Yandere-San 11 years ago
I've already found the love of my life. I don't need u button!

Owain452 10 years ago
You would live to be 110 years old, that would suck.

xxmxmezz 8 years ago
Considering the average age for a person to live I doubt I"d live to 110..

NuDe Vision 11 years ago
....hbfcggfc

Slimane 9 years ago
I already can't have an orgasm during intercourse. Deal.

FallenDarkAngel 11 years ago
50/59 xD

Juan-Refrigerat0r 4 years ago
At least the people who pressed the button can have a lovely life.

DNthahypebeast 11 years ago
NUTTING IS LIFE

Karneis 11 years ago
110 years of living lel nice

Danyeti 6 years ago
Being asexual, i see nothing wrong with this

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
gotta get da booty evn if it means no wife

AsterSongAster 10 years ago
Just adopt - it"s that simple. X)

spr_mystery_man 9 years ago
people who said no: 99.99999% guys (myself included)

NEONNUCLEUS 10 years ago
Adoption Dont give a F***

MajesticCookie 11 years ago
Idfc about orgasms.

loubob69 11 years ago
i dont care about sex

Nebulously cool 11 years ago
Upside?

Zer0billion 9 years ago
I don't think I want to live that long

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago
Free no nut november win

that random girl 11 years ago
Well I don't really like sex and I'm planning on adopting my kids so no downside

idrinkbleach 10 years ago
if a teen boy saw u could never have an orgasm again hed throw his pc out the window

Andromeda 10 years ago
I see no downside.

Calmdown8 11 years ago
Whynot at 2 years?

BernardoDuarte 8 years ago
Just adopt

I_Am_Kailyn 7 years ago
Ur an idiot.
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