You get five million dollars
but
You remain confined to wheelchair for life.
I will not


wildskinny9 years ago
Does my dick still work

zixin1145144 months ago
bro💀💀💀
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End3rc0re4 years ago
if you have five million dollars, can't you just buy bionic limbs?

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
yeah but it'd probably cost more than $5 million to maintain and just to buy so then there's really no point to press the button
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captain-america254 years ago
that already me

Mitch_Harper9 years ago
So long as my penis still works, I'm happy.

SBURBIAN9 years ago
yea 5 million dollars AND be tavros? I'll take that deal

lonewanderer317 years ago
They warned us about those stairs...
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Donald Ng12 years ago
I dont need legs to play games

bloopybloop4 years ago
bloop
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C1M1P6E028 years ago
Use the some of the money to get a really advanced wheelchair

WillStein7 years ago
One with tracks like a tank. Those are real and cost 25-30 k

Tom Figgett12 years ago
Why not use the money to buy a cool pair of robot legs :D

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
because they'd probably cost more than $5 million dollars just to buy and maintain.
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NaixinZong8 years ago
i will say yes if its 5 billion

Randomguy67129 years ago
Yay! I get to roll around without being fat!

King_Skaarf9 years ago
i can fly

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago
EPIC
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Winter C Rowan12 years ago
tattoo of a wheelchair *BAM*

Angelena Morden12 years ago
I'm in one now!

wowomg9 years ago
sorry that guy is an asshole on the other hand no downside for you plus you could use the money walk so meh for you in one way.:/
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Jenny Golder12 years ago
pay for surgery

MrAngerREE4 years ago
Jurassic Park

Nickanater10 years ago
Just buy prosthetics

LughaidhMorgan8 years ago
I don't use them anyways sharkcards here I come!!!

Natanm17 years ago
legs are for squares

Loloowen10 years ago
I am always on a wheelchair my legs got amputated.

boaboab9 years ago
you could use the five million dollars to fix your legs

RappmanD9 years ago
Bionic leg brace things?

gay_retard7 years ago
1. They didn’t say that my legs didn’t work 2. Use the money to get a super cool wheelchair

jordy.song11 years ago
Professor Charles Xavier. You all can suck it.

Dannybionic3 years ago
So... I become professor X from the X men

CherryFearsRain10 years ago
Not very specific.. I don't know.

Metallichorse8 years ago
MOAR BIONIC LEGZ FOR MEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cameron Kent12 years ago
Buy a hoveround. Now you aren't In a wheelchair :D

yahboy059 years ago
One word... Surgery... or metal legs.

dankmemes1018 years ago
No you can't. It says for the rest of your life. You have to be in a wheelchair.

ellaella8 years ago
It could be a high-tech wheelchair, you could fly with it, you could.

blc_abc9 years ago
So become Stephen Hawking? I can live with that.

Hugobult5 years ago
5Mill + a wheelchair. What a price

Barry-Allen10 years ago
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quirkycloudy9 years ago
ill remain confined to my bed anyway

Reallyme7 years ago
My chair has legs so fuck off

zet0mega10 years ago
exoskeleton on the run

The Zesty Fork 698 years ago
USE MONEY TO BUY A ROCKET POWERED WHEELCHAIR!!!!!!!!

WhiteHatHacker7 years ago
I go to an easier school - prob shorter - less school more gaming more "REAL" learning - smarter = new steven hawking

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago
not enough money

zixin1145144 months ago
If I press it,i think i can't fuck people💀💀💀

A-Jamaican Danish 9 years ago
Good ol prosthetic legs

Jeffguy9 years ago
Why not get a small loan of a million dollars #Donald T.

Ender flame10 years ago
I do not need legs

remcomoerland8 years ago
give me 5k and ill be abled to play the games i want AND walk to get some dorito"s from the store. cant give up my doritos

wrod79737 years ago
Well, now I can sit in a comfy chair ;)

lone wolf 210 years ago
like walking to much

Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago
I don't like to walk

cakeislife9 years ago
XD 90 percent of the comments are getting surgery. the other 10 percent is commenting ' your a genius ' or whatever.

Stebbins9 years ago
Use five million to get flying weelchair!

NaixinZong8 years ago
like in happy wheels?

Kaasman139 years ago
Show me the money

i_saw_a_person_with_a_rlly_long_username_and_i_want_to_copy_their_idea_so_here_w7 years ago
With that money I would buy a fucking giant robot to carry me around.
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