All vices (smoking, drinking, drugs, etc) lose every negative side-effect
but
All healthy activities (good food, exercise, learning) now cause heart disease.
I will not

aafusyfidrdoftitd last year
太亏了,如果吸毒能增强体质还可以,仅仅只是没害却要献祭健康的生活方式,我不是毒虫我不会按

Greatcat 9 years ago
Breathing is healthy.

Dojes 2 years ago
Yeah I can vape, just, if I walk I die.

whomst 8 years ago
yeah I walk into the doctor like "lol no I can't exercise

leyanaloser 10 years ago
I don't need drugs.

gayyturtle 10 years ago
What"s the fun in that wth

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
I see no downside

DragonPotatoUnicorn 8 years ago
But I actually like salads

MrGold727 8 years ago
Infinite candy

Arne König 13 years ago
Wow, so children wouldn't even be able to go to school and so on and in one or two generations we would have zero innovations and everything would pretty much go down the drain.

Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago
The button probably is intended for only you, not for all people

Creepypasta girl 10 years ago
No no no no no hell no

LogicWizard314 11 years ago
Why wouldn't you press this button?

Tekmants 12 years ago
What the heck! Who says that of course no pushing button I love to learn

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Just don't take drugs.

djmario43 11 years ago
?????

ArchangelAzrael 11 years ago
The world will become a place with no written records, or anyone able to read them. Oh, and everyone will de. Walking is excercise so you will de if you move

lewis0428 4 years ago
no upside

little853 11 years ago
there is no point in this one

MasterTofu 7 years ago
See, the funny thing is... I already have a heart disease so I'm pushing the button.

xXTROLLERXx 10 years ago
soooooooooooo pizza 24/7

210727Frake 9 years ago
Ha, ha! No school exercise or good food, everything I could’ve wished for!

gabbster146 11 years ago
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Isabelle the red button 11 years ago
no more school: good no more meat: bad (meat is healty) no more exercise: a little bad cuz somtimes its fun

Zoella 11 years ago
Lol this is better..now i will eat burger and pizza for my entire life

jffshw last year
No thanks

Yagan Wilson 13 years ago
why would you not

DumbButtonPresser592 9 years ago
dis is dum

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago
Learning isn't necessarily healthy.

CheesePlayerYT 10 years ago
Only downside because there is no good side-effect on getting drunk, and the good actions lose their good side-effect.

StoneColdGems16 11 years ago
IM TO YOUNG TA DIE

IIIDatBoiIII 10 years ago
Just eat junk food only and dont exercise. You can use one of dem iwalk thingies

BennyWafflez 11 years ago
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vorpike 12 years ago
so you becoming an alcoholic potato probably obese too

CorbaKing 9 years ago
The hell??? The upside is alright but then the downside is like hell! WHY WOULD YOU PRESS THAT!?

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
vices like gluttony(eating huge amounts of junk food) is now fine. healthy food is gross.

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago
Vodka with no handover hell yeah

Awsomnecooldude 11 years ago
Qyou have to walk to get whatever it is so basicly you would die whatever you do. Was it a 5 year old who rote this its stupid

EnderRoseYT 3 years ago
Then what is healthy..?

Luna Cervantes 13 years ago
No way smokings enough

Dakatron 11 years ago
Hotdogs and pizza every day!!! Offcourse YES 😆

Uwulol 6 years ago
weaklings die big deal (i did not press the button lol)

kitty lover 10 years ago
Noooooooo all the games gone cuz you can learn from it noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Maxrulestheheckinworld 9 years ago
well that"s good because I never eat healthy or exercise and going to school would be bad

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 11 years ago
So basically,Saitama?

rolecyland 11 years ago
This would decrease productivity while at the same time giving us eternal peace... Still deciding...

happywheelsman77 11 years ago
Will it still make you dizzy?

Nayli Husna 13 years ago
i don't even do those healthy activities anyways (except learning)

NICONICONII 9 years ago
DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T HAVE ANY DOUGHNUTS?!?!?!?!

210727Frake 9 years ago
Doughnuts arent healthy.... I wish they were..... :(

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago
But all kids would die

Bensh164 10 years ago
I am ok with this

saiyanslayer 11 years ago
this botton is suicide
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