All vices (smoking, drinking, drugs, etc) lose every negative side-effect
but
All healthy activities (good food, exercise, learning) now cause heart disease.
I will not

aafusyfidrdoftitd last year
太亏了,如果吸毒能增强体质还可以,仅仅只是没害却要献祭健康的生活方式,我不是毒虫我不会按

Greatcat 9 years ago
Breathing is healthy.

Dojes 2 years ago
Yeah I can vape, just, if I walk I die.

whomst 8 years ago
yeah I walk into the doctor like "lol no I can't exercise

leyanaloser 10 years ago
I don't need drugs.

gayyturtle 10 years ago
What"s the fun in that wth

MickeyMouse 8 years ago
I see no downside

DragonPotatoUnicorn 8 years ago
But I actually like salads

MrGold727 8 years ago
Infinite candy

Arne König 13 years ago
Wow, so children wouldn't even be able to go to school and so on and in one or two generations we would have zero innovations and everything would pretty much go down the drain.

Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago
The button probably is intended for only you, not for all people

Domza 10 years ago
Not haveing that shit

jack 12 11 years ago
This is crap

dadnaya 12 years ago
I hate drinking smoking etc.

JessicaRichardson 9 years ago
Only for me? Bc please yes

Kermakakki 11 years ago
I'll just smoke weed and eat nothing

ToluwaniSoyannwo 9 years ago
Dumb, obese children who are high on drug and the work smell of addiction smoke

EagleBro 11 years ago
I won't be able to go to school fuck yeah im clicking the button

shockingprimeEX 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Oldiron_79 6 years ago
Presses button so hard it breaks

jedie2 10 years ago
I am already mega unhealthy

Drosky23 8 years ago
If I pressed that, I would be long gone by now... I'm 12.

BasicBro 10 years ago
Win if i ever heard one

thatcherjoe 11 years ago
hi

zacharyyyyy 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Rebulitcross 11 years ago
Yeah

LOKKO12 12 years ago
I would do some fucking meth or some fucking H, it would cure the heart disease, because of regulating the beat rate.

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
If school gives me heart disease... we'll you know what happens-NO SCHOOL FOREVER

-Sci 5 years ago
Every action you do of moving is considered exercise.

Trees 10 years ago
Usless

Thijmen 11 years ago
No bad sides, dot have to eat broccoli and an exuse for not learning GREAT!!

Sans The Skelebro 10 years ago
Well. Crap.

Hammerman 11 years ago
Downsides

NekoaaaDragon 8 years ago
But if everything bad loses its side effect, the children wont be damaged by heart disease

AmaiaR 11 years ago
Since when "Learning" is considered a "Healthy activity"???

Inconsistent 9 years ago
The bad side effects is what let"s you know you"re alive

panic!attheparty 11 years ago
guess who's staying on the internet and living on pizza!

Arash Naderi 13 years ago
?! Why not ?!

Boss9806 9 years ago
I dont do any vices

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
I realize now that if I had pressed this button I could have doomed humans. Fucking hell. I MISSED MY CHANCE MAN

0ppl233 last year
those innocence would be reversed

Indexfinger 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

CheesePlayerYT 10 years ago
Woah u believed in that noob fuck u

#MUSTCONFORM 11 years ago
I didn't finish school yet so... NOPE!

AColdGuy 5 years ago
*laughs in already having heart disease*

RedincLEADER 11 years ago
gaming a vice.right?

DonkeyXGamer 10 years ago
Who would want to smoke or do drugs anyways? And that means everybody would die because living would cause heart disease.

MGGoku 9 years ago
Junk food

djmario43 11 years ago
Weeee

Nicoxite 12 years ago
For those of you who pressed it: you learn every day

Frizseth 11 years ago
I'm fine with no school and exercose

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
Does this mean you can't lose at gambling ever again? The scenario did say ALL vices after all.

TheGaurd 10 years ago
wow 39% of people really like to smoke drink etc.

Liekifucrievritiem 8 years ago
I dont exercise, i hate learning and i never eat healthy food. There’s no bad things
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