25839 (29%) 61904 (71%)
25839 (29%) people have pressed this button, while 61904 (71%) did not.
All vices (smoking, drinking, drugs, etc) lose every negative side-effect
but
All healthy activities (good food, exercise, learning) now cause heart disease.
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aafusyfidrdoftitdlast month
太亏了,如果吸毒能增强体质还可以,仅仅只是没害却要献祭健康的生活方式,我不是毒虫我不会按

Greatcat8 years ago
Breathing is healthy.

Dojes3 months ago
Yeah I can vape, just, if I walk I die.

whomst7 years ago
yeah I walk into the doctor like "lol no I can't exercise

leyanaloser9 years ago
I don't need drugs.

gayyturtle8 years ago
What"s the fun in that wth

MickeyMouse7 years ago
I see no downside

DragonPotatoUnicorn7 years ago
But I actually like salads

MrGold7277 years ago
Infinite candy

Arne König12 years ago
Wow, so children wouldn't even be able to go to school and so on and in one or two generations we would have zero innovations and everything would pretty much go down the drain.

Rudolf_Schenker9 years ago
The button probably is intended for only you, not for all people

Drosky237 years ago
If I pressed that, I would be long gone by now... I'm 12.

BasicBro9 years ago
Win if i ever heard one

thatcherjoe10 years ago
hi

zacharyyyyy9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Rebulitcross9 years ago
Yeah

LOKKO1211 years ago
I would do some fucking meth or some fucking H, it would cure the heart disease, because of regulating the beat rate.

GriffinBowes8 years ago
If school gives me heart disease... we'll you know what happens-NO SCHOOL FOREVER

-Sci3 years ago
Every action you do of moving is considered exercise.

Trees8 years ago
Usless

Thijmen9 years ago
No bad sides, dot have to eat broccoli and an exuse for not learning GREAT!!

Sans The Skelebro9 years ago
Well. Crap.

Hammerman10 years ago
Downsides

NekoaaaDragon7 years ago
But if everything bad loses its side effect, the children wont be damaged by heart disease

panic!attheparty9 years ago
guess who's staying on the internet and living on pizza!

AmaiaR10 years ago
Since when "Learning" is considered a "Healthy activity"???

Inconsistent7 years ago
The bad side effects is what let"s you know you"re alive

0ppl23321 days ago
those innocence would be reversed

Arash Naderi12 years ago
?! Why not ?!

Boss98068 years ago
I dont do any vices

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
I realize now that if I had pressed this button I could have doomed humans. Fucking hell. I MISSED MY CHANCE MAN

Indexfinger9 years ago
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CheesePlayerYT9 years ago
Woah u believed in that noob fuck u

#MUSTCONFORM9 years ago
I didn't finish school yet so... NOPE!

AColdGuy4 years ago
*laughs in already having heart disease*

RedincLEADER10 years ago
gaming a vice.right?

DonkeyXGamer9 years ago
Who would want to smoke or do drugs anyways? And that means everybody would die because living would cause heart disease.

MGGoku8 years ago
Junk food

djmario439 years ago
Weeee

Nicoxite11 years ago
For those of you who pressed it: you learn every day

Frizseth9 years ago
I'm fine with no school and exercose

ThePaulDude3 years ago
Does this mean you can't lose at gambling ever again? The scenario did say ALL vices after all.

TheGaurd8 years ago
wow 39% of people really like to smoke drink etc.

Liekifucrievritiem7 years ago
I dont exercise, i hate learning and i never eat healthy food. There’s no bad things

philtheninja10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

satan-sama9 years ago
everyone who just learned about this site has heart disease. FUCK THIS BUTTON

TGLP10 years ago
Lose/Lose

coffhar7 years ago
But sleeping, blinking, eating, breathing, going to school, and reading are healthy.

CitrusSunbather7 days ago
If the world really becomes like this, then there will be a large number of normal people dying.

Gabe Juhasz12 years ago
but you die, because nothing you eat gives you energy.

Diamond_Skies9 years ago
DAMN NO I LIKE LEARNING! I BASICALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING!

Pika Girl9 years ago
It would be good to not be able to go to school... But I like food so no

XiEnWong4 years ago
No bc I don't like opposite life
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