Will You Press The Button?

AnnaShadowWolf9 years ago

Wait!! I will learn the skill of never forgetting any skill I learn. GENIUS

gregsexy4 years ago

you my friend are stupid

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CypherJh4 years ago

become a master of not becoming a master of everything instantly

Random_bisexual_guy5 years ago

I am the master of dying. Wait how do I do that again?

Justin Danner12 years ago

I AM A MASTER OF BREATHING! Wait, how do I do it again?

k3vin2 years ago

oh god

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die_dampfnudel5 years ago

I'll just become a teacher and theoretically explain it to everyone, so that everyone can profit from it

Ekrub5 years ago

Master incredibly specific things like "master the art of taking tomorrow"s history test" or "master the ability to design America"s next stealth fighter" then later you could master other specific tests or specific tasks in your job or whatnot.

mebruh9 years ago

Then whats the point of even bothering

Sir_Suffer4 years ago

This is basically “remove one of your abilities” but with clickbait

Bubblybuttshitsalot9 years ago

I will gain the ability if perfect memory. Fight the power

miranda1239 years ago

you cant do that be cause you wont be able to do it for long

EleV6 years ago

Obviously yes. This is a one time thing, but you would never get to do it if you didnt press. If you do, at least you can do this once in case of an emergency

zaki434109 years ago

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Merr3 years ago

People who don’t turn off their lights when they sleep: I don’t have such weaknesses

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Timelypat8 years ago

I have no idea how to breathe.

Jordan Delgado12 years ago

What's the point?

Ant0nazz08 years ago

Thisrn .

gamandylast year

i shall become a master of apathy, and stupidity

makkachin8 years ago

10 BOOKS AT ONCE.

SilverXeonic9 years ago

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Will A.B.9 years ago

i'd be a master of multiplying this button. then i'd be the master of making there be no downside to this. then i'd be the master of entering video games.

MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago

Skills include: sleeping, breathing, eating, etc.

Ritty037 years ago

You only need to be able to die once, right?

Piggy of search engines 9 years ago

Hi

adafafwaf8 years ago

then whats the fucking point

darkthederp9 years ago

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Thundia 9 years ago

Pacify this person...

SSJ3Adean9 years ago

No point in having it in the first place then

I_Will_FUCK_ANYTHING_THAT_MOVES4 years ago

I was a master of shitting...Now I’m scared and constipated. H E L P

Japanster2 years ago

This guy: Constipated and afraid

burgerlord9 years ago

I could be the master of forgetting every skill I learn. That counts, right?

Late4thegamenow7 years ago

I'll get the skill of always remembering skills then press the button lots of times.

DikBut9 years ago

This makes no sense.

plazmafighter9 years ago

just become the master of remembering things youve lernt ha take that

flarrow9 years ago

So what's the upside?

PierceTheVeilFan44610 years ago

I agree with deadarrow honestly

Spiderp8 years ago

I become a master of picking winning lottery numbers!

gamandylast year

**replies are glitched so im posting like this** "I_Will_FUCK_ANYTHING_THAT_MOVES3 years ago I was a master of shitting...Now I’m scared and constipated. H E L P" he became a shitlord, and now he doesnt give a shit

Ralph Hayes Jr.12 years ago

but how long does it last?

Azhidal8 years ago

Master of remembering everything?

SilverXeonic9 years ago

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simplydragon9 years ago

What if you where the master of memory

bill nye the science gay9 years ago

Pass college with that

DeadFox695 years ago

Master of math, then forget it

virgo moons9 years ago

And waste all that work??? FAT CHANCE

Touchdowntd9 years ago

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Kittenlover1017 years ago

Then what"s the fucking point?

sirdanielcomedy10 years ago

50 first careers, lmao

Migdin18 years ago

My skill will be to forget skills after i use them. Loophole, because i forgot how to forget other skills.

Goomba9 years ago

Skill to build whatever you want, build a machine that gives you unlimited wishes... The skill goes away but the machine doesnt.

PixelLion058 years ago

how do we walk masterfully

Renderedbit699 years ago

I'd. Choose the skill to use the skills I got to an infinite amount. Then I get more skills

peppo4 years ago

you couldnt walk

PURPLE-n-EVIE9 years ago

Pffffttt what's the point then? I'd rather be normal then.

Late4thegamenow7 years ago

I mean learn more skills.

logic breaker9 years ago

i became the worlds greatest stander after that i lost the ability to stand.

8nicolas89 years ago

Master of guitar joins band next practice Other guys: Dude you okay? You: Yeah, why? Other guys: Because you are shit and we remembered you being good You: Oh that I pressed the button other guys: Are you high?

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