Will You Press The Button?

AnnaShadowWolf9 years ago

Wait!! I will learn the skill of never forgetting any skill I learn. GENIUS

gregsexy4 years ago

you my friend are stupid

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CypherJh4 years ago

become a master of not becoming a master of everything instantly

Random_bisexual_guy5 years ago

I am the master of dying. Wait how do I do that again?

Justin Danner12 years ago

I AM A MASTER OF BREATHING! Wait, how do I do it again?

k3vin2 years ago

oh god

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die_dampfnudel5 years ago

I'll just become a teacher and theoretically explain it to everyone, so that everyone can profit from it

Ekrub5 years ago

Master incredibly specific things like "master the art of taking tomorrow"s history test" or "master the ability to design America"s next stealth fighter" then later you could master other specific tests or specific tasks in your job or whatnot.

mebruh9 years ago

Then whats the point of even bothering

Sir_Suffer4 years ago

This is basically “remove one of your abilities” but with clickbait

Bubblybuttshitsalot9 years ago

I will gain the ability if perfect memory. Fight the power

miranda1239 years ago

you cant do that be cause you wont be able to do it for long

EleV6 years ago

Obviously yes. This is a one time thing, but you would never get to do it if you didnt press. If you do, at least you can do this once in case of an emergency

zaki434109 years ago

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Merr3 years ago

People who don’t turn off their lights when they sleep: I don’t have such weaknesses

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Timelypat8 years ago

I have no idea how to breathe.

Jordan Delgado12 years ago

What's the point?

Ant0nazz08 years ago

Thisrn .

Professor Zoom9 years ago

How would I know what I can do until I use it? It would then be useless to me. Unless I don't use it to a "masterful degree".

SuperHumansUnlimited8 years ago

West of Loathing, much?

bazsi9 years ago

The ability to edit the buttons

SilverXeonic9 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

Good God A Bear11 years ago

Well crap, I forgot how to breathe

silverwind9 years ago

Just learn everything and use it when you get in trouble

DidjnoYT7 years ago

Dont use a skill unless its nessacary

gmmck49 years ago

Use them in life or death situations.

Kittycatmax069 years ago

Thats stupid!!!!

CaptainSwaggerQueer10 years ago

It would be nice to forget that I am gay, sigh

KingJamesNine8 years ago

Im the master of writing all my great ideas down super fast

Call_me_Elli3 years ago

I CAN WALK PERFECTLY!!! Wait, Can anyone please get me a wheelchair?

Luke Halloran12 years ago

Would be a way to make some money, say teach someone to do something without doing it yourself and keep doing it like that. Just a thought.

WolfEch0988 years ago

Then you just don't stop using it?

mightycax9 years ago

master the skill of getting rid of downsides!!!!!

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic9 years ago

Win-Win

Tararara9 years ago

Just be a master of making a billion dollars

AnyaSingh7 years ago

I want a photographic memory

Loomer529 years ago

nTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe ...[Show full comment]

meowpeanutbutter8 years ago

I wanna be good at singing, I wanna be good at pop songs, I wanna be good at choir songs, I wanna be good at rap songs, I wanna be good at (etc. etc. music genre) I wanna be good at making musical sounds with my voice, I want to be good at performing with my voice. Not the *same* skill.

xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago

learn the skill of gaining infinite power. Wipe the downside from existance

Fake-Pianist8 years ago

So basically I sleep once...I never sleep again. I'm immune from sickness once..I'm sick all the time. I eat once...I never eat again. I breath once...I never breath again. sOuNdS fUn

Migdin18 years ago

*learn it* i switched the words i was reading

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SilverXeonic9 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

Fandomsaremylife41311 years ago

What's the point then?????

Mr.MLGDoge9 years ago

Is diying a skill?

rapidchief7 years ago

i will never be able to play video games

longbow19 years ago

i think thats cool because you can use it on your rivals but use many other ones

Rider9 years ago

What's the point if that?

Zacattac9 years ago

master of money making then when government questions me master of lying then i will be rich and truthful

Deadarrow10 years ago

You would forget how to breath and die

thecringequeen8 years ago

Naaaaaaaaah

gamandylast year

i shall become a master of apathy, and stupidity

makkachin8 years ago

10 BOOKS AT ONCE.

SilverXeonic9 years ago

Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]

Will A.B.9 years ago

i'd be a master of multiplying this button. then i'd be the master of making there be no downside to this. then i'd be the master of entering video games.

Piggy of search engines 9 years ago

Hi

MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago

Skills include: sleeping, breathing, eating, etc.

Ritty037 years ago

You only need to be able to die once, right?

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