Will You Press The Button?

LucidSky 2 years ago

Sure. Pens to write, smoothies to swallow just a bit easier, and there are taste buds in your throat.

Dojes 2 years ago

Just be Stephen Hawking.

bumblebeeteam 2 years ago

没有舌头也能说话

cheesegal 10 years ago

I don't need a tongue to write, with my new knowledge I can make my stories have really cool believable "fictional" languages! :)

Michael Schneider 13 years ago

It's called a pen

Tricky 9 years ago

But eating becomes very hard

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losingluke 9 years ago

use that thing that steven hawking uses to speak, that miniture keypad that makes a robot voice

Eileen Amelia Stone 13 years ago

Sign language, problem averted...not how am I'm supposed to French kiss? :s

Loophole man 10 years ago

@Faye_The_Ghost. That's my thing, but you can do it too

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Pds314 10 years ago

Pen is mightier than the sword. And knowing languages that don't yet exist is mightier than either. It gives you the ability to see the future.

ShooterFace123 9 years ago

The for the JT machinima reference. Unless I'm being stupid and I'm wrong. BTW he"s my favorite rapper.

Peter Sibbald 13 years ago

You can get around the "making use of the good part of the button" issue by writing. That's easy. Inconvenient, time consuming, but easy enough. You would still be incredibly versatile, and get rich. But tongues have other uses. Taste. French kissing. Sex.... [Show full comment]

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

You can still talk without a tongue, just a lil off on speech.

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Dayna Morris 13 years ago

What's the point?

Mim'n O'y 13 years ago

Did Kurloz push this button ?

Rvdd 8 years ago

Probably

cash5466 11 years ago

whats the point?

PassTheGlass1987 11 years ago

without a tongue you cant talk, I feel like my father would make me press this button because I talk too much. -checks behind back- all clear for now

19PHILLIPSHELTON 9 years ago

Its also called sign language.

VladieBadie 12 years ago

How would you french?

matteonite 10 years ago

Then how am I supposed to eat pussy?

Smart retard 11 years ago

No use for knowing all the languages.

AH PERSON 10 years ago

Why would I want to again?

ksawi4 11 years ago

Wow so why should i know them

Mark Diaz 13 years ago

artificial voice huehuehue

Flyinguphigh 11 years ago

Do a mute from the hunger games

Somerandomwizard 8 years ago

Kinda like the super power to turn invisible when no ones looking

button dude 11 years ago

I think pewdiepie pushed this button

Sidtasticguy 11 years ago

U can always text to people

Violet_ihateyou 11 years ago

I can write.

Yukiko Kitten 11 years ago

I could write the stuff on paper, but no tongue= no more tasting food (especially cookies, cake, and pie)

anakakia 12 years ago

HOORAY I'M AN AVOX

Artist11 10 years ago

Well there goes speaking it. On to writing it

cfrancisco25 5 years ago

you cant speeck

Yasmin72 10 years ago

But if you had no tongue.... you wouldn't be able to eat either.

Player_D3stiny 11 years ago

Lol that sucks

yoica 11 years ago

I can always write it a guess

alexriveraced 11 years ago

Why does surgeries exist?

Kbobster04 8 years ago

Just get a 3D printed one or just write down the languages alphabet

iwouldrather 11 years ago

I now know sign language. No longer any downside.

Rerun24 11 years ago

How do you swallow then?

abcx 10 years ago

I don't want to speak any language in thee world, I speak german, english and some latin and soon spanish, that's enough to me.

thelolbro123 11 years ago

WhT kind of questyioln is thinks?!

just_some_russian_dj 2 years ago

was

InsectAngel 12 years ago

you can easily get surgery to get another tongue .

Flyinguphigh 11 years ago

So not do

Hesjester 8 years ago

You won't tast as much cause most taste buds are on your tounge but you have some on the roof of your mouth and the back of your throat

Jacksonn Coopeer 13 years ago

LOL, No Tounge? Pass!

thepinkdolphin 11 years ago

If you can't speak, what's the point?

Katt8416 9 years ago

i"d rather talk in the one boring language i know than not talk at all

JVALMON 11 years ago

Ohhh gosh. Of corse I won't press. How I kiss the girls without my tongue? Kkkkk

TheFlash420 11 years ago

FOOD IS MY LIFE1!!!!!NNNNOOOO1!!!!!

TheRagingComenter 11 years ago

i can still write

dat dude 101 12 years ago

Reading and writing plus super rosetta stone so that people can learn angelic!

Max The Survivor765 10 years ago

Da Fuck! @_@

Elonmuskisweird 5 years ago

Surgery.

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