you marry the best person in the whole world for you
but
you get cancer 5 years after with no cure/remission possibility
I will not

Maharid 2 years ago
I don't want to marry.

awedar last year
tough luck im pressing the button and marrying you

Karthadon 8 years ago
That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

SetoNara 9 years ago
Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago
true

Panifex 9 years ago
If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking2 9 years ago
Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl7 9 years ago
Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag 10 years ago
Don't worry, doctor Umpaloopa, the seeker, will help you, just call 916974869...

Flameice2 10 years ago
Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon 8 years ago
You mean kaneki"s?
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Tarcotic 10 years ago
I like cats better

Google Chrome 11 years ago
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Yeetmastr4 4 years ago
Die google spam bot >:(
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RPJimmy 11 years ago
y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf 9 years ago
Kys

CFGim 11 years ago
i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks 13 years ago
smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNea 4 years ago
so true brother
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Jamie Lee 13 years ago
Depends on the five years.

Dickus_Pickus 9 years ago
yeah, and break their heart

Normal Dude 11 years ago
I have healing factor...not cured i regen my sels (ban english..)

enderak 9 years ago
Fuck you! Stop make me cancer again and again

KittenLover_7 3 years ago
You only get cancer after you get married.

lilpaladin21 11 years ago
But cancer kills you so you still have 5 years to hang out with that person making it better

Lover1377 8 years ago
Cancel is not curable it holds so much cuz my mom has it

boner 10 years ago
So I get married then die nooooooooo

marebear 11 years ago
Just date them and don't get married. Problem solved.

gapple 11 years ago
I don't press button

WheresTheUpside 2 years ago
Upside?

ColeIsdaboss 9 years ago
It would be a good last 5 years.

igorgamesBR07 6 years ago
best 5 years in my life, gonna live happy til my dead

DickerKoch 10 years ago
no upside at all

KawiiGirlHarley 10 years ago
People say i have anger issues n relationships or i just have a quick reaction to BS

eyeless jack 11 years ago
why would you press the button!!!!

Normal Dude 11 years ago
i have healing factor.... not cured i regen my celes ( bad english )

Steven Boyer 13 years ago
i'm down lol already know

FemScout_TF2 9 years ago
it doesnt say i'll die

SE617 3 years ago
What if I survive without cure, nowhere said I’ll die

DankiusMemeius 9 years ago
Succ

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
deadpool?

Helios4441 8 years ago
The best person for me is someone who dosent want to get married

marebear 11 years ago
Just date them and don't get married. Problem solved.

Specter 10 years ago
Better to die in love than to die alone or with someone who isn't for you.

LogeTheFlyingSpaceDoge 9 years ago
Downside?

MrMilfHunter 11 years ago
doesnt mean that you die from cancer

PersonOfNoInterest 11 years ago
marry at the age 95

Boombaclart 4 years ago
If you live long enough you’ll get the good out of it but hopefully not get married

AdamHairizhNyx 9 years ago
we live in 21st century yo~ just put my brain in some machine and wala! i live 4ever~!

Joeyclog2 10 years ago
It never said i die from cancer. LOOPHOLE...

Fab - Lion. 11 years ago
I would, because they will feel sorry for you and they will just become better, because they feel sorry for you!

bobman 10 years ago
cancer doesnt always kill u

IAmTham 12 years ago
Get with yor love at 20, marry them at 85, die of natural causes at 88. WIN!

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago
JOKES ON YOU CANCER IS BEATABLE.

DankiusMemeius 9 years ago
Ulike succ?

write2varun 11 years ago
I like deadpool
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