Will You Press The Button?

Maharid10 months ago

I don't want to marry.

SetoNara8 years ago

Doesn't say I die though just that I have cancer

AcidXxRayne4 years ago

true

Karthadon7 years ago

That happened to someone i know... But in only 7 months.

Panifex8 years ago

If it"s benign, it"s cancer with no cure, no remission, AND no adverse effects. I'll take my tumor when I'm 21

Thepenguinking28 years ago

Wouldn't wanna break my husband"s heart.

WhoGirl78 years ago

Love is filled with pain. You must desire if love is worth dieting for

Ppag8 years ago

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Flameice2 8 years ago

Eh. I'll just get wolverines DNA put in me.

Karthadon7 years ago

You mean kaneki"s?

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Tarcotic8 years ago

I like cats better

Google Chrome9 years ago

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Yeetmastr42 years ago

Die google spam bot >:(

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RPJimmy9 years ago

y shouldi marry my self?

iPuf8 years ago

Kys

CFGim10 years ago

i will give her as many childrens as i can

Charlie Banks12 years ago

smoke weed e'ry day!

KenYoNea2 years ago

so true brother

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Pointlesslesslast year

There’s always tomorrow

Jelsa8 years ago

He don't have to be perfect if I get cancer

Fapper2009 years ago

Anything is better than super aids

Krusek8 years ago

I'll sign up for a questionable top-secret government experiment to cure it.

Angelo10 years ago

it aint worth it

Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

So you die 5 years later ?

irishdragon510 years ago

Would that include a genius that could upload my brain into a computer and allow me to live in a robot nigh-indistinguishable from a human? Or a person who could "freeze" the cancer -but not cure it completely? Those would arguably be the best person in the whole world for me.

Mike Zephyr/Futurwol49 years ago

Not worth it if I die anyways.

snivy6419 years ago

and after the five years, i don't have cancer. it didn't say i died

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

so i cant take hemp or weed to cure my cancer?

easy9 years ago

5 years dude,that is a long time. Step 1.Tell people at work and your boss you're going to die soon Step 2.They give you a raise for your family Step 3.Make kids Step 4.give all da money to da family