Will You Press The Button?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi12 months ago

1. The upside and downside need to be swapped, OP. 2. I’m pretty sure, on average, “3 random superpowers” is worse than not sending your loved ones to “the worst place imaginable.” 3. The fuck does “random superpower” mean? Is it uniformly distributed? Are...[Show full comment]

NexusRat011 months ago

It is a wyptb dilemma. Not a college essay.

potato12gaga9 years ago

officer:hey sir how did you get to prison Me:emmmm you know, killed some people by pressing an virtual button.

Deez13Nuts3 years ago

Yk, back in my days...(explains the whole ww1 and ww2)

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RKO9 years ago

I sent my family to live with trump

Neapolitan-Narwhal8 years ago

Trump is freaking rich as heck.

Oops25cnot30c8 years ago

The upside is the downside and the downside is the upside but then the upside that used to be a downside turned into a downside and the downside that used to be an upside turned into a downside and it goes on and on now thats confusing

Slackerking7 years ago

WAT my head hurts just from reading this

LunarCrow8 years ago

what if the powers are stupid, like not going to bathroom forever, not getting hungry, and clean forever! cuz they are random they can be these... so no... and anyway better have family and friends then being alon with stupid powers...

Buddy8 years ago

Uhmmmm. Obviously I wouldn't. I love my family!! <3

Minedodge8 years ago

The left side is meant to be the good part. "Get a superpower to get them back" No, it says random superpowers

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

I dont care what the upside is, I aint hurtin no one I care about

charizard_7 years ago

WHO THE HECK WOULD PRESS THAT?!?!?!?!

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff8 years ago

i care about friends BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...[Show full comment]

Yavor Terziyski12 years ago

get a super power to bring them back

wyptb694 years ago

Low chance of getting that superpower

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ThePaulDude9 years ago

Shouldn't the upside & downside be the other way round?

Katerina Baumgartner12 years ago

3 random superpowers. You can't choose which super power you get :/

Luca Shepherd12 years ago

you can use the superpowers to save them

nicouou9 years ago

not necessarily. They're random remember?

David Kretschmer12 years ago

Well this one certainly is selfish.

Jace Bunk12 years ago

fuck yeah superpowers

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

No I don’t want to press the button

LizzieBasu8 years ago

What kind of monster pushed the button?

SuperDuk6 years ago

I can just sacrifice family when they"re about to die anyways

Timix1007 years ago

You mean by the worst place, the russian slavery camp in siperia

Agarillobob9 years ago

yea I don´t care for anybody else

James Ryan9 years ago

To Aru Kagaku no Railgun S <-- magnet power vom weiß haarigem -||- <-- Elektrizitätskraft -||- & <-- Neutralisierungseffect auf der rechten hand :P

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago

just make game versions of them and kill them digitally, for example, getting a skyrim mod to change npc names and killing them on the spot

Your_sister5 years ago

*man behind the slaughter music starts*

TrueRenegade8 years ago

He did it backwards

EclipseandRifle7 years ago

Just say you hate your loved ones and you love the people you hate so hated people will die and loved ones will live! Problem solved!

IntellegantASF8 years ago

The white house aint so bad afterall lol

luckylucky9 years ago

Tree powers

Panifex7 years ago

Superpower of infinite wish-granting allows you to wish to bring them back

australian-man4 years ago

no just no absolutely no oh god please no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yakadodle8 years ago

Just hope u get some dank super powers

mampfer9 years ago

With a little luck you can save your friends, family and loved in a matter of days.

Plutonium13378 years ago

They better be really super

Oinoi6 years ago

My grass super powers that have the power to wish for my family back

WyvernBoi7 years ago

They put the positive effect and negative effect in the wrong spot

nogaka9 years ago

Dughh I will press it

ungalo-bungalo2 years ago

1. get them back 2. bring button questions to life 3. remove consequences of buttons now i play the button for hours and snowball into an op god

mims2 years ago

the powers are randomized :\

Multifandomsgirl5 years ago

Random powers really? Now if I got to choose my powers....

A_Swain7 years ago

My superpower would be to save my friends and family

Jacob-Nuclear7 years ago

What"s the point of life without family but on the bright side it doesn't say how long

jimmy999s9 years ago

I send my family to a Justin Bieber concert

JaQbFG2 months ago

Why would i want to live

TheREALbooperdooper9 years ago

I'm an orphan and an odd ball with no friends so fuck yes screw u guys

Neopoliton14 years ago

North Korea bye.

WoodStuff8 years ago

nope

AshTheBeast6 years ago

NO

Marryhappy1678 years ago

This evil

MarkX5y9 years ago

I said I would get my family to a Justin Bieber cocert and I told my brother I would never bring him back. Now I have two broken arms and a brooze on my face...

Kopp7 years ago

I'm more concerned about the downside being above and the upside being below the but then I am about what"s written on it

Lottililexlast year

Ok so... crazy idea: Revival ability to let me revive my lost friends, family, and loved ones from their (quite short) torment

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