Your children will grow up to be amazing people that will astound the world with their actions and discoveries.
but
Your life will be a complete and miserable failure at every turn (except when concerning the rearing of your children).
I will not

MessedUpDuck 10 years ago
I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot 9 years ago
Same
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Migdin1 10 years ago
Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman 9 years ago
YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

PieLucas 8 years ago
Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

DarienPrague 10 years ago
So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
isn't it usually the other way around?

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou 13 years ago
You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago
Older generation are too boomer and dumber
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jshaw71 8 years ago
If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw71 8 years ago
Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack 9 years ago
Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen6420 9 years ago
Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King 9 years ago
So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront 9 years ago
People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin1 9 years ago
Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty 10 years ago
Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis 10 years ago
As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw 9 years ago
Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!
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Michael Weston 13 years ago
I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar0000 10 years ago
Me too
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Michael Dailey 13 years ago
so, I literally become a parent?

Calvin93 11 years ago
I would move on with my kids and problem solved

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
I'm already living the downside, minus the kids that is.

Miguel Bolaños 13 years ago
I preffer that, over my own benefit

BLACKCOUGAR68 10 years ago
My life is already like that, so I see no downside at all

LeftTesticleOfKrom 10 years ago
bye the power of the left testicle of krom I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

ddking 11 years ago
well then your children will have a great life so worth it

JLeung 10 years ago
My life is already shitty, what downside is there?

boomclap 11 years ago
I don't care about myself, i want to have a smart and nice child,notice it... I will have a nice life because i will hear good things about my child and that will make me happy.

Futurewatcher 11 years ago
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KingFruit 11 years ago
Don't trust the ridiculous copy-paste messages. They are not true. Geez people are so gullible.

RedstoneHoe 11 years ago
So i get a Wife.

heatfromfire 5 years ago
why would i ever want children? i fucking hate children

Eskina 12 years ago
Children are like cancer... Life cancer. To hell with them.

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 9 years ago
I'm a complete failure..

skyhoop94 10 years ago
Yup I pressed de button for me kidz

ninjagoron 11 years ago
What if I don't have kids?

polarGoddess 11 years ago
I don't want children.... So mom and dad, how do you feel about granddogs?

Taymato 11 years ago
My life is already a failure...

wildnik 2 years ago
i already am a complete and miserable failure

dzhyessi 11 years ago
No kids thanks

Ivan_Braginski_sunflowers_vodka 9 years ago
This is how my life is now and I don't think it will ever change tbh so eh

EPICSHOTZ68 11 years ago
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XxMlgSwag2000xX 11 years ago
DONT DO IT SAY UR POOR BOOM OPPISITE WILL HAPPEN BOOM $3000000000000

iepicwolver 11 years ago
this one was tough!

2thic2vent 5 years ago
Why are yall so selfish think of your child"s life when you have a child your life dosn't matter my mom dose not eat until she sees my eat all of my food that"s parent love!

Aeternalis 12 years ago
nothing changes except my kids

zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago
So my kid are good and i stay the same

Lasyrightnow 9 years ago
Jump out window

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Limenotlemon 10 years ago
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DavidLeslie 9 years ago
So just go make like 10 kids and make the world a better place at your expense. I'm down.

Weslyxy101 11 years ago
I want my kids to have the achievements

Ellisboy223 11 years ago
i wouldn't care about myself if my kids have amazing.

DBBoss 11 years ago
but it didn't say my WHOLE life. it could be for 2 minutes of my life that are miserable, then the rest is a breeze

MorkerBob 4 years ago
their actions huh. then, i would gadly.

MorkerBob 4 years ago
I UNINTENTIONALLY PRESSED THE WRONG ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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brebeenz 12 years ago
I dont want children

Mea 9 years ago
All of u are selfish I would love to suffer for my kids if it gives them a nice life if I ever had any
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