Will You Press The Button?

MessedUpDuck9 years ago

I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot7 years ago

Same

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PieLucas7 years ago

Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

Migdin18 years ago

Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman8 years ago

YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou12 years ago

You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D3 years ago

Older generation are too boomer and dumber

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DarienPrague9 years ago

So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

isn't it usually the other way around?

jshaw717 years ago

If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw717 years ago

Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack7 years ago

Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen64208 years ago

Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King8 years ago

So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront8 years ago

People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin18 years ago

Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty9 years ago

Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis9 years ago

As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw8 years ago

Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!

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Michael Weston12 years ago

I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar00008 years ago

Me too

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Michael Dailey12 years ago

so, I literally become a parent?

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

well this would be a fail i have no kids and never will

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So basically my parents...

TeddyBear9 years ago

I don't want children.

avrand610 years ago

I dont even want kids...... fuck no

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Rearing? Shouldn't that be bearing as in having kids?

jshaw717 years ago

Rearing is raising kids while beating them means giving birth to them iirc

saltyvinegarlast year

I do not live for any child

scheuerman10 years ago

Good, if she's a great success she can take care of old dad

Watermelonman8 years ago

Children?!? I don't want any!!! They always ruin my lawn! Oh shit they"re doing it again! Where did i put my shotgun? Oh, here it is. DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

serrato129 years ago

And they take care of me

Humanechain8 years ago

I'm already a failure at life so I se no downside. I welcome death.

Migdin18 years ago

I dont welcome death,

Dragon_Ghoul239 years ago

Have one of my kids take over the world greatest parent rasing the king of the world mwhaahahhahahahahahhahah

iamthehamiltonhoe7 years ago

isnt that just kris jenners life

Alexis Mcdonald12 years ago

what the frick

carina9 years ago

No! You have to be happy first.

Maxy9887 years ago

By the time I have these kids my life would never be a misery.

JLeung9 years ago

My life is already shitty, what downside is there?

4568 years ago

Never want to have kids sooo

Immortalfucker50699 years ago

Fuck my children XD

plazmafighter10 years ago

i love you kids have glory while i take on the pain of faliure

Sea Hitler9 years ago

Good thing I won't have kids.

Benbeentaken3 years ago

I would be a proud dad

jmdietz10 years ago

My whole life revolves around my children so I accept those terms.

jtownsend8 years ago

*tells children to do everything for me

MealtyBeef9 years ago

i dont care about me I CARE ABOUT MY CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE

Snowfrost9189 years ago

They could probably make it so that the human race will stay alive for another 8,000 years. or maybe cure cancer. I'll be miserable, maybe, I might get kidnapped and tortured for months, and then find that I can never get a job again and die, but still helping 7,000,000,000 people...