Will You Press The Button?

MessedUpDuck9 years ago

I'm not having children so....

CoasterBot7 years ago

Same

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PieLucas7 years ago

Sperm bank, boom! I just perfected life

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Don't count on it, some spetm banks disclose your identity so your kids can come find you, unless you use someone else"s details when you donate.

Migdin18 years ago

Did you just assume im going to have kids? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman8 years ago

YIKES! Children! Eew! DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN! All they do is annoy me and ruin my lawn. And eventually they evolve into weird politicians and build oversized walls.

Zino Chryselios Chryseliou12 years ago

You selfish bastards. This is why the younger generation are dry humping at 10 listening to a noise that a fox DOES NOT make..

H4CK1SB4D3 years ago

Older generation are too boomer and dumber

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DarienPrague9 years ago

So, every parent's dream...

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

isn't it usually the other way around?

jshaw717 years ago

If you raise amazing kids wouldn't that mean you are a great person, just horrible luck?

jshaw717 years ago

Atleast my kids will love me... Right? Right?!

TigerAttack7 years ago

Join your kids on their actions and discoveries!

KenJen64207 years ago

Our time on earth is fleeting focus more on the next generation to better humanity

Fedora-King8 years ago

So, my life right now, except my children would be Successful... I'll buy that for a dollar

DaNerdTront8 years ago

People of you are commenting on how people are selfish because they didnt press the button... But a lot of people dont want children, so now you just look like an asshole

Migdin18 years ago

Im not ruining my life for some children! Who do you think i am! Someone who cares about others?!?!?!

LeoGeckoMarty9 years ago

Just become really good at raising kids. Then it doesn't have to be failure.

WafflesinParis9 years ago

As long as my son isn't a fuckboy I'll be fine

Fedxftw8 years ago

Hey! You had already given me the power of the purple penis the 3rd!

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Michael Weston12 years ago

I would gladly suffer so that my children, if I had any, would live a long and happy life.

Scar00008 years ago

Me too

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Michael Dailey12 years ago

so, I literally become a parent?

Migdin18 years ago

This is the definition of a good parent

iepicwolver9 years ago

that's not a very pleasant text!

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I'm already going through the downside, I call it life.

unslicedpizza10 years ago

I don't even want children

Natashar19 years ago

I'm not having children so...

DanSeki7 years ago

So nothing changes?

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

I don't want children

Peter Peterson9 years ago

Jokes on you, that downside is already my life!

Nightfang889 years ago

I'm already a failure.

The Jacoobinati9 years ago

i already am a huge failure anyways

z20082 years ago

如果我失败到找不到老婆呢？？？？？

TurboTrigger10 years ago

You know what's better than the sound of children laughing joyfully? Silence; of not having any fucking kids!

AllastroS488 years ago

Their decisions and way to live is with them, not me

Kyles Rustici12 years ago

Jokes on you, I don't want kids!!

EpicFail8 years ago

Our society is slowly become the opposite of this

Mihika9 years ago

If you didn't press the button, you are selfish, if you did, good on ya'

KoolGal9 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button, but I don't want my life to be miserable. If it was miserable, I would end it before I could have kids.

ThelionGamer9 years ago

Your bad life or a good life for many childs

Turret Gaming9 years ago

I am selfless.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

I don't want children tho...

XxMlgSwag2000xX9 years ago

GIVE ME JUST A COUPLE BILLION UR FRICKIN RICH DAVE,SAM,AND DRAKE U MAKE HOTLINE BLING!!! I DIDNT GROUND U FOR THAT DID I!?!?!?

Sunchips21218 years ago

I"d sacrifice happiness for my children, when and if I have them

KoolGal9 years ago

I might not have kids. And it never says they wouldn't have an amazing life if I DIDN'T press the button. You don't need a button to change stuff. AND I ALSO DON'T WANT MY LIFE TO BE MISERABLE. THIS MAY SEEM SELFISH, BUT I STILL WOULDN'T PRESS THE BUTTON.

KoolGal9 years ago

I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON, BUT IF THIS WERE TRUE I WOULDN'T PRESS IT. I ALSO DON'T PLAN ON HAVING KIDS.

Nix10 years ago

Lookin' out for number one. Can I press the flip side of this button? I'll becoming an amazing person while my children are miserable?

TeddyBear9 years ago

I don't want children.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

well this would be a fail i have no kids and never will

FattyTheFat9 years ago

So basically my parents...

ThePaulDude8 years ago

Rearing? Shouldn't that be bearing as in having kids?

jshaw717 years ago

Rearing is raising kids while beating them means giving birth to them iirc

avrand69 years ago

I dont even want kids...... fuck no

serrato129 years ago

And they take care of me

saltyvinegarlast year

I do not live for any child

scheuerman10 years ago

Good, if she's a great success she can take care of old dad

Watermelonman8 years ago

Children?!? I don't want any!!! They always ruin my lawn! Oh shit they"re doing it again! Where did i put my shotgun? Oh, here it is. DARN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!

Dragon_Ghoul239 years ago

Have one of my kids take over the world greatest parent rasing the king of the world mwhaahahhahahahahahhahah

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