Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez
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BobbyWasabiMk210 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"
BlazoBoom10 years ago
AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."
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TrueComment3 years ago
This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment.
Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.
So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.
Sp3llcasterr7 years ago
Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u
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Stellelast year
So i got free invisible power
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TurdFerguson10 years ago
I live in the Bible belt so I'm fine
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DeniseFYEAH11 years ago
So...
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thesinisterelixir3 years ago
erm, this is already how the sinister elixir functions? You believe in me don't you? Go ahead, drink the sinister elixir
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Feminismayyy11 years ago
*implying that god exists*
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Froggiekoto9 years ago
Just make people believe.
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Dargonluvr11 years ago
I'm no Christian. I believe in like 20 gods.
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Bedrockbasher1212 years ago
#Jack Peterson Same here!
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Livysue20126 years ago
Easy. I'll yeet Pluto into the sun. He ain't a planet anymore #lol
~]~(+ . +)~[~ Half of lennypede <--
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SatinCash11 years ago
Lord Should Be God.
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Idkpython9 years ago
NO ONE IS GOD BUT GOD
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frankey_Qc11 years ago
no downside
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ireku10 years ago
I would do it
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User_name11 years ago
So you'll just be an invisible god?
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Lazy_Mercy161810 years ago
That one was okay but what if I don't have friends.
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Aerick11 years ago
Good. I'd turn my back on humanity and let them figure shit out on their own. I'd want nothing to do with nutcase mortals that kill and hate in my name. If there is a god of humans it must surely be insane.
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Davynavy0210 years ago
Il become jesus
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KIDS_of_NOWHERE8 years ago
Yato
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HopeRoundcount10 years ago
I"d rather not be the cause of discrimination against 2982838392928383892928774746200 things
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