Will You Press The Button?

Rainbowplayz72572 months ago

If i'm truly all powerful and this button isn't lying, I can just... remove the drawback.

Lucky12 years ago

Start a cult, forsee a great disaster striking the vatican, few who i tell about will believe me. Vibe with my followers, make a planet that can get internet, everything on earth, and become ASOIUH, slammer of keyboards, creator of its-cheez

TrueCommentlast year

This is a decision between fame+power or general acknowledgment. Be cautious, as it's important to be able to talk with those that oppose you.

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

AND THE NEW LORD APPEARED BEFORE HIS DEVOTED FOLLOWERS, AND PROCLAIMED "yo im hungry, any of y"all got something to eat?"

BlazoBoom8 years ago

AND THE NEW LORD THEN THREW A ROCK TABLET AT THE IDIOT PIZZA DELIVERY GUY WHICH READ, "New 11th commandment: Thou shalt not get my orders wrong idiot."

Crimson_Dragon8 years ago

Danm it. My friends couldn't see me anymore.

BadaBomb9 years ago

"Having overwhelming strength is... pretty boring." -Saitama

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Ill lose my hair as well...

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Will Howard12 years ago

I can't appear in front of myself.

silverknight6 years ago

Clever

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TheFatBaby8 years ago

so... i just turn into god... there is no downside... ALL OF HE JEWS I GET TO KILLLL.

AriBen7 years ago

I would object to that But I can't talk back to shrek hitler overlord

DontPressButton8 years ago

There can only be one

VortexM4ster9 years ago

God DOSEN'T exist. Sorry to say BUT GET REAL

The-Pope4 years ago

Wow, man. That’s pretty racist.

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coolandy39 years ago

i should be god and rule over the world and never die altho i couldn't see myself

Tesla027 years ago

Wich god, there is like a billion of them and I believe in none

The-Pope4 years ago

I assume it’s the Abrahamic god

Tim Stahel12 years ago

So you mean like the god of the bible, except i would exist..

qcgymnastworld3 years ago

#atheist4lyfe

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Oldiron_797 years ago

Some plagues of Egypt action should get extra believers

AriBen7 years ago

Speggeti god

P78 years ago

Any god that I believe in? Please? Wohoo! I'm Pain!!!!!!!!!

Recycletrash9 years ago

Imagine all the old fashioned male christian tears when God is female

Adli9 years ago

Rise of the guardian anyone?

otaku girl :/9 years ago

Reminds me of Yato ^^

Jade129 years ago

So I have no powers am gay and have no life mk whatever.

Razor X9 years ago

People I am BOGod, and all you gotta do is BOlieve

ALBERTOelESCOPETASculoQUEveCULOquePETA9 years ago

Valla pregunta de mierda xddddd

Jonathan Song Bai Mui12 years ago

No one should be god.

Wolfboiyt3 years ago

God is god

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Jami JoAnne Russell12 years ago

So the trick is to perform miracles for the non-believers that they can never explain using science, then they become believers and can see me too. Hey, it only said I can only appear in front of believers. It never said I couldn't magically cure an atheist's cancer or AIDS.

Sp3llcasterr5 years ago

Longname he"s just saying a loophole kinda sounds like that happened to u

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Smile-Dog Jpg12 years ago

Sooooooooooooo I'm God....'s Mother. hehehe

Zacattac9 years ago

O_O mother of god

TheBraveKnight7 years ago

I like h I might the way he is

King11111qq1129 years ago

Ya how cool

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TurdFerguson9 years ago

I live in the Bible belt so I'm fine

DeniseFYEAH10 years ago

So...

thesinisterelixirlast year

erm, this is already how the sinister elixir functions? You believe in me don't you? Go ahead, drink the sinister elixir

Feminismayyy9 years ago

*implying that god exists*

Froggiekoto8 years ago

Just make people believe.

Dargonluvr9 years ago

I'm no Christian. I believe in like 20 gods.

Livysue20125 years ago

Easy. I'll yeet Pluto into the sun. He ain't a planet anymore #lol ~]~(+ . +)~[~ Half of lennypede <--

SatinCash9 years ago

Lord Should Be God.

Idkpython8 years ago

NO ONE IS GOD BUT GOD

frankey_Qc9 years ago

no downside

ireku9 years ago

I would do it

Bedrockbasher1210 years ago

#Jack Peterson Same here!

Lazy_Mercy16188 years ago

That one was okay but what if I don't have friends.

Aerick10 years ago

Good. I'd turn my back on humanity and let them figure shit out on their own. I'd want nothing to do with nutcase mortals that kill and hate in my name. If there is a god of humans it must surely be insane.