You can live a happy, fulfilled and comfortable life.
but
In exchange for half of your remaining lifespan.
I will not


Colleen Reed12 years ago
Quality over quantity...

dedirake4 years ago
Give this man a hat!
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Nilex8 years ago
Nah. I would rather have shinigami eyes instead.

keaton-h4 years ago
nice

Ticcicipher9 years ago
I'm sorry you are not a Shinigami (Death god) You can't take my life in exchange for things. THIS ISN'T DEATH NOTE!

AcousticJamm9 years ago
My dream was to have infinite wishes, so that I would wish to live forever. PARADOX!

roflcopters7 years ago
said nothing about your dream life coming true so the paradox is nonexistant

BluBerryCake9 years ago
I didnt say you have to LOOPHOLES!!!

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Sorry but can you repeat yourself? There is nothing like happiness that you can find while you are alive. The true happiness is when you are being released from this cursed world.

V for vendetta9 years ago
Hardship are the stepping stones toward happiness

Stewart Robson12 years ago
did I just find a Death Note?

Get-the-salt8 years ago
OMG I THOUGHT THIS TOO
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Katie Cassie12 years ago
Nah, happy is boring. You've gotta have a little tragedy now and again.

Agent_Waffle8 years ago
True. If we only had happiness we"d all kg insane. A combination of all emotions is nessessary to prevent this.

Adam Hubbard12 years ago
I wanna live to see us progress into space.

rekerizor9 years ago
Vendetta, ian is too dumb to be 12 a 12 year old knows that we got into space multiple timea
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1zombiekim6 years ago
win-win

enderkid the muse of hope 9 years ago
i would be rich so... i could donate to poor people/sick people/homeless people my children could live an amazing life im fine with dyeing early

enderkid the muse of hope 9 years ago
ignore the r and n

DinoGutt9 years ago
Fuc happiness

JustThatButtonPusher8 years ago
Now, we do need mixed emotions to keep away from insanity, BUT, you could be happy with some tragedy. Either way, half of your life is pain and suffering, so this is worth it.

JustThatButtonPusher8 years ago
By the way, you could be happy living forbl around 500 years or more with an extremely slow aging proccess, so you basically are a half celestial being.

cuttlefishCuddlerlast year
Y-EP! I don't want to be )(ere and do not)(ing.

Zekzar9 years ago
But you know that your lifespan was just cut in half. That wouldn't make me happy, fulfilled, or comfortable. Contradiction.

BlahBlah12310 years ago
If I have a happy and fulfilled life then I would be happy to die because I would know that I was loved and I had a wonderful life.

Ninja_pig9 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

BRYBUSCUS1179 years ago
No it isn't ;)

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
death note :T

hello______________24 years ago
what???

TheRationalist7 years ago
Hey, now I can’t grow senile!

Jonan4tor9 years ago
Why would I cut my life in half? I already have the best life

Me178 years ago
this is better if you are old

lizardbarf1279 years ago
There is no afterlife. God is a lie made by people who felt no sense of purpose or just out of blind guessing. Just as were Greek gods. Now that answers are here about universal truths, people deny them of fear of being wrong or still blind judgement. This...[Show full comment]

Stabby_McStabberson10 years ago
Stop looking for easy ways to make yourself happy. Get off your sorry ass and make it happen yourself. No downside to that one.

Reaxies3 years ago
It kicked me out for pressing the button for saying jellybean sucks

Daryl9 years ago
Life would be boring if everything was going right for you

usernametaken6 years ago
I already pressed a button that makes me immortal...

DinoGutt9 years ago
Fuc happiness

Sceptor8 years ago
You can obtain this without the downside..

Iwantmesomecelery6last year
I don't think it's worth it

Retardness9 years ago
I hate life, so there's no downside.

GCDarkGGG10 years ago
Loophole: If your happy wonderful life would be to live really long, you could get around the bad side.

Ze Button Pusher9 years ago
Fair Nuff

Hanzel Limanjaya12 years ago
Well, live in full of happiness, everything is fulfilled, and a comfortable life would make us a better person, we don't have to care about our life, so we can help others life, and be kind, so we can go to heaven, even faster with our half life span

hello______________24 years ago
i"m going no

KawaiiKatYT7 years ago
Well, you can still live a great life without pressing the button.

TheGabsHP8 years ago
I"d die happy

BloodlustREAL 9 years ago
The Internet didnt even exist yet!

SomebodyElse.Com10 years ago
bettter a short, good, life than a long, shit, life

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
press it when you"re 100

imagoat2455 years ago
This is one of the main plot points in death note. Bruh.

swyrl9 years ago
If it's a fulfilling life, then it doesn;t really matter how long it is, does it?

Sami2348 years ago
In our life time, we"re probably gonna extend our lives anyways, halving lifetime now might mean we don't witness that so I'm saying no

Pranav and Think9 years ago
Happy but half is better than full but miserable.

ImAwesomeBitches!10 years ago
My game is lagging!Oh no!*nuke explodes*I clicked I will not!

55875657864786348827 days ago
完全值得,我每天工作10小时,非常痛苦,只要多两个小时就能每天幸福快乐而且还是年轻时段,等年纪大老了再去世舒服的

Squirtle dude 1529 years ago
In my happy life I live forever

outsideguy4 years ago
Half your life?! no

msv109 years ago
how can it be fulfilled with 1/2 a life span?

Dom Inic12 years ago
i dont want an easy life, life is supposed to be hard otherwise it would be boring! :)
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