You can live a happy, fulfilled and comfortable life.
but
In exchange for half of your remaining lifespan.
I will not

Nilex 9 years ago
Nah. I would rather have shinigami eyes instead.

keaton-h 5 years ago
nice

Colleen Reed 13 years ago
Quality over quantity...

dedirake 5 years ago
Give this man a hat!
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Ticcicipher 11 years ago
I'm sorry you are not a Shinigami (Death god) You can't take my life in exchange for things. THIS ISN'T DEATH NOTE!

AcousticJamm 11 years ago
My dream was to have infinite wishes, so that I would wish to live forever. PARADOX!

roflcopters 9 years ago
said nothing about your dream life coming true so the paradox is nonexistant

BluBerryCake 10 years ago
I didnt say you have to LOOPHOLES!!!

Stewart Robson 13 years ago
did I just find a Death Note?

Get-the-salt 10 years ago
OMG I THOUGHT THIS TOO
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Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Sorry but can you repeat yourself? There is nothing like happiness that you can find while you are alive. The true happiness is when you are being released from this cursed world.

V for vendetta 10 years ago
Hardship are the stepping stones toward happiness

Katie Cassie 13 years ago
Nah, happy is boring. You've gotta have a little tragedy now and again.

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago
True. If we only had happiness we"d all kg insane. A combination of all emotions is nessessary to prevent this.

Adam Hubbard 13 years ago
I wanna live to see us progress into space.

rekerizor 10 years ago
Vendetta, ian is too dumb to be 12 a 12 year old knows that we got into space multiple timea
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0Kitsune5 3 years ago
It’s better than a horrible rest of your life.

memandylov 10 years ago
I don't want to grow old anyway so this isn't a dilemma

GDonor 11 years ago
Years lived are worthless if they suck

xXbigmanbroXx 11 years ago
I could be 99 and die in an hour so id die in half an hour

REGXoticFn 6 years ago
A WHISKER AWAY VIBES BE LIKE

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago
So, the shinigami eye deal in death note?

Alex66 11 years ago
but theres no wish you get guys...

AnandManand 10 years ago
Death note reference?

nubby 11 years ago
I hate being happy and seeing people happy so this is an easy decision NO!

md418 11 months ago
有人会需要我的…

jacwib 12 years ago
im sorry, i wanna live until year 2100 :P

MouseGirl 5 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/502194

Derfel 8 years ago
Presses button... 1... 2... 3... dies

Prestige1076 11 years ago
Happy life for me is being the richest man alive. Donate all the money to medical/education/development of third world countries when your about to die and you have a purpose.

hannahrugbygirl166 11 years ago
You would know to live you life more so screw staying comfortable I am off to do my bucket list

bloodyblade 9 years ago
what if i still lived 100 years give or take 10

Canihaveachezburgertoo 3 years ago
*dies right now*

oughFAN 10 years ago
I'm weak inside. :(

SkullGirl 11 years ago
well I get bullied and people treat me like shit so I don't see the down side to this,

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
only half of the same life? no way

123_Carbon 6 years ago
That"s real life

Rex_Lions 9 years ago
If it"s happy and fulfilled, you would live as long as you want, but then you would also get whatever you desire, including infinite life an timemachine and more.... LoopHole found.

gamerfreak 11 years ago
If thats the case I have like seven years left since the average life span is 85 years live and let die

CornyPlaysYT 10 years ago
Umm. . .

HasASenpai 11 years ago
Even though I am fine how I am I want to be happy.

Lord Hydra 12 years ago
It says you can, not will.

Xenomorphboy 5 years ago
People don’t actually realize how happy they are until it’s too late, live your life and remember that there will always be better days

KassieBell 10 years ago
But what if my fulfilled life is living over half of that lifespan?

1zombiekim 8 years ago
win-win

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago
i would be rich so... i could donate to poor people/sick people/homeless people my children could live an amazing life im fine with dyeing early

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago
ignore the r and n

DinoGutt 11 years ago
Fuc happiness

JustThatButtonPusher 9 years ago
Now, we do need mixed emotions to keep away from insanity, BUT, you could be happy with some tragedy. Either way, half of your life is pain and suffering, so this is worth it.

JustThatButtonPusher 9 years ago
By the way, you could be happy living forbl around 500 years or more with an extremely slow aging proccess, so you basically are a half celestial being.

BlahBlah123 11 years ago
If I have a happy and fulfilled life then I would be happy to die because I would know that I was loved and I had a wonderful life.

cuttlefishCuddler 2 years ago
Y-EP! I don't want to be )(ere and do not)(ing.

Zekzar 10 years ago
But you know that your lifespan was just cut in half. That wouldn't make me happy, fulfilled, or comfortable. Contradiction.

Ninja_pig 11 years ago
Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

BRYBUSCUS117 10 years ago
No it isn't ;)

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
death note :T

hello______________2 6 years ago
what???

Jonan4tor 11 years ago
Why would I cut my life in half? I already have the best life

TheRationalist 8 years ago
Hey, now I can’t grow senile!

Me17 10 years ago
this is better if you are old
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