Will You Press The Button?

Nilex 10 years ago

Nah. I would rather have shinigami eyes instead.

keaton-h 5 years ago

nice

Colleen Reed 13 years ago

Quality over quantity...

dedirake 5 years ago

Give this man a hat!

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Ticcicipher 11 years ago

I'm sorry you are not a Shinigami (Death god) You can't take my life in exchange for things. THIS ISN'T DEATH NOTE!

AcousticJamm 11 years ago

My dream was to have infinite wishes, so that I would wish to live forever. PARADOX!

roflcopters 9 years ago

said nothing about your dream life coming true so the paradox is nonexistant

BluBerryCake 10 years ago

I didnt say you have to LOOPHOLES!!!

Stewart Robson 13 years ago

did I just find a Death Note?

Get-the-salt 10 years ago

OMG I THOUGHT THIS TOO

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Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

Sorry but can you repeat yourself? There is nothing like happiness that you can find while you are alive. The true happiness is when you are being released from this cursed world.

V for vendetta 10 years ago

Hardship are the stepping stones toward happiness

Katie Cassie 13 years ago

Nah, happy is boring. You've gotta have a little tragedy now and again.

Agent_Waffle 10 years ago

True. If we only had happiness we"d all kg insane. A combination of all emotions is nessessary to prevent this.

Adam Hubbard 13 years ago

I wanna live to see us progress into space.

rekerizor 10 years ago

Vendetta, ian is too dumb to be 12 a 12 year old knows that we got into space multiple timea

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enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

i would be rich so... i could donate to poor people/sick people/homeless people my children could live an amazing life im fine with dyeing early

enderkid the muse of hope 11 years ago

ignore the r and n

1zombiekim 8 years ago

win-win

JustThatButtonPusher 9 years ago

Now, we do need mixed emotions to keep away from insanity, BUT, you could be happy with some tragedy. Either way, half of your life is pain and suffering, so this is worth it.

JustThatButtonPusher 9 years ago

By the way, you could be happy living forbl around 500 years or more with an extremely slow aging proccess, so you basically are a half celestial being.

DinoGutt 11 years ago

Fuc happiness

Zekzar 10 years ago

But you know that your lifespan was just cut in half. That wouldn't make me happy, fulfilled, or comfortable. Contradiction.

BlahBlah123 11 years ago

If I have a happy and fulfilled life then I would be happy to die because I would know that I was loved and I had a wonderful life.

cuttlefishCuddler 3 years ago

Y-EP! I don't want to be )(ere and do not)(ing.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

death note :T

hello______________2 6 years ago

what???

Ninja_pig 11 years ago

Just so you know, its impossible for all these people to have commented 46 years ago because as of 2016, the internet was invented 33 years ago.

BRYBUSCUS117 10 years ago

No it isn't ;)

TheRationalist 8 years ago

Hey, now I can’t grow senile!

Jonan4tor 11 years ago

Why would I cut my life in half? I already have the best life

lizardbarf127 11 years ago

There is no afterlife. God is a lie made by people who felt no sense of purpose or just out of blind guessing. Just as were Greek gods. Now that answers are here about universal truths, people deny them of fear of being wrong or still blind judgement. This... [Show full comment]

Me17 10 years ago

this is better if you are old

Reaxies 5 years ago

It kicked me out for pressing the button for saying jellybean sucks

Daryl 10 years ago

Life would be boring if everything was going right for you

Stabby_McStabberson 12 years ago

Stop looking for easy ways to make yourself happy. Get off your sorry ass and make it happen yourself. No downside to that one.

usernametaken 7 years ago

I already pressed a button that makes me immortal...

Sceptor 9 years ago

You can obtain this without the downside..

DinoGutt 11 years ago

Fuc happiness

Retardness 10 years ago

I hate life, so there's no downside.

GCDarkGGG 11 years ago

Loophole: If your happy wonderful life would be to live really long, you could get around the bad side.

Iwantmesomecelery6 2 years ago

I don't think it's worth it

Hanzel Limanjaya 13 years ago

Well, live in full of happiness, everything is fulfilled, and a comfortable life would make us a better person, we don't have to care about our life, so we can help others life, and be kind, so we can go to heaven, even faster with our half life span