You can have your dream job.
but
You will have to be alone for the rest of your life.
I will not


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bluefood 9 years ago
I was waiting for someone to say "like the doctor"

PurpleMS4 years ago
They say that everywhere
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lee-ann10 years ago
Finally a solution

JL17767 years ago
Word
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RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
INTROVERTS UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HumanitysStrongestWindexLover10 years ago
Alone as in no partner or no friends? Because I need my friends, but I hate the thought of a romantic relationship e-e

Doflamingo9 years ago
for how long are we "alone".... Illuminati confirmed

skidmark6348 years ago
what? bad side? I like being alone.

ivegotnothing8 years ago
adopt a kid so you aren't truly alone

pikachu16268 years ago
hell yeah but a baby for me coz i want to raise the baby

Fj Singh12 years ago
unless you are a Porn Star!

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Travis, that"s what onlyfans is for.
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Touhoulicious9 years ago
I'm an introvert so...*Yao Ming face*

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago
im forever alone anyways...

JLGLINK18 years ago
I would suicide of depression because of that

TheBrainMaster8 years ago
I can have my dream Job without being alone. Just don't press the button and work harder.

Sonya Robel12 years ago
considering the fact that my dream job is to be a wedding planner, that'd be pretty depressing.

Memeteam5 years ago
Why is that your dream job.

Skram9 years ago
Im a kid

NiftyChibi7 years ago
So kids like to be lonely and have no friends, or are you implying that you can't have your dream job? You know, there are kids out there who have jobs, like kid actors, and... *cough* child labor *cough*.
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89NobleWolfReborn9710 years ago
*whose

89NobleWolfReborn9710 years ago
This is a false dilemma. There are people who's dream job is to be a stay-at-home mom/dad, so they cannot have their dream job and be alone at the same time.

Solarstrike10 years ago
*asexuals/romantics press the button to infinity*

NiftyChibi7 years ago
You will be ALONE. This includes not having friends/family.

Samirah11 years ago
dream job.... IT.... least favorite part about living? socializing with [stupid]people! I see no problem here!

Miguel Angel12 years ago
I hate people, so, im good

Josiah Rooney12 years ago
So, full stack developer?

tychohuybers9 years ago
how is your comment from 46 years ago?

Cheetah9 years ago
Its called life

BenSnow10 years ago
Then no one can catch me, the greatest hacker of the world.

SilentStorms3 years ago
I'm already alone, so win win.

LuluisaBookworm8 years ago
Heck yeah dude I'm aro I don't care

Edo437 years ago
Work for it lazy-bones

sarcasm_stud9 years ago
no cause no dogs

ZoruaGirl1910 years ago
My dream job is YouTuber anyway

ActualDaughterOfSatan7 years ago
Can we have pets tho

Vuki1838 years ago
No downside!!

Klarix9 years ago
My dream job is being alone anyways

bossassbitch699 years ago
well then

PokemonEvi9 years ago
I could create a living gelatinous blob to talk to if I was a chemist

Tricky8 years ago
Bitch, shut up. I am a chemistry student and you are just letting shit come out of your mouth

Narwhal086 years ago
Alone is pretty vague. Like, I can't be in the same place as someone or I'll be single

ColinStayrook7 years ago
I'm already forever alone except for friend HECK YA I WILL PRESS THE BUTTON ALDAY

Niko2229 years ago
yeh

Lemon N' ade's'10 years ago
my dream job is... god slayer!, idc if i am alone!

Bunger538last year
i have no enemies

Dinis124816 years ago
Only one thing changes... I will have my dream job!

OrangeEnderWizard9 years ago
What if your dream job is to be a house husband/wife?

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
Becoming a youtuber and I don't have to be around stupid people who only like me for my looks? *Bodyslams button*

tychohuybers9 years ago
i am already ForeverAlone so it won't be an issue

HoangThao7 years ago
No downside, my dreaam job is becoming a monk

Derek Stan9 years ago
I don't want jobs!

djcool2329 years ago
Doctor who???

IamNotReal10 years ago
ALONE WITH MONEY.

Joanamoana5 years ago
Me introverts so dis gud

this_is_the_name_that_is_going_to_beat_the_one_that_said_that_we_are_not_going_t7 years ago
WILSON!!!

SinonMercer8 years ago
Fuck people.

Roughsammy259 years ago
Dream job is is to work with all my friends and family... and Ariana Grande. umm. well.. what happens?

Just a wheelbarrow10 years ago
Programmers in a nutshell

Spca11223311 months ago
YES, relationships cost money.

RowstersYT8 years ago
what about in the movies? lol
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