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You can keep your job even though you are about to be fired.
but
You have to accidentally kill a man.
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panic.at.the.fall.out.pilots9 years ago
OOPS. ACCIDENTALLY KILLED DONALD TRUMP.

BatshitCrazy3 years ago
I accidentally killed donald trump too!
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HumanPerson9 years ago
NOW! YOU MUST ACCIDENTALLY ROB A BANK! Yeah, it just does not make sense

Tricky8 years ago
You are too literal. Think metaphorically

Jaythewolf124 years ago
there are no accidents -master oogway

angeltiger429039 years ago
Its says you HAVE TO ACCIDENTALLY kill a man! How thr f*** am i supposed to do that by accident if they told me to!

DacoolDUD9 years ago
i already killed a man so whatever

heyy_8089 years ago
Bruhhhhhhhh
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Penis1237 years ago
Win-Win. I can kill a virtual man

Stellar__7 years ago
*runs over Donald Trump* oops

haddy359 years ago
*gunshot* oh no, silly me! it was an accident. i think

Ch0colateBar9 years ago
you HAVE to ACCIDENTALLY?WHAT??

greaterfiend4 years ago
Ive heard of it happening. Thats just one way. Drop something off a ladder at work, make a wrong fix in a piece od equipment, there are plenty of ways. Youd still go to jail.
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War 229 years ago
Loophole end Justin beiber a and double win

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Last time anyone checked beibers a lesbian.
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Steve483999 years ago
What if the man you killed was the person who was about to fire you

greaterfiend4 years ago
So THATS how you kept your job?:D

100rage9 years ago
wtf it would be horible t oknow that you would have kill a guy and you will probably gonna have no self estime

Crynxii9 years ago
You have to ACCIDENTLY kill a guy.

superdorky9 years ago
fucking retail man i want to be fired

SilverShadowCat7 years ago
You have to accidentally kill a man... Would it be an accident in I know I had to do it?

GD_Delta7 years ago
Kill ur boss on accident

baconbatman7 years ago
A C C I D E N T A L L Y

Josefhate7 years ago
I killed my boss

BobbyWasabiMk27 years ago
This is essentially police.

ShadowClonePlayzz8 years ago
Bye trump

quickstirke8 years ago
Well the Jokes on ya BITCH!! I don't have a Job!! I'm still in SCHOOL!!! Living with my MOM!!! BITCH!

demutrudu8 years ago
dont have a job

The-one8 years ago
Lol, I am sitting in a booth and selling ice cream. I don't mind getting fired from this low-salary job.

Ifredward8 years ago
"Accidentally" you say

LusciousLevitticus8 years ago
If you have to do it and you know you have to is it really an accident?

HulioTheChicken8 years ago
I will accidentally trip and stab someone I hate WHOOPSY DAISY

Knifes uW 9 years ago
Hie do you know what's coming but still do it accidently

Lymle9 years ago
*Stabs a guy* Oops, it was an accident <3 <3 <3

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
How can you accidently do something if you did it in purpose?

Popular YouTuber 9 years ago
OOps accidentally killed one of my haters in my YouTube channel

Amelia E. Joans 9 years ago
Oops there goes Justin Bieber.....>xD

Crazy Chicken9 years ago
I will kill a killer

heyy_8089 years ago
#Rekt I meant... Just pretend this didn't happened!
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Another Lesson In Hate9 years ago
I will not just because you are an idiot.

Pooperman2002 9 years ago
Knowing me it's a shit job anyway so I should find a new one

oldnotweak9 years ago
accidentally is the worst way to kill anything

Fries Mirage12 years ago
-have to -accidentally wat

Tricky8 years ago
"accidents"...

Tempestt Motionless Downing12 years ago
Pfffft, accidentally

quickstirke8 years ago
Yeah, there are PLENTY of people I would LOVE to murder as well

Torrey Lindsey12 years ago
shit, that was an accident

J0z9 years ago
JB😈

QNightwatcher4 years ago
I don't have a job

KARKAT_VANTAS9 years ago
AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE METEOR THAT DOESNT FUCKING TRY TO KILL ANYONE???

Blitztein_beta7 years ago
no. you kill someone not accidentally but intended not because of a grudge but because of him/her blocking your goal (read the right question sorry I'm lazy today). you know that you"re gonna kill somebody but you don't know who. basically murder except yo...[Show full comment]

greaterfiend4 years ago
Actually accidental murder is still a crime.

asprex119 years ago
Only kill one? Oh well

19mcctre8 years ago
Doesn't say you"re going to be arrested for it

thatotakugirl10 years ago
Hang on... Because you KNOW you have to accidentally kill a man, that doesn't make it an accident, since you are doing it on purpose. No matter what, there will be some kind of purpose behind it... that doesn't make it an accident anymore.

Boirer9 years ago
accedantly nothingbad would happen its an accident

kodiwulf8 years ago
What is this "accident" you speak of

hardhar9 years ago
kill this bitch i hate hell yes I'm pressing the fucking button

MindFlummery9 years ago
Second degree murder is punishable by law so no thanks. No butt rape for me.

poinger3 years ago
ok im gonna accidentally kill my boss

FTBacon9 years ago
Walkerjack off the sears tower lol
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