Will You Press The Button?

hoggle 4 months ago

No downside. My parents will understand, and i can facetime them daily over 7 years, alien tech will be able Lool. Id be the richest person of all time with infinite wisdom, id know everything and what, how, where to make money automatically and esp when i... [Show full comment]

ExplodingMustard last year

Alien:what brought you here? Me:Atomic chicken McWhopper Alien:bro tf-*Atomic chicken McWhopper explosion which destroys the whole alien planet* No chance of alien invasion

Hzz 10 years ago

14 years of free food, and you get to talk to aliens. Where is the downside?

the117doctor 9 years ago

Just tell them. Infinite wisdom includes you knowing the outcome of whatever the hell they wanna see.

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DJHonore 11 years ago

Can you have hookers in the spaceship with you?

NumberNumber4 9 years ago

My man

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samueldaking 11 years ago

I can go to space and maybe the aliens will follow me on Instagram @iamsamuelmoore

Gwen Rosenkrantz 13 years ago

One with infinite wisdom can make the spaceship much faster

yuronoakuma 7 years ago

True

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Rocket046 9 years ago

Space is pretty epic and dangerous, cool.

NHLic 10 years ago

I think they would just freeze me. Isn't that normal?

Destinyxx 11 years ago

The comment above was 46 years ago!!!

Frank C. Ellsworth 13 years ago

you really wouldn't need to because you would now how to create a device to telliport you there ad back

Hzz 10 years ago

Wisdom and, cunning dose not mean intelligence.

Steven Boyer 13 years ago

really nothing is bad about this, fucking space man, xD and you probably can take someone with you/ anything you want, and im sure the ship would be big as hell

Kikidi99 11 years ago

I don't get it

BoneyMcBonerton 9 years ago

so......wheres the downside?

TheAllmighty212 10 years ago

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Emma12 11 years ago

I get paid so..

Kinji Wiegand 13 years ago

Nextfix

chrisbaez 11 years ago

Win win

WildDog 4 years ago

What if you have to board the ship without any proper training?

PriscillaLacaillade 10 years ago

You could relax

HornDinosaur619 7 years ago

I'm chosen, but with infinite wisdom and cunning why not get out of going?

anoonymooss 10 years ago

DOES ANYONE EVEN GET THAT WISDOM IS NOT INTELLEGENCE?! THERES A DIFFERENCE, LIKE HOW INTELLEGENCE IS KNOWING A TOMATO IS A FRUIT, WISDOM IS KNOWING NOT TO PUT IT IN A SALAD

BlazingBlaziken 10 years ago

No need to be so rude.

theKillwolf29 11 years ago

awful interned nope OW WUD I PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2?!?!?!

Ceptonic4 11 years ago

So I'd be the doctor

PoIsOnEdYoUtHh 12 years ago

lightyears

-Delta- 9 years ago

You would need a rocket at like 65% of C to get to even the nearesy star in 7 years

ledzeppelin 11 years ago

who cares about extra terrestrials

anoonymooss 10 years ago

THATS LIKE EXTRA TERRESTRIALS SAYING "WHO CARES ABOUT HUMANS?" YOU FKING RACIST

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

that"s a disadvantage to talk like pinkie pie......nobody can keep up with it.

Radioactive_Foxy 6 years ago

I"d probably tell the aliens about life on earth and FNAF

Zacattac 10 years ago

first thing ill say is "oh why hero der" in a stereotypical asian accent

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago

STOP CURSING OH GOSH!

sanchopancho02 11 years ago

FATAL ERROR 404: DOWNSIDE IS EQUAL TO UPSIDE!

Dudealee 11 years ago

How do I find extra teresterials

Olav 9 years ago

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Molly Dennison 13 years ago

What's the downside here?

BrendanCross 9 years ago

I'll probably be dead by the time ETs are found, unless they come to us, in which case I don't need to leave this planet, although we will need to leave sooner or later anyway since we humans are so gifted at making our HOME into a wasteland

writersblock99 11 years ago

So I become a brilliant rhetoritican, able to bend the world to my will, AND I GET TO GO TO SPACE? No downsides here.

Misty_the_powerful 10 years ago

Downside?

liad220 11 years ago

i dont even

Yeetaleet 4 years ago

Oh, almost like Star Trek Voyager.

HotPocketHomicide 11 years ago

Hell yeah, ayy lmaos.

AFourTunePotato 6 years ago

Sounds like two upsides to me lel

edward.xv 10 years ago

If you have infinite wisdom you can just make a faster spaceship, and speaking with aliens is worth 7 years. Its worth death tbh like you would be remembered for the rest of human history.

HaydenMcGlenn 9 years ago

Aliens don't exist so I can just be really wise.

vix 11 years ago

OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE FRICKIN DREAM

PoIsOnEdYoUtHh 12 years ago

lightyears

wsh786 11 years ago

the extra terrestrials would have a boring 7 years too if I have infinite wisdom I would just be playing on something

kzkzkzkzk last year

family

Thor Curran 13 years ago

How is this one so close? This sounds amazing. Ultimate intellect, first alien contact, seven years of space, and seven years of fuck listening to people

andrewls671 10 years ago

Depends on the spaceship...

Ninja-Snail 5 years ago

A seven year adventure and the most powerful mind in human history? I’m in! Besides, if I’m so smart I could make some sort of drug that eliminates aging, so muse and everyone else could live a hundred times longer.

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