Will You Press The Button?

Hzz9 years ago

14 years of free food, and you get to talk to aliens. Where is the downside?

the117doctor8 years ago

Just tell them. Infinite wisdom includes you knowing the outcome of whatever the hell they wanna see.

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DJHonore9 years ago

Can you have hookers in the spaceship with you?

NumberNumber48 years ago

My man

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samueldaking9 years ago

I can go to space and maybe the aliens will follow me on Instagram @iamsamuelmoore

Gwen Rosenkrantz12 years ago

One with infinite wisdom can make the spaceship much faster

yuronoakuma6 years ago

True

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Rocket0468 years ago

Space is pretty epic and dangerous, cool.

NHLic8 years ago

I think they would just freeze me. Isn't that normal?

Frank C. Ellsworth12 years ago

you really wouldn't need to because you would now how to create a device to telliport you there ad back

Hzz9 years ago

Wisdom and, cunning dose not mean intelligence.

Steven Boyer12 years ago

really nothing is bad about this, fucking space man, xD and you probably can take someone with you/ anything you want, and im sure the ship would be big as hell

TeamKobus28 years ago

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Stryker9 years ago

Because you have infinite wisdom, you can use that to make the spaceship be like the Flash.

FoxyTheSilverFox12 days ago

I don't need the upside to press this button! Getting to travel to space with the Foxy Pirates is an adventure I would never turn down!!! Fuehfehfehfehfeh!!!

SAO_Dude9 years ago

i will know how to make the ship go faster

Vallies4 years ago

They never said i couldn't take someone with me

Veripher9 years ago

I could have a lot of fun with that speaking capability, and besides, if we can reach aliens, then we probably have amazing means of entertainment as well

BoneyMcBonerton7 years ago

so......wheres the downside?

Kikidi9910 years ago

I don't get it

Emma129 years ago

I get paid so..

Kinji Wiegand12 years ago

Nextfix

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WildDog3 years ago

What if you have to board the ship without any proper training?

PriscillaLacaillade8 years ago

You could relax

chrisbaez9 years ago

Win win

anoonymooss9 years ago

DOES ANYONE EVEN GET THAT WISDOM IS NOT INTELLEGENCE?! THERES A DIFFERENCE, LIKE HOW INTELLEGENCE IS KNOWING A TOMATO IS A FRUIT, WISDOM IS KNOWING NOT TO PUT IT IN A SALAD

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

No need to be so rude.

theKillwolf2910 years ago

awful interned nope OW WUD I PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2?!?!?!

HornDinosaur6196 years ago

I'm chosen, but with infinite wisdom and cunning why not get out of going?

PoIsOnEdYoUtHh10 years ago

lightyears

-Delta-7 years ago

You would need a rocket at like 65% of C to get to even the nearesy star in 7 years

Ceptonic49 years ago

So I'd be the doctor

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

that"s a disadvantage to talk like pinkie pie......nobody can keep up with it.

ledzeppelin9 years ago

who cares about extra terrestrials

anoonymooss9 years ago

THATS LIKE EXTRA TERRESTRIALS SAYING "WHO CARES ABOUT HUMANS?" YOU FKING RACIST

Kittycatmax069 years ago

STOP CURSING OH GOSH!

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

I"d probably tell the aliens about life on earth and FNAF

Zacattac9 years ago

first thing ill say is "oh why hero der" in a stereotypical asian accent

Olav7 years ago

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sanchopancho029 years ago

FATAL ERROR 404: DOWNSIDE IS EQUAL TO UPSIDE!

Dudealee10 years ago

How do I find extra teresterials

writersblock999 years ago

So I become a brilliant rhetoritican, able to bend the world to my will, AND I GET TO GO TO SPACE? No downsides here.

Molly Dennison12 years ago

What's the downside here?

BrendanCross8 years ago

I'll probably be dead by the time ETs are found, unless they come to us, in which case I don't need to leave this planet, although we will need to leave sooner or later anyway since we humans are so gifted at making our HOME into a wasteland

liad2209 years ago

i dont even

Yeetaleet3 years ago

Oh, almost like Star Trek Voyager.

Misty_the_powerful8 years ago

Downside?

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

Sounds like two upsides to me lel

edward.xv9 years ago

If you have infinite wisdom you can just make a faster spaceship, and speaking with aliens is worth 7 years. Its worth death tbh like you would be remembered for the rest of human history.

HotPocketHomicide9 years ago

Hell yeah, ayy lmaos.

vix9 years ago

OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE FRICKIN DREAM

PoIsOnEdYoUtHh10 years ago

lightyears

HaydenMcGlenn7 years ago

Aliens don't exist so I can just be really wise.

Thor Curran12 years ago

How is this one so close? This sounds amazing. Ultimate intellect, first alien contact, seven years of space, and seven years of fuck listening to people

andrewls6718 years ago

Depends on the spaceship...

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