Will You Press The Button?

ExplodingMustard19 days ago

Alien:what brought you here? Me:Atomic chicken McWhopper Alien:bro tf-*Atomic chicken McWhopper explosion which destroys the whole alien planet* No chance of alien invasion

Hzz9 years ago

14 years of free food, and you get to talk to aliens. Where is the downside?

the117doctor8 years ago

Just tell them. Infinite wisdom includes you knowing the outcome of whatever the hell they wanna see.

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DJHonore9 years ago

Can you have hookers in the spaceship with you?

NumberNumber48 years ago

My man

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samueldaking9 years ago

I can go to space and maybe the aliens will follow me on Instagram @iamsamuelmoore

Gwen Rosenkrantz12 years ago

One with infinite wisdom can make the spaceship much faster

yuronoakuma6 years ago

True

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Rocket0468 years ago

Space is pretty epic and dangerous, cool.

NHLic8 years ago

I think they would just freeze me. Isn't that normal?

Frank C. Ellsworth12 years ago

you really wouldn't need to because you would now how to create a device to telliport you there ad back

Hzz9 years ago

Wisdom and, cunning dose not mean intelligence.

Steven Boyer12 years ago

really nothing is bad about this, fucking space man, xD and you probably can take someone with you/ anything you want, and im sure the ship would be big as hell

TechnicalIssues3 years ago

ngl it could be waaaaaaaay more then 7 seven years

BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago

If I don't press this, I can sit here and have this WITHOUT the cons...

ThatTacoDude9 years ago

It didn't say I needed to

kittygamerz9 years ago

aliens might not be real?

Rofl4710 years ago

Well, it never says I'm not alone in said spaceship. I could also use my power to talk my way out of it.

Correct5 years ago

Wtf is mile a min talking?

Prussia10 years ago

why is that a problem?

frost24theminecraftfurry7 years ago

PAWSOME

Hanoot279 years ago

Lol, infinite wisdom.

Muhanoid8 years ago

Space trip! Space trip! We"re going on space trip!

huntr449 years ago

I like space

Basit Ali12 years ago

YES

Kittycatmax0610 years ago

Hellow

Capixal4 years ago

No downside

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago

Whats with people you know from the Internet?

PriscillaLacaillade8 years ago

Lol

LogicWizard31410 years ago

No internet in space. Even if there was, the ping would be godawful.

ZhanLong7 years ago

I would become a fountain of wisdom AND represent mankind on a galactic scale, while living 14 years in relative safety and luxury (unless cryosleep is a thing)? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

mile a minute talking means nobody understands you.

TheofficialDeathmark8 years ago

did you know if you flip the map of America sideways it looks like a duck?

NumberNumber48 years ago

Did you know that when you comment completely irrelevant infotmation, nobody is going to care.

Bon_Bon6669 years ago

what if you are the wisest?

thelolbro1239 years ago

Wtf does this even ,mean???

Belarus9 years ago

Aliens

CorruptedPea777last year

Just hide away until no one remembers you and go do whatever you want. I mean it doesn’t specify you have to go

Cody Mayo12 years ago

By the way, if this happens and aliens come later on and blow up the earth... sorry, but sometimes I need to shut my mouth, not open it.

LupusAlatus8 years ago

What if they"re giants, or tinies, or dragons?

malakadie5 years ago

cryogenic shock

Ulrea9 years ago

Depends whos in the space ship

SAO_Dude10 years ago

i will know how to make the ship go faster

Creeper_mode9 years ago

That's kinda cool going to speak with et lol.

itsbessey10 years ago

Makes no sense

Coolbutcruelnickdoop7 years ago

I'm young so jokes on you i will 17 then ha ha ha

RogerKing AmeriCorps12 years ago

The 2 things I have always wanted to do!!!!!!

TheAllmighty2128 years ago

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Mystical Pig9 years ago

downside? I'm infinitely smart, I can literally manipulate time.

the117doctor8 years ago

WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE!?

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bottons are red10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rafaelshuriken073 years ago

Ain

Kaylau970210 years ago

I mean if I can be put in stasis I'm all for it!

KDKDragon7 years ago

SPAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEE I LOVEEE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEE HELL YEAH!!!!

LawOfTheSeas9 years ago

Doesn't matter - got internet!

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Time Lords!

Stryker9 years ago

Because you have infinite wisdom, you can use that to make the spaceship be like the Flash.

FoxyTheSilverFoxlast month

I don't need the upside to press this button! Getting to travel to space with the Foxy Pirates is an adventure I would never turn down!!! Fuehfehfehfehfeh!!!

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