So have schizophrenia and THINK a white Morgan Freeman on a Manta ray with wings gives you stuff? Enter catchy one liner!
Loophole man9 years ago
That's what happens when you do drugs that aren't weed, kids
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bruh420cat10 years ago
So basically, you are giving me an exuse for stealing things, but the exude is the truth and only I know that
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Michael Collins12 years ago
I really don't care what people think
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JJrules8 years ago
Your a bitch
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patrikcath9 years ago
Yea why not. They have no proof of it
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k614863 years ago
IDC
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Ruby_Slippers10 years ago
Fairly odd parents
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KevoGamin9 years ago
idc if they think i stole it.
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ThePaulDude5 years ago
Let"s see them try to prove it.
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Jasmine Biersack12 years ago
Steal Andy Biersack idgaf bout yall :'3
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Dave-the-Penguin9 years ago
Oh look a Lamborghini! "You can have it for free!" Thanks! "Hey! You stole my Lamborghini!"
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BanHammerBrothers7 years ago
ROOOOOOOOOOOOBUX!!!!!!
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blackheart919 years ago
i get immunity to jail and i pay for them to belive me
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looptyloop10 years ago
easy bribe the world with money
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Mieko XD9 years ago
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dreames10 years ago
if you get it for free but they think you stole it then you might as well just steel things right.
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lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago
So, basically I steal everything and everyone knows I stole it.
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Alexeo19014 years ago
But they’re approval
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rebeldevil11 years ago
The court battles WOULD get tiresome after awhile..
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Press3239 years ago
So Ummmm I Have.... Uhhhh 10 SECONDS LATER... I MAGIC**POOF**.
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Min Yeon-ah9 years ago
They have no proof. Am I right or am I right?
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lilbuterfly610 years ago
So be Piper McLean and charmspeak them out of it
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Schmidot20047 years ago
That ain’t got no proof
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DigitalDaggers10 years ago
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L30iOS7 years ago
i can i get a job and buy a phone to record the proof i didn’t steal it.
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DoodleFungus9 years ago
No reason not to press. You can use it if you want.
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Love1018 years ago
Prefer to be rich and buy it
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xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago
Get a potion for infinite power. Use your power to convince everyone you stole nothing
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Titouan844203 years ago
you are like using your new jordands cuz you can (not like i)
and a cop makes a 360 noscope on you
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calum5sos10 years ago
idc what they think i get vip concert tickets for free
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
woohoo now i can give to charity without penalty
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DaddyDeVito5 years ago
Literally may as well just steal it then...
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Jessica Ray12 years ago
Is start getting things that would take a lot of intelligence to steal.
So all my closest friends and family think I'm some sort of criminal mastermind.
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Icode18 years ago
thinks not knows big dif
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Kmayhem4210 years ago
Does this include the cops......and the judge........... and the jury...........? Yeaahhhh, guess so.
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Pds3149 years ago
Isn't this just stealing?
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prolinette10 years ago
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KittensAreCute1058 years ago
This question does not have any stated amount of time that other people think you stole the stuff. The think it for a millisecond.
Kittenlover1018 years ago
I agree with you and your username. CAT LOVERS UNITE!
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