You will get everything for free
but
everyone thinks you stole it
I will not


TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
So I'm going to be accused that I stole a cat when I get a girlfriend? >:D (You know what I'm sayin')

Theffects2 years ago
Cat girls are all the trend
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mouse9 years ago
BUT THAT MEANS THE POLICE THINK I DID IT AND I'LL GO TO JAIL!!!!!!!!! 7/11/16

CatMan247 years ago
thats not how it works they havve to prove it
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Chris Stevenson12 years ago
No proof, no conviction

Tsurumilast month
Have you ever heard of a jury?
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NightShade179 years ago
If everyone thinks you stole it then how are you abe to get it for free in the first place?

Oofmangodly6 years ago
No one knows

PartyCrasher2037 years ago
No proof? No problem!

animelover228 years ago
IDC they have no proof

Christian The Best9 years ago
i will get arrested

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
with a free bail

Dedwerg7 years ago
Get the police zo they can’t arrest you.

AndyJohn8 years ago
That exists...its called theft haha

James Mitchell12 years ago
So I'm timmy turner

RNGvideoinator3 years ago
His Father: Where did you get all that stuff? Timmy: Uhh, internet! His father: And WHERE did you get the internet? Timmy: Uhhhhhhh...
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ColinBokiki8 years ago
not unless i hide it

lrb15010 years ago
So have schizophrenia and THINK a white Morgan Freeman on a Manta ray with wings gives you stuff? Enter catchy one liner!

Loophole man9 years ago
That's what happens when you do drugs that aren't weed, kids

bruh420cat10 years ago
So basically, you are giving me an exuse for stealing things, but the exude is the truth and only I know that

Michael Collins12 years ago
I really don't care what people think

KawaiiSparkyBubbles12310 years ago
My everyday life.

Aliki31139 years ago
The police would think it too.

Santana8 years ago
Dick pic

JelloGoat20029 years ago
I would not be able to deal with that...

jklol200010 years ago
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NubsMcHatred9 years ago
I will not because ill get in trouble with the law

Liegemaximo3 years ago
Theo cops don't like this

DogeDaDoge10 years ago
NO GODDAMN PROOFS

igor45988 years ago
Ill get free proof i didnt steal it.

AsuraShun6 years ago
It"s not a crime if you aren't caught

Axel Kipp12 years ago
50/50. Not very surprised

whatdidyousay10 years ago
How do you steal something that for you is suddenly free.....

101titan10110 years ago
If the authorities come knockin' I'm sure 2 islands, 5 houses, 20 slaves, a few states and $1 billion will change there minds, but as biff said Back To The Future 2, I OWN THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winchent7 years ago
SO I STOLE IT IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN

DragonFireHeart11 months ago
WELL. IF YOU KILL AND EAT EVERYONE THERE IS NO ONE TO THINK THAT YOU ARE STEALING. ALSO, IN THIS WORLD, EVERYONE IS STEALING. IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH, PEOPLE STEAL FROM YOU AND EAT YOU.

ELZEE99910 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DabQueen8 years ago
wtf google thats just fucked up to do this to us

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Oh yeah, because you can totally steal a dragon.

Joshmaster8088 years ago
You thought "Thought"

ORYX9 years ago
they think THINK!!!!

phrog4 years ago
they will need to prove it

Lìu Hý Hùng12 years ago
i'm a police

Joey eck10 years ago
So u comet theft

pressingforeverornever7 years ago
Everyone just "thinks". First of all, they can forget it. Second of all, there is no proof. Problem solved. Plus, you can make something like an Ignore-o-matic to make them just ignore it. #genius

DummDummGamingg9 years ago
if you purchase it for free there should be a receipt and proof you have obtained it for free

TheAlphaKitten9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

MemeDream9 years ago
stop spreading this shit

Kwail62510 years ago
What do i care that others think

Awesome Girl9 years ago
THEN WHY WOULD ANYONE PRESS THIS BUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Ilikethisgames3 years ago
The store owner can back me up ez

BronzeUnicorn10 years ago
They have no proof, so free stuff!

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago
Who gives a crap :)

TheCulverizer10 years ago
lol That already happens!

AFourTunePotato5 years ago
What is this "it" that you speak of?

Joshua Viden12 years ago
If I get everything, I get their trust, too. Easy.

PegaSuace9 years ago
Well... technically if you got it for free... you did steal it

Loopholez2357 years ago
Just GET proof that you didn't steal it
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