Will You Press The Button?

Maharid5 months ago

I want to invent a visrus that work automatically and wipe out all evil people of the world, once made i don't even have the need to buy it.

235x011 months ago

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WhyDoiExistAnymore4 years ago

i would invent something, but have a patent accepted already before i invent it. So the idiot who takes the credit will be sued.

eggybreadcool11 months ago

thats actually a big brain move

dankmemes1018 years ago

"PRUCHASE"

LissaDaPanda9 years ago

I would give all the money to my mom and have her get me things.

Vortex12128 years ago

Just print your name on the product. Simple loophole

Callum Macdonald12 years ago

I would invent a statue of me. Whoever is given credit instantly becomes a fan of mine.

Leaf_it7 years ago

NO

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Every invention is worth 50 cents.

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

After I invent a machine that creates items out thin air money will become irrelevant therefore who cares about the boost in price I can create money out of thin air!. Also I think I get to keep the original so screw it!

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

It says it nust be possible

SemiIsback7 years ago

I would invent an Evil-Destroying machine, a time machine, a shrink machine, and pocket computers

StormyAnne7 years ago

What is pruchase?

Meghan Rader12 years ago

Bacon printer, here I come!

John R. Lewis12 years ago

I lost interest after the 4th paragraph.

Scarose9 years ago

there aren't any paragraphs at all. It's 3 sentences total.. at least 4 makes a paragraph if it's decent enough and the standard is 5 sentences. You must have meant after the 4th line.

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DeathStarDestroyer9 years ago

Copyright protect it. Let's see if someone takes credit now! :D

Michael_8239 years ago

LOL Yeah

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

Anything you say? Sooo... I could invent a device that has people realize that I'm the one doing it and that will make them give me a... let"s say 1,000% discount. In everything ever, then I can get credit and save the world!

DotStar8 years ago

"If it is technically possible"

lolgirl299 years ago

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Littlebigbutton50( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;)9 years ago

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Netsukilast year

Of course not. It's already too expensive for technology that exist already. I will not pay double.

Arkbetae10 years ago

I'd invent 3 things. Vitrual Reality; A cure for all sicknesses; and a cure to the masses of homophobic, fandom hating, suicide encouraging shitholes on the internet.

Michael_8239 years ago

Yeah Invent Those Things :D

Nico37 years ago

Pruchase?

Daqa12259 years ago

But it will go for pruchase

Hypixbc8 years ago

At least i will he known

eldora149 years ago

I would make bean boozled... In chocolate balls (like milkduds, whoppers, ect.)

Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr.12 years ago

WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

Mr. Logic9 years ago

Just make a money printer. (â–€Ì¿Ä¹Ì¯â–€Ì¿ Ì¿)

Tyler39789 years ago

Money Printers are already a thing.

liyimei13 days ago

I can come up with the idea of a spaceship. It's okay to give the credit to scientists. After all, without the necessary capabilities, it's likely that such an idea wouldn't even occur to people.

jessica068 years ago

Make the world a better place

Nerdmaster9 years ago

I need to invent the gun from "Portal"

Creepersrule109 years ago

Available for pruchase? Oh nu bru

John Hooley12 years ago

invent a self contained, solar powered mobile space colony. Which i believe is technically possible but not financially feasible. But since it would be available for purchase immediately, It would have to be made. Even if you aren't the one who buys it, yo...[Show full comment]

RadomLifeChoiceDayz7 years ago

Money? Seems like a deal...

SBURBIAN9 years ago

Make a money printer and then a time machine and then SBURB

JohnTDK9 years ago

hey dude Money Printer already exist so it's not gonna work

TheHollowLord9 years ago

All of my ideas of inventions have no price so no downside

ILookExactlyLikeYou9 years ago

Pruchase XD

SabF2410 years ago

Make a machine that gives people to be allergic to dipshits except me. Killed half the populace, GG.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Is the TARDIS technically possible?

Leili7 years ago

B R U H I want the credit

will da boss9 years ago

if its a hobo then yes

Neonboy048 years ago

Who cares if i can't have it, what matters is that it"s there

UnknownGhostR549 years ago

Pruchase

Spongygames9 years ago

If I made it for free, no one earns anything but machines~! I win.

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Krouton9 years ago

Yeah but any reasonable invention would theoretically boost productivity and efficiency in the world. For example FTL travel, teleportation, self-replicating robots. Everyone's life is better therefore my standard of living is better so regardless of the r...[Show full comment]