Will You Press The Button?

authority 2 years ago

The next day you'll see a new dog restaurant.

Virovirokun 9 months ago

我草我咋没想到

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mpregtruther 2 years ago

infinite meat farm

MCFS6666 last year

I will employ a guard using the money I get

Gif_ last year

A dollar a day.

fanei 3 years ago

当我消灭这些狗时，这将没有任何缺点

Willvy 3 years ago

What are the bounds on this random amount. It could be either one or two cents, or anywhere from a dollar to ten billion. All I know is that if there were a thousand dogs running after me, I probably wouldn't survive ten minutes

Bigboy41 2 years ago

There is an infinite% chance you will get <10000000000000000000, since it's random and numbers are boundless. You could literally chill in a bunker for a day and pay someone to kill the dogs

GodsMorale 2 years ago

Just build two blocks under you and hit them. I´m mentally well thank you

Oldnotweak...again 2 years ago

ill feed them and keep them as buddies

123456789010 3 years ago

Bro I fucking love dogs!

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 3 years ago

can they be the cutest, sweetest puppies in the world?

meatloave last year

Absolutely yes

Oldnotweak...again 2 years ago

if dogs could open doors and WERENT mans best friend this would have a downside. if it said wolves and they know how doorknobs work, then it would mean something

meatloave 8 months ago

theyre all dachshund puppies. Be careful or theyll cute you to death

MaxDestiny 2 years ago

It says chase, not necessarily hurt/kill

PrincessKiara 2 months ago

Sorry, I can't take the risk

Synthetic 3 years ago

They didn't specify the maximum amount of money, and numbers can be astronomically large so just hire people to protect you and you can chill out somewhere

yasi_yinuo last year

没说无敌=有血条

diaochan 2 years ago

我可以等待有一定数额的钱之后，雇佣退役兵，买顶级配置，去防御那一千条狗

OBOMBER 2 years ago

Since it doesn't put a cap on how high you can get, statisticaly you'd get functionaly (but not quite) unlimited money every day

Scals 5 months ago

This already happens to me

China520 2 years ago

It was only said that it was a chase rather than a chase haha

bob_burger 3 years ago

can i kill them

MLKYWay 2 years ago

@ihaveAphobiaOfBlacks 2 words. Machine Gun

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Gif_ last year

Funnily enough, random makes it bad in case I get too much

Luigi121 2 years ago

you could get really unlucky and get 1 penny and be mauled by all the dogs or get really lucky and get a keyboard smashed ammount of money and buy a machine gun and GO HAM

Notlock 2 years ago

What is the dog gonna do, ram down my door?

ilovefeetpaws 3 months ago

i live in my house so like idc

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

... can the random number be negative?

China520 2 years ago

It's just that it's a chase, not a chase, to kill you

meatloave last year

They are all very very old Chihuahuas who can't run well and would much rather lay in the sun till their end comes. More that 80% of them pass peacefully every day and the fee who do catch up to me would rather be scratched behind their ears and lay next t... [Show full comment]

gunmu last year

maybe your mom is an animal too

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

are we talking an initial group of 1000 dogs that can be defeated? Or is it a group that constantly has 1000 dogs? Like if i eliminate one of the dogs does another take its place? There is a huge difference

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Aquagirl 2 years ago

Yeah I defentitly got tricked :c

Bob12357 3 years ago

FFS FINALY A RECENTLY UPLOADED DILEMMA

PizzaSmiter 2 months ago

the random part implies there's no limit to how much money I get, and numbers can go on for forever. So 99%~ of the time I'll be breaking the economy.