Will You Press The Button?

You receive $1 for every single hair on your body once a year for the rest of your life.

but

Every year before you receive the money, every hair on your body is tied to a string and then all of them are ripped from your skin all at once. You are not allowed to take anything for the pain.

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The Enlightened10 years ago

IF THEY'RE RIPPED OFF AT ONE MY SKIN GOES WITH THEM AND I DIE. THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS IS STUPID.

j0code3 years ago

just shave all of your hair except in a specific location where it doesn't hurt as much there still enough hairs to get a few thousand

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A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

All the hair on my body? even on my... HELL NO NOT PRESSING

SpeculatingSeal8 years ago

A wave of realisation just smashed into my face

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supermarvel039 years ago

Ummm some of these comments say they were posted 47 years ago.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

It"s a glitch

Addsey10 years ago

that would probberbly rip your'e dam head off

elynn3 years ago

First of all that"s the wrong your second of all you spelled you"re wrong

Joshua Bright12 years ago

But.. Then you wouldn't get money

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago

ImmortalCAT2005 but the hair sacks would probably come with, so it"s a 1 time thing

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NewGenerationX9 years ago

Hahaha 40% of people wont get any money, but would be bold and hairless

SamanthaMattis7 years ago

Now it’s 36%

peep10 years ago

Ow that hurt

supermarvel039 years ago

Hahaha ðŸ˜Š

JacquaiGags8 years ago

That means u don't get money xD nope

blade1179 years ago

ummm that means NO MONEY! !!!!!!!!

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Talk about a hair brained get rich quick scheme.

Victyrus9 years ago

Hell no.

KazouTheBlue9 years ago

Well, this is the biggest bullshit ever. The only thing that you'd get is your hair ripped out...

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

No. Your skin will too

XaroYvadner9 years ago

The pain aint worth the gain

captain mcderp10 years ago

ok I wax myself all the time

ITellTheTruth10 years ago

then there wouldnt be enough hair for you to get enough money

chantheboss10 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°) damn

Oscaror Swider12 years ago

Umm, wouldn't you get no money?

SqizilixYT8 years ago

Doing that is not safe and you will most likely die. Also, you wouldn't get any money.

MrPedroia9 years ago

What if your bald? And a girl with no facial hair?

Zacattac10 years ago

HOW ABOUT NO!

phangirlscryinginspace8 years ago

YOU WOULDNT GET THE MONEY ITS JUST SELF HARM... I LIKE IT

SirGiggity10 years ago

Just shave yourself smooth just before you receive the money. Problem solved.

mazmaz9 years ago

most hardcore version of selfharm XD

Erisonline11 years ago

Please. Ever used an epilator? Pfft.

Waffle1m7 years ago

Okay there isn't THAT much hair on your body you would receive about the same amount if not more from a good job

KILLEMKING9 years ago

You would be balled

davidgregory20018 years ago

Wow. I have a lot of hair so no thanks

Sunny Side-up Dick10 years ago

My pubic hair will ripped on my p*nis? That's disgusting as fvck! It will look like a cactus!

Codi9 years ago

Then you wouldn't get anything

jiminshoes10 years ago

Nothing hurts more than YOUR HAIRS BEING FUCKING PULLED. What a piece of shit, no.

WouldIPressTheButton3 months ago

This could most likely kill you

Saabi Atassi12 years ago

no way. i dont even care how much money that is.

GalceonGod118 years ago

Life=badass hair HELL NAH

kingbobert249 years ago

i guess im a billionair then

Dylann8 years ago

Then no money, contradictory bro

Dr&eacute;_01010 years ago

I did not

Mranimegamer10110 years ago

best to get it over with

Jo Harvell9 years ago

Just shave your head, arms, legs, 'there' and yeah, lots less pain

FreShaVacaDo10007 years ago

Teh pain...

nerdhere32011 years ago

I'd go days without payment and sorely. Nope.

Sugarmama1239 years ago

Fuck it

Bazazz8 years ago

My penis

ArttuIkonen8 years ago

I would get used to it

Snowman7329 years ago

Now this children is called being scalped:)

oldnotweak10 years ago

i would shave myself just before they did that. and then put the har back on me with elmar glue

Katie Mitchell12 years ago

wouldn't it just feel like using tweezers or something cause that's not that bad

MoreTEM7 years ago

But.. Then You Wouldn't Get The Money

orangutan10019 years ago

So you either go though pain and get no money and be bald or you get no money and you are not violated by whomever is tying up your pubes

iHateDonaldTrumpXD8 years ago

No...

deenuts9 years ago

You wouldn't get any money and you would die

Wiiwum9 years ago

So... it does nothing.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Hi Napstablook

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