29604 (31%) 66643 (69%)
29604 (31%) people have pressed this button, while 66643 (69%) did not.
You become Batman.
but
You will never see your friends and family ever again.
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Spaghetti_thing 9 months ago
Who tf is batman

Maharid 3 years ago
What Nightwing of the Titans Series say about Batman.

DennisGR 10 years ago
I AM FUCKING BATMAN I DONT NEED ANYONE

AisCool 9 years ago
Omg your profile pic and comment go so well together! 🤣

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago
Ha ha, jokes on you, I don’t have friends! ... hello darkness my old fri- oh, yeah T_T

Sitor 11 years ago
batman the hero or batman the city? :/

Migdin1 9 years ago
But that doesnt make sense, why would anyone want to be one of the greatest heroes ever, when you could be a city!
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Alex Gorcea 13 years ago
Fuck'em.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago
Pervert
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ItaPita11 9 years ago
A. Batman"s family are dead B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch. (if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)

DedicatedOtaku 9 years ago
Isn't that basically who batman is? He has no parents and I'm 99.9% sure he has no friends.

chris1314151 9 years ago
I will friend with superheros:))

JediKnight 9 years ago
Always be yourself............Unless you can be Batman then be Batman

autocar66 10 years ago
Ok i cant see them as badkamer ill Just change back...

JustAGuy971 10 years ago
I"M BATMAN!!!!

Capflame 10 years ago
You know why I said yes? BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!!!!

masterchief1177014 10 years ago
i work alone

TheUnkn0wnN00b 10 years ago
Robot family!

Alexander Rinard 13 years ago
Batman has no family. And fuck your friends. You're Batman.

sayomina00 10 years ago
Damian Wayne. Son of Batman.
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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago
I really couldn't do this.there is someone very important to me that I couldn't live without. I don't care for my foster family

just press it (or don't) 11 years ago
i don't even like batman, so what, and family and friends are life, how will you get married

Migdin1 9 years ago
Not everyone wants to get married.

Kaitlyn Burke 13 years ago
So in other words, I become Batman?

Lory Alice Bay 13 years ago
30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...

XFalzar 10 years ago
I hate these time traveLers reaLly mUch and they should reuploud their coMments and tell I'm sorry for time traveliNg but needed to do thAT I'm really sorry Also did you spot word illuminati

FROGU 7 years ago
I am Batman anyway

Malevolent The Dragon 11 years ago
Wow, approximately 35% percent of the voters are selfish, anti-humanist assholes. Think about it.

TheMultifandomBoy 9 years ago
Fuck my friends, I'll get new ones! Why? Cause I'm BATMAN M8

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago
So basically, I become Batman?

B_CELLOCHIC 9 years ago
Be8ng Batman sounds like a lot of work, I say no

#thug life 11 years ago
Im batman Fuck them! jk I love my friends and family fuck batman he dc soo no

Misssuray 10 years ago
Wow ! 62% didn't press the button ? Guys ! You"d be Batman !

Mirkel Leliveld 13 years ago
good riddance.

Baconboat 10 years ago
Doesn't batman have many emotional attachments.

Migdin1 10 years ago
Its okay, being batman means im a rich billionare with a butler,

Fuchsila 9 years ago
Eh, i don't want to be famous AND Change my gender + lose my Family -.-

yoloswager 11 years ago
NANANANANANAJANANNANANAAN BATMAN

chez 6 years ago
im homeless *cough cough* not *cough cough*

The1aj47 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

LuckLogicSee 11 years ago
FUCKING STOP THIS NONSENSE SPAMS!!!!!
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SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
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15brawnk 9 years ago
Slowly takes to arkem asylum whith joker andharley
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Doughnurt 11 years ago
WHERE ARE THEY!!!!, WHERE ARE THEY!!!!!!

JackSparrowPresident!!! 10 years ago
My new girlfried would be Vicki!!

DottySpot 9 years ago
No, just no!

Katie Riedy 13 years ago
Who cares, I'm Batman ;-)

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago
Batman? You mean the absolute WORST super hero?

BanHammerBrothers 8 years ago
that is batmans story

A correct man 11 years ago
Its more real =D

I LOOK AT U 10 years ago
just like batman

Commando_Triceratops 9 years ago
Isn't that implied?

Honeypineapple3 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

That one guy that you hate next door 11 years ago
I hate the spam sloppily much

annapuszczyska 10 years ago
I AM BATMAN

MetaGiga 11 years ago
Not too keen on the idea of having to always fight freaks of nature and not have my best friends to talk about it ._.

Justsomerandomnobody 4 years ago
I CARE NOT FOR BATMAN

Tittyface 11 years ago
Can i have a side kick then i would press the button
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