A. Batman"s family are dead
B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch.
(if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)
30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...
Loading replies...
chipyMC9 years ago
nabanananananananananananananananananananananananananannnanananananannananannanananNNnananannananannananananannananannsnananannannannanannannsna BATMAN YEAAAH
Loading replies...
Hoomanumber695 years ago
So a gay rich middle age
Loading replies...
Ryuu9 years ago
Thats.....technically batman
Loading replies...
ellaella8 years ago
But Batman doesn't have any family
Loading replies...
HeyNow10 years ago
i really hate batman
Loading replies...
Bonrbreth7 years ago
That means that all the villains in batman also exist soooooo. Im good.
Loading replies...
Piratewaffle4310 years ago
Only if I get his money.
Loading replies...
Nicholasjohnofferle8 years ago
He doesn't technically have a superpower, just cool gadgets. Now superman is different
Loading replies...
Nicolas Borjas Cruz12 years ago
Who needs family when you are the night?
Loading replies...
defrostu9 years ago
Friends and fans forget batman here
Loading replies...
ASmolPansexual8 years ago
Man y"all are assholes if you"re like "Who cares about family" or "fuck them" and even just plain ignorant like "WOAH I"M BATMAN" like how do you actually become that douchebag to say that? See this is why I hate being part of the 21st century generation. Assholes.
Loading replies...
KianaTheSalad9 years ago
I am not going to have gender change any time soon
Loading replies...
OscarNechvoglod8 years ago
why risk my life every day AND lose friends and family
Loading replies...
joshua200510 years ago
I have an answer to the "never seeing your friends and family again" part. It's called GETTING A LIFE
Loading replies...
yesmann4 years ago
Who needs friends?
Loading replies...
T.F.G9 years ago
Do I get to see CatWoman
Loading replies...
GangsternauwL8 years ago
Thats "BAT" news
Loading replies...
lololololololol10 years ago
EliseBravernDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's...[Show full comment]
That one guy that you hate next door9 years ago
Guess what, more spammmm
Loading replies...
Loading replies...
Lolidol god9 years ago
Got this twice
Loading replies...
Migdin18 years ago
Atleast it is better than having them murdered....
Loading replies...
Cuddlebutt11 years ago
Didn't matter what the alternative was, the second I saw Batman, I knew my destiny. I am Batman.
Loading replies...
sonicj019 years ago
just talk to them and dont look at them
Loading replies...
Letsmine7 years ago
BECAUSE I"M not batman
Loading replies...
CharlieBPlays 10 years ago
Because a lot of them are dead?
Loading replies...
Watermelonman8 years ago
So, i never see batman"s friens and family? Im fine with that.
Loading replies...
Matthew Vosten12 years ago
you had me at batman
Loading replies...
Urocjon8 years ago
Nope. Batman is boring...
Loading replies...
Aurora magi10 years ago
just make new friends. seriously im sure superman has space hulu in his fortress. ill go over to watch space cartoons.
Loading replies...
113575339 years ago
Who likes batman?
Migdin18 years ago
Most people, he could kill superman if ge wanted to.
179 Comments
Login or register to comment
© WillYouPressTheButton.com • since 2013
Stats • Contact Us • EULA • Privacy policy