A. Batman"s family are dead
B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch.
(if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)
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DedicatedOtaku9 years ago
Isn't that basically who batman is? He has no parents and I'm 99.9% sure he has no friends.
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chris13141519 years ago
I will friend with superheros:))
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JediKnight9 years ago
Always be yourself............Unless you can be Batman then be Batman
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autocar6610 years ago
Ok i cant see them as badkamer ill Just change back...
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JustAGuy97110 years ago
I"M BATMAN!!!!
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Capflame10 years ago
You know why I said yes?
BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!!!!
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masterchief117701410 years ago
i work alone
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TheUnkn0wnN00b10 years ago
Robot family!
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Alexander Rinard13 years ago
Batman has no family. And fuck your friends. You're Batman.
I really couldn't do this.there is someone very important to me that I couldn't live without. I don't care for my foster family
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just press it (or don't)11 years ago
i don't even like batman, so what, and family and friends are life, how will you get married
Migdin19 years ago
Not everyone wants to get married.
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Kaitlyn Burke13 years ago
So in other words, I become Batman?
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Lory Alice Bay13 years ago
30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...
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XFalzar10 years ago
I hate these time traveLers reaLly mUch and they should reuploud their coMments and tell I'm sorry for time traveliNg but needed to do thAT I'm really sorry Also did you spot word illuminati
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FROGU7 years ago
I am Batman anyway
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Malevolent The Dragon11 years ago
Wow, approximately 35% percent of the voters are selfish, anti-humanist assholes. Think about it.
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TheMultifandomBoy9 years ago
Fuck my friends, I'll get new ones! Why? Cause I'm BATMAN M8
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Tom Bombadil11 years ago
So basically, I become Batman?
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B_CELLOCHIC9 years ago
Be8ng Batman sounds like a lot of work, I say no
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#thug life11 years ago
Im batman Fuck them! jk I love my friends and family fuck batman he dc soo no
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Misssuray10 years ago
Wow ! 62% didn't press the button ?
Guys ! You"d be Batman !
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Mirkel Leliveld13 years ago
good riddance.
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Baconboat10 years ago
Doesn't batman have many emotional attachments.
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Migdin110 years ago
Its okay, being batman means im a rich billionare with a butler,
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Fuchsila9 years ago
Eh, i don't want to be famous AND Change my gender + lose my Family -.-
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yoloswager11 years ago
NANANANANANAJANANNANANAAN BATMAN
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chez6 years ago
im homeless *cough cough* not *cough cough*
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The1aj4711 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
That one guy that you hate next door11 years ago
I hate the spam sloppily much
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annapuszczyska10 years ago
I AM BATMAN
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MetaGiga11 years ago
Not too keen on the idea of having to always fight freaks of nature and not have my best friends to talk about it ._.
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Justsomerandomnobody4 years ago
I CARE NOT FOR BATMAN
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Tittyface11 years ago
Can i have a side kick then i would press the button
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