Will You Press The Button?

Verysmartpersom5 months ago

teleport to are 51 in america. get "weapon". defeat any bad animals that teleport with you

xXSkyKingXx9 years ago

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Shadow--last year

Dicks out for Harambe

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Platinum9 years ago

Go to the Pokemon world, be praised as the creator of a new species.

M4thDJ8 years ago

Pretty sure it means in this world. Not to different fictional universes..

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im_a_runner8 years ago

Only use in an emergency, how bow dah?

Haki7hikari8 years ago

Yup, same thing, I'm seriously scared it"s going to be a lion or something. Also I don't like it that you can teleport only once a day, so you can't go somewhere at noon and be back home by dinner. But it doesn't say you are obliged to use the power, so ...[Show full comment]

ActualDemon9 years ago

ERROR 504: no downside detected

Jared Smith12 years ago

This should be the basis for a movie hah

SomeFuckingCuntOnTheInternet8 years ago

That movie would be shite.

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heroesofolympus17388 years ago

I CAN BRING HARAMBE BAAAAACK

temporaryusernam8 years ago

*insert outdated harambe reference*

The only way 7 years ago

That"s one way to play Russian roulette...

ChristianMT8 years ago

And what if I want one for a pet free pets or you could sell them.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

YEEEESSS!!!! PRISON / ZOO BREAK!!!

UrsaMajor8 years ago

That sounds epic

Who am I9 years ago

Aren't all zoo animals tamed?

Trailman057 years ago

YOUR PROFILE PIC THOUGH

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

Bring explosives and serious armour in case it turns out to be a large predator.

SeanQuinn9 years ago

Tele porter to school.LOL rekt it can kill ur teacher

Rhys Wilkinson12 years ago

I don't thing anyone would NOT want a giraffe teleporting along with you on your adventures!

Zachary Olson12 years ago

Things could get exciting..

Idiotismewaaimaidiot7 years ago

IT WONT MATTER IF YOU DON'T WORK AT A ZOO BECAUS ITS FROM A ZOO SO YE

baloondogy10 years ago

*Teleports home from school* YAY!! O FUDGE A RHINO AHUFOASFHUQWOGH

phoebethelegend8 years ago

I see no downside to this it would probably just run away

William LaPage12 years ago

I don't see the problem. Free exotic pet *prays for a baby giraffe*

Joe's_Mama9 years ago

so a free zoo...

TwoSided139 years ago

???

MemmyLuvsCats9 years ago

Downside?

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

Ok. Whatever

Derpwhalez 10 years ago

Why not? Now I have a random animal sidekick!

EveryNameIsTaken83725 years ago

What happens if there aren’t any animals in zoo’s?

PseudoLukian9 years ago

Jumanji and also the trick is the actual place of teleportation. Don't teleport in your apartment with an elephant.

PowerPikachu8 years ago

I would take this if I could teleport back.

iamondace11 years ago

*Teleports to school in the morning* Oh hey look, an elephant.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

If an ostrich appeared you could ride it back ho!e.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

I meant to say home.

David Wang12 years ago

ill just remember to bring a shotgun

Linker9 years ago

Uhhh... so I can take the ability and never use it... no penalty :P

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

And penguin

TheSpaceDwarf10 years ago

i can sell the zoo animals

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

Wouldn't you want to use your daily teleport to get AWAY from a dangerous threat?

BlueToedFrog7 years ago

Animal control on speed dial...... Operator:Hello what is the problem? Me: Well I teleported again and ther- Operator: Oh Jesus Christ.

fireboltqueen10 years ago

Downside?

ibattlecupcakes8 years ago

How is that a punishment? It could be a little cute otter or something!

dono_kcbr10 years ago

Just carry a tazer with you.

Indexfinger9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

Flamerboy9 years ago

I'll take it

Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

Then I'll just make llama llama llama llama

CartHan6 years ago

*teleports to party with unwanted lion*

SquiggleS9 years ago

That would be the best. it would literally make your life an awesome adventure

Fangurliboy9 years ago

Ooh! A lion!

Wonder187 years ago

This would be so funny.

xXminiboyXx10 years ago

fucking pandas if im lucky

Zeldafan20038 years ago

HARAMBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...[Show full comment]

2017fam8 years ago

that woulld actuall be fun

candyman10 years ago

now if you said one round trip per day maybe

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