You can teleport anywhere, once per day
but
One random zoo animal appears with you every time you do
I will not


Verysmartpersom6 months ago
teleport to are 51 in america. get "weapon". defeat any bad animals that teleport with you

xXSkyKingXx9 years ago
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Shadow--last year
Dicks out for Harambe
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Platinum9 years ago
Go to the Pokemon world, be praised as the creator of a new species.

M4thDJ8 years ago
Pretty sure it means in this world. Not to different fictional universes..
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im_a_runner8 years ago
Only use in an emergency, how bow dah?

Haki7hikari8 years ago
Yup, same thing, I'm seriously scared it"s going to be a lion or something. Also I don't like it that you can teleport only once a day, so you can't go somewhere at noon and be back home by dinner. But it doesn't say you are obliged to use the power, so ...[Show full comment]

ActualDemon9 years ago
ERROR 504: no downside detected

Jared Smith12 years ago
This should be the basis for a movie hah

SomeFuckingCuntOnTheInternet8 years ago
That movie would be shite.
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heroesofolympus17388 years ago
I CAN BRING HARAMBE BAAAAACK

temporaryusernam9 years ago
*insert outdated harambe reference*

The only way 7 years ago
That"s one way to play Russian roulette...

ChristianMT8 years ago
And what if I want one for a pet free pets or you could sell them.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago
YEEEESSS!!!! PRISON / ZOO BREAK!!!

UrsaMajor8 years ago
That sounds epic

Who am I9 years ago
Aren't all zoo animals tamed?

Trailman057 years ago
YOUR PROFILE PIC THOUGH

Peter Sibbald12 years ago
Bring explosives and serious armour in case it turns out to be a large predator.

SeanQuinn9 years ago
Tele porter to school.LOL rekt it can kill ur teacher

Rhys Wilkinson12 years ago
I don't thing anyone would NOT want a giraffe teleporting along with you on your adventures!

Zachary Olson12 years ago
Things could get exciting..

Freddyfaz1237 years ago
No what if it is a hungry lion

GoldenFreddy10 years ago
What if it's a bear?

Kute_kitty8 years ago
So I can teleport to school and I will have a fuking tiger by me AWSOME.

Krystelle Amber Matos12 years ago
WIN-WIN

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
*teleports* please be a monkey

Blue Harold12 years ago
if you time it just right you can go everywhere

LadyLexLuther9 years ago
Release the hounds

saturnsfloof7 years ago
Are they deadly? If not, SURE HAHA

BlueisBae12310 years ago
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Boeing 7479 years ago
and what can it do with a jumbo jet

catsimakittycAT8 years ago
easy u might get a whale or shark (maby not whale) and get eaten!

canjan10 years ago
Ohh shit a tiger!

DaveStrife9 years ago
Lal poor teachers

Just99110 years ago
Sooo... I get a new pet, every zooanimal is taimed

dankmemes1018 years ago
no downside

Maggie11 years ago
Zoo animals are usually somewhat tame, so whatever.

RpAlPaIyDeXrX679 years ago
Oh wow, same life, same family, same friends, AND my lifespan has been halved!

MD1245 years ago
Just bring weapons and armor and of course your basic needs and BOOM your good to go. Also, most of the animals probably won’t hurt you unless you mess with them so.

WBGrock8 years ago
Bob ventura... aces brother

Chiara Searle12 years ago
There's always a chance I could end up with a hungry lion or something, but it doesn't say you HAVE to use it, so I'd just keep it in case I ever needed to teleport out of a life-threatening situation.

rylan frazier9 years ago
I would telaport to back in time and tame a sabertooth tiger and then stay there for a, day and then telaport me and my, sabertooth tigerto my enemy's house and the I don't care what zoo animal comes, with me because my sabertooth tiger will kill !y enemy ...[Show full comment]

SERB10 years ago
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springtrap overkill XD9 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha monkeys

Kingking777 years ago
Carry an uzi when you teleport just in case a lion or polar bear shows up

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Krusek9 years ago
carry tranks for lions, tiger, & bears

Gemma O'Driscoll12 years ago
As long as it doesn't eat/poop/pee on me (or anything else that would be an inconvenience), hell yeah!

Uptune8 years ago
THIS IS AMAZING. THE DOWNSIDE IS COMEDIC. THE UPSIDE IS GREAT.

rising_demon10 years ago
yay free animal

Inconspicuous_Lobster9 months ago
This is just hilarious. Yes

Mrfroggit9 years ago
get the children from skyrim and fallout and wear them

ArigatoB*tch9 years ago
Spawns in with a lion, gets killed.

123DeRPDErP1237 years ago
Jumanji

gamingcrisis10 years ago
OH GAWD AN ELEPHANT!
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