A. Batman"s family are dead
B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch.
(if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)
30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...
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TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago
Fuck my friends, I'll get new ones! Why? Cause I'm BATMAN M8
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Tom Bombadil10 years ago
So basically, I become Batman?
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XFalzar9 years ago
I hate these time traveLers reaLly mUch and they should reuploud their coMments and tell I'm sorry for time traveliNg but needed to do thAT I'm really sorry Also did you spot word illuminati
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FROGU6 years ago
I am Batman anyway
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Malevolent The Dragon9 years ago
Wow, approximately 35% percent of the voters are selfish, anti-humanist assholes. Think about it.
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Baconboat9 years ago
Doesn't batman have many emotional attachments.
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B_CELLOCHIC7 years ago
Be8ng Batman sounds like a lot of work, I say no
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#thug life10 years ago
Im batman Fuck them! jk I love my friends and family fuck batman he dc soo no
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Misssuray8 years ago
Wow ! 62% didn't press the button ?
Guys ! You"d be Batman !
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Mirkel Leliveld12 years ago
good riddance.
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Fuchsila8 years ago
Eh, i don't want to be famous AND Change my gender + lose my Family -.-
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yoloswager10 years ago
NANANANANANAJANANNANANAAN BATMAN
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Migdin18 years ago
Its okay, being batman means im a rich billionare with a butler,
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JackSparrowPresident!!!9 years ago
My new girlfried would be Vicki!!
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chez5 years ago
im homeless *cough cough* not *cough cough*
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The1aj479 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
That one guy that you hate next door9 years ago
I hate the spam sloppily much
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annapuszczyska8 years ago
I AM BATMAN
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I LOOK AT U9 years ago
just like batman
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Commando_Triceratops7 years ago
Isn't that implied?
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Justsomerandomnobody3 years ago
I CARE NOT FOR BATMAN
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Tittyface9 years ago
Can i have a side kick then i would press the button
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MetaGiga10 years ago
Not too keen on the idea of having to always fight freaks of nature and not have my best friends to talk about it ._.
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