Will You Press The Button?

Spaghetti_thing 11 months ago

Who tf is batman

Maharid 3 years ago

What Nightwing of the Titans Series say about Batman.

DennisGR 11 years ago

I AM FUCKING BATMAN I DONT NEED ANYONE

AisCool 9 years ago

Omg your profile pic and comment go so well together! 🤣

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago

Ha ha, jokes on you, I don’t have friends! ... hello darkness my old fri- oh, yeah T_T

Sitor 11 years ago

batman the hero or batman the city? :/

Migdin1 9 years ago

But that doesnt make sense, why would anyone want to be one of the greatest heroes ever, when you could be a city!

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Alex Gorcea 13 years ago

Fuck'em.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

Pervert

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ItaPita11 9 years ago

A. Batman"s family are dead B. Batman has no friends, for he is Batman. Batman only has people he does not punch in the face with his money powers. Batman does not love. He punch, or he is not punch. (if you can't find the humour in this comment I hope Batman punches you in the balls)

DedicatedOtaku 9 years ago

Isn't that basically who batman is? He has no parents and I'm 99.9% sure he has no friends.

chris1314151 9 years ago

I will friend with superheros:))

JediKnight 10 years ago

Always be yourself............Unless you can be Batman then be Batman

autocar66 10 years ago

Ok i cant see them as badkamer ill Just change back...

JustAGuy971 10 years ago

I"M BATMAN!!!!

Capflame 10 years ago

You know why I said yes? BECAUSE I"M BATMAN!!!!

Alexander Rinard 13 years ago

Batman has no family. And fuck your friends. You're Batman.

sayomina00 10 years ago

Damian Wayne. Son of Batman.

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masterchief1177014 10 years ago

i work alone

TheUnkn0wnN00b 10 years ago

Robot family!

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

I really couldn't do this.there is someone very important to me that I couldn't live without. I don't care for my foster family

just press it (or don't) 11 years ago

i don't even like batman, so what, and family and friends are life, how will you get married

Migdin1 9 years ago

Not everyone wants to get married.

Kaitlyn Burke 13 years ago

So in other words, I become Batman?

Lory Alice Bay 13 years ago

30% of people press the button and 100% of them are assholes...

Aranagranda90 11 years ago

I like people and im a girl so batgirl?

SmiteG4m3r 10 years ago

Penis

Ammar2005yasser 6 years ago

I don't have friends already : l

DaPenguin 11 years ago

GG I am not turning into batman he is a very bad superhero.

Emocookiecat 9 years ago

I am batman

HermioneJeanGrangerandJamesBuchananBarnes 9 years ago

COME ON PEOPLE YOU COULD BECOME BATMAN

renos1 11 years ago

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That one guy that you hate next door 11 years ago

I hate the spam

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death rider 10 years ago

who needs them I'm Batman

Khang4 11 years ago

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That one guy that you hate next door 11 years ago

How the duck is there more spam

Dickhead123 10 years ago

Batmans parents are dead

sanchopancho02 11 years ago

Im batman

ChizimAbagi 9 years ago

Never seeing your family and friends is still being Batman so they are asking would you want to be batman OR NAH

luanso6 5 years ago

hello

LuckLogicSee 11 years ago

I WANTED TO BECAME CATMAN.... OH WAIT

dankmemes101 9 years ago

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Mario Mario 11 years ago

Batman didn't have friends anyway and I love my family so nah

FROGU 8 years ago

I am Batman anyway

Malevolent The Dragon 11 years ago

Wow, approximately 35% percent of the voters are selfish, anti-humanist assholes. Think about it.

TheMultifandomBoy 9 years ago

Fuck my friends, I'll get new ones! Why? Cause I'm BATMAN M8

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

So basically, I become Batman?

XFalzar 10 years ago

I hate these time traveLers reaLly mUch and they should reuploud their coMments and tell I'm sorry for time traveliNg but needed to do thAT I'm really sorry Also did you spot word illuminati

Misssuray 10 years ago

Wow ! 62% didn't press the button ? Guys ! You"d be Batman !

Mirkel Leliveld 13 years ago

good riddance.

Baconboat 10 years ago

Doesn't batman have many emotional attachments.

B_CELLOCHIC 9 years ago

Be8ng Batman sounds like a lot of work, I say no

#thug life 11 years ago

Im batman Fuck them! jk I love my friends and family fuck batman he dc soo no

Fuchsila 9 years ago

Eh, i don't want to be famous AND Change my gender + lose my Family -.-

yoloswager 11 years ago

NANANANANANAJANANNANANAAN BATMAN

Migdin1 10 years ago

Its okay, being batman means im a rich billionare with a butler,

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15brawnk 9 years ago

Slowly takes to arkem asylum whith joker andharley

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