DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Well I already do that so the only thing that would change is that someone would finally love me
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Thanatos Arisato13 years ago
Lots of easy ways to fix this. Become a porn star, video game tester, basically any job you like. There's no downside to this.
Koridon2 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
The guy if my dreams is a criminal, so I could just get a job as a cop and pretend to constantly be hunting him down. It’d be a fun game, and we’d be the most fit couple in the world once we retire.
Koridon2 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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MegaDoge9 years ago
AAARRRRGGGH!!!!!!!!
MegaDoge9 years ago
NOT.DOING IT.
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Fabledragon19 years ago
Reality check that"s normal
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BunnyLover110110 years ago
I will be an architect and work at home most of the time.
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Owain45210 years ago
I would be an author. They get to work from home. I can just take 7 hour 59 minute breaks. #Loophole
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ã“ã‚“ã«ã¡ã¯å‹äººã€‚10 years ago
YouTuber.
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ezzle.22410 years ago
What if you work at home?
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Go poop on ur self11 years ago
I mean I'm only 13 I don't have a job so FUCK YEA IM HAVING A IMAGE IF A SHORT BLOND GIRL WITH GLASSES AND HAS A GOOD ASS YEP SHE GONNA COME TRU but sadly this is a game it won't happen :-(
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Riley Boomer13 years ago
I go to school bitches lol
TinaLucia4 years ago
Then you'll have to go to school 9-7, seven days a week, no holidays
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Adam Styve13 years ago
Sweet, 16 hour overtime, and I still get vacation hours.
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Hannah Harpe13 years ago
That's still less hours than I already work.
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wanted1211 years ago
My life
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meatloavelast year
She's a sizzling hot genie who gives me three wishes as I want them , we have wild sex for a night then part ways.
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eia12 years ago
Thats fine, I'll just be a travel photographer/ journalist and married to Alex Turner. Perfect life.
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Beefston9 years ago
I"d work as a model.
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ngyes5 years ago
Ah yes, -4 hours of work, i see no downside
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AldinWTF11 years ago
Step 1: Work as hard as you can to earn much money
Step 2:Quit your job when its holiday
Step 3:Do whatever you want! :D
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Merry215510 years ago
so i will work for 8 hours seven days a week choose a job that pays well then retire early
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trololswager11 years ago
no holidays? ... FUC* damn
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myadzeboy11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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mebruh11 years ago
Yeah what Thantos Arisato said.
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Toska11 years ago
Working 9 'till 5, what a way to make a livin'. Gotta circumcise the christians and Mexicans.
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Matty0098711 years ago
So your basically a near enugh normal middle class human just with the girl of ur dreams it's basically a win for me
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Ghost_Rider6 years ago
Be a mattress tester
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Warrior_Cats_Harley_Squad10 years ago
U mean the usual?
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jakeliweiquan9 years ago
You can just do it as NEVER ENDING and have a happy life :D
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lovey82611 years ago
what if my job is being a work at home mom? then no downside
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shadowhacked11 years ago
become videogame tester always have to play videgames
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JohnPariah12 years ago
if it's a job I like, then hell yes
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abcx9 years ago
That"s called being a father. I want to have children anyways.
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yousefguesses4 years ago
nah fam just how work 9 days in a week?!
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Johanne Sebastien Bach13 years ago
That leaves barely any time for internet and sex. No.
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Gibson11 years ago
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ThatEngie10 years ago
Retirement
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Da Boss11 years ago
No holidays=no gta v.Fuc* dat
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dat_guy458 years ago
YouTube a job
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nascar_tiger11 years ago
No downside. I need a job anyways.
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Milliemopsx9 years ago
YouTuber :)
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I_WONT_DIE!!!11 years ago
oh no not 9 to 5 what ever shall I do. ya 7 days a week sux but get over it.
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CodeCraker10 years ago
I GET TO FUCK TORI
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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slendyundy11 years ago
go to college that will make it so you have
weekends
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Evil_J2 years ago
Some rich gorgeous woman, raven haired, (black with a hint of blue) blue eyes, super pale. My 9-5 would be play testing new games at home
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Mrstealth199311 years ago
It doesn`t state what kind of job.
Im soon going to start on a IT education, so i could use that to my advantage and work at home. Take that.
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