Will You Press The Button?

Thecombatwombat9 2 months ago

My dream job is the ruler of the entire universe, jokes on you IM GOD NOW WHO CARES????

IamApparentlyLean last year

Whatever job gives me the power to shrink myself to microscopic sizes and teleport at midnight

MrGurk 2 years ago

Dream job, getting money man

235x0 3 years ago

Exploring & researching other universes/the multiverse

amano 11 years ago

Assassain... :3

Jinsku34 6 years ago

WhAt

SuperButtonManTheFirst 9 years ago

Ice Cream taste tester here I come.

Stanley Hsu 13 years ago

if its a blow job

huifeideyezhi 3 years ago

ye~

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bitflipper 11 years ago

Been there, done that, still trying to dig my way back out of the crushing debt.

Sexual Predator 11 years ago

My girlfriend can get a job

All_the_good_names_were_taken 8 years ago

You can have two jobs lol

BenjR328 9 years ago

Sweet. My dream job is an inventor who invents a way to create infinite money so whatevs.

JMelvinC 10 years ago

My dream job is being Donald Trump..Trump doesn't want pays so win-win. *Not Real*

SciFi_Reflect 10 years ago

I dont want "paid", I want Money!

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

You won't get money in that case because getting paid is how people get money, you need to think things through before commenting on anything.

BrianGriffen 11 years ago

Bank robber

Aidan1 9 years ago

Don,t like the idea

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Zedzedzedzedzed Zed 13 years ago

What if my dream job is sitting around all day getting paid? ;)

Jinsku34 6 years ago

But you dint work

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Loophole Guy 12 years ago

1. Have dream job be guy who fills ATMs 2. Steal

Dina Feng 13 years ago

pfft, who doesn't want to become a ninja? even if you don't get paid, it's still awesome

Migdin1 9 years ago

I would be a bad ninja, im too heavy.

Sybyl Beth Tejada 13 years ago

Dream job is to travel around the world, they don't pay me, but they'll have to pay for the expenses.

Dizzy Zane 13 years ago

My dream job is to get food and drink and play games on extremely awesome computers with Google internet. BOOSH

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

as long as i get food im good lol

Megan Mackley 13 years ago

Get another job for the money~

90909090 6 years ago

what"s the point of the dream job if i"m not going to get paid

Kwang Zhee Choo 13 years ago

Insurance and property agents will get this!

Razec 10 years ago

My job is spend a infinite credit card

happylego91 10 years ago

What if my dream job is cashing in my paycheck?

Aveture 11 years ago

Then its not a job, its volunteer work basically.

SamBaum 8 years ago

i just want to work with animals i dont even care about the money

BIOLONE 10 years ago

If it isn't paid, then it's not a job, it's an hobby

Jimmy98 11 years ago

Not a dream job if money isn't involved

Is69dudes 5 years ago

Mine is to get free money but I guess if I dont get my monthly wages that"s fine

Camilla Lind-Thomsen 13 years ago

If I had my dream job, then I wouldnt even need to get paid for it.

mynameishitler 9 years ago

but whats the fkin point

hyperdog16 11 years ago

My dream job involves a hiest

RachelE08 10 years ago

You"re supposed to work for money, right?

cajoplays 11 years ago

if you dont get paid its not a job its a hobby

Sausage666 6 years ago

If I don't get paid for my manga dream job, then I'll get a second job, BIG BRAIN LEVELS MAXIMUM!

meatloave 2 years ago

My dream job is having sex with stunningly lovely young ladies 1 hr a day 3 days a week with every holiday practiced by humanity off with pay. I have a uber luxurious comany mansion thats 500,000sq ft on a 250000 acre estate and with a fleet of company c... [Show full comment]

OnionKnight 11 years ago

as long as they feed me and give me a place to sleep, I'm okay with it.

Aidan1 9 years ago

It will be a ripoff

Miro Elie Fox 13 years ago

already got this...

OrenTheHuman 10 years ago

My Dream job a is to be a youtube gamer. That way, I get ad rev which isn't getting paid by my employer (Which would be my fans.) I'm getting paid for advertising.