Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 9 months ago

Only weakness? So no problem with fire, sun, etc? PRESS?!?

riceboy18 11 years ago

I swear if I see another damn "Girl: am I pretty?" I will find the orginator...and I will kill them.

Gojifan1975 9 years ago

YES KILL THEM

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StormyAnne 9 years ago

It doesn't say you have to KILL them, or even take a lot. Vampires typically have some kind of compulsion ability, so you can compel them to sleep or stand still and take a small amount of blood. They"re not technically willing (in the sense of giving you ... [Show full comment]

WolfTamer 9 years ago

I prefer werewolves

RareGhazt 2 years ago

Same

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VeryCreativeName 11 years ago

Well there goes the problem of over-population..

Jean Has No Life 10 years ago

Well I guess you could say I'm *puts on sunglasses* a sucky person

Dr. HerpaDerp 11 years ago

Heheh, I suck....

Beth Stephens 13 years ago

...so...you're a vampire?

netebaG 9 years ago

No, you’re a TYPICAL vampire that isn’t weak against garlic and sunlight

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Xx_MLG_Pro_420_360_666_xX 11 years ago

You can just drink the blood of terrorists and evil people Like Hitler

Denki__Kaminari 6 years ago

Hes immortal since vampires typical abilitys include immortality

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87Oscar87 11 years ago

What the hell is wrong with that guy?

Ohdead 10 years ago

Ill make a drink called Blood but its really fruit punch

Maddie Bailey 13 years ago

Sure thing man, just rock up to prisons and drink the blood of all the pedophiles and child-rapists. They get what they deserve

Migdin1 9 years ago

Im not sure if they would let a guy that wants to drink blood in to the prison...

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CPTPOTATOSE 11 years ago

UR A FUCKING VAMPIRE THATS WHAT THEY DO

uku1928 11 years ago

Hitler did nothing wrong spam is bad spam.

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Dolphin u need to die.

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AmyThomas 9 years ago

No downside 😈🤫😝 jk

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

Why go through all that when you could just get bitten by another vampire?

Shaunethomas 10 years ago

Um pressing a button is much easier than trying to find a vampire you"d search all over the world!

kaijay77 11 years ago

@hitler Hitler did every thing wrong

PokerfaceCat 9 years ago

Where"s the downside? That"s basically what vampires do. Also, can I choose which vampire"s ability I get? Because Dio Brando is a vampire and he can STOP FRICKIN TIME

ErdoS 10 years ago

I'll just keep 1 pitiful human locked in my castle. He'll supply all my blood needs.

z3r0_eats 9 years ago

yay i love blood.

OliviaTheGreat 11 years ago

Yurika-Sama will suck your blood for real!

My-yee-2 6 years ago

Jmm

tlwXtream 11 years ago

We need to do something about those moments that are copy pasted from question to question. Its like a plague. We need a report comment button

Fishybutter 8 years ago

Vampires are gay

sigil-of-omega 6 years ago

Actually vampires are pan

Doriko 11 years ago

Secretly murder the one you hate the most and put all of their blood in bottles.

LARAUJO_01 11 years ago

It says FRESH blood

Glennator 10 years ago

Vampires are said to be immortal

Mrkiller 9 years ago

Wait you only get vampire abilities!!!!!!!!!

PaloozaChu 12 years ago

...So my life is just an excuse for all the people who deserve to be drained of blood? ...Sounds good to me~!

Commissar 10 years ago

The red thrust is a curse blood angels would like to forget

-Janine- 11 years ago

i hope i get to turn into a bat because apparently that trend died.

owenr48 10 years ago

Time to start impaling the cattle on wooden poles then.

randofurry last year

Ah, the classic "but they never specified how" trick. Assuming drink, you could say a shot's worth, and dear goodness are there plenty of blood banks you could swipe a few bags from with your new abilities(turning into bats, regeneration, improved vision, etc.).