You become Batman
but
You have to watch your parents be murdered and at least half of every day must be spent brooding
I will not


BEAR_5last year
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minimegaman09010 months ago
jumps care

dogpond12last year
i wish my parents were ded they keep taking away my XBOX 360!!!

theMoistAlphabetlast year
oof that suck

Monkey_D._Luffylast year
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here

dogpondlast year
I WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROOD

bilbo baggins9 years ago
(in dark raspy voice) IM BATMAN

AF7 years ago
I didn't know there was internet middle earth! Or that the most famous introvert ever live would be on website like this...
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EeveeGaming3 years ago
Batman logic

Travis Lester12 years ago
So... I become Batman, and then I become Batman?

Sgsb5 years ago
This reminds me of that movie poster. Baman listened to his parents
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minecraftmonkey1131mincraft58 years ago
I don’t like Batman that much

vodam7 years ago
Yeah? What does that profile picture say?

SirWi8 years ago
66% are fools Batman

Skyfall22217 years ago
Do I get the butler?

LandonBygate7 years ago
Copyright

Curtis Plante12 years ago
so just Batman

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack12 years ago
This button needs more Batman!

Migdin18 years ago
I WANT A BUTLER NAMED ALFRED!!!

Emma ClaireBear12 years ago
I'M ALREADY BATMAN >:3

Sados19 years ago
Bruce wean isnt u ur emma clairbear

Itshalloween7 years ago
WHY ARE PEOPLE ONLY TALKING ABT THE BATMAN?!?!?!? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO SEE THEIR PARENTS MURDERED?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

salmonisland7229 years ago
lol

tacocat19 years ago
im batman dadadaduhdaduhdaduhdadadadadadaduhdadaduh lol

Lucyisboss9 years ago
But Batman's parents are dead so do you just see their ghosts or.....

ZionistsWillBurnInHell10 years ago
Do you think batman would choose to see his parents dying so that he becomes a crime fighter? Yea actually use that piece of shit inside of your skulls to think, dipshits....

Farwest7 years ago
So I become a douple Batman

Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year
ermm downside??? :3

Alex Pasteris12 years ago
So i go into batman's shoes? the only downside really is the parents.

KINGLINUS18 years ago
meh to DC

Ashton cool9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Ninja_49 years ago
I would be terrible at my job.

Dudemanperson9 years ago
Isnt that what batman does?

J3susl1v3s2 years ago
Na mate I would rather die then watch my parents be murdered

BooperDooper9 years ago
YAAASSSSSSSS BATMAN BITCH NANANANANANANANA MEEEEEEE

AnnieYoutuberORIGINAL7 years ago
What do you do when you become batman? nothing exept grappling hooks all over the place

mr.whatface9 years ago
Botmon ta yaur service

ZweiMeterBaum8 years ago
If you can be like batman you dont say no

MLGTurtle9 years ago
whats with the rn at the end of my sentence

bilbo baggins9 years ago
sry caps
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dog_fangirllast year
DOWNSIDE????

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Whats up nice balls no homo btw9 years ago
Yo face is a dick!!!

ejfbkjrfhbjkshgikw9 years ago
so batman basicly

HenryWong1229 years ago
I'm Batman with out the tragic past.

SanicTheMemehog7 years ago
If your Batman it will happen anyway

RKO9 years ago
So no difference?

MrGrimReaper9 years ago
Batman sucks anyways

Nyan boy/noobslayer9 years ago
No f*cken way im going to see my mom and dad get shot over and over

Jagerbaumbastic10 years ago
I'M BATMAAAAAAAN!!!

wow.last year
i think you should collect slenderman's pages

fandomfangirl1610 years ago
If I didn't do the second thing how would I become Batman

TheGirlOnTheBLOX8 years ago
I'm a girl.... And I don't wanna be batman

Ashton cool9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

randomjax9 years ago
I don't want to be batman. I don't care about being the Dark Knight.

alexz9 years ago
He's still fucking batman. Sorry mom and dad. p.s., why does a bunch of 12 year olds keep on posting chain comments? Annoy anyone else

NameTooShortlast year
Isn’t that who Batman is?

I'm_the_real_batman9 years ago
But i'm already batman

OmarHaque7 years ago
That"s being Batman twice.
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