You become Batman
but
You have to watch your parents be murdered and at least half of every day must be spent brooding
I will not


BEAR_5last year
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minimegaman09011 months ago
jumps care

dogpond12last year
i wish my parents were ded they keep taking away my XBOX 360!!!

theMoistAlphabetlast year
oof that suck

Monkey_D._Luffylast year
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here

dogpondlast year
I WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROOD

bilbo baggins9 years ago
(in dark raspy voice) IM BATMAN

AF7 years ago
I didn't know there was internet middle earth! Or that the most famous introvert ever live would be on website like this...
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EeveeGaming3 years ago
Batman logic

Travis Lester12 years ago
So... I become Batman, and then I become Batman?

Sgsb5 years ago
This reminds me of that movie poster. Baman listened to his parents
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minecraftmonkey1131mincraft58 years ago
I don’t like Batman that much

vodam7 years ago
Yeah? What does that profile picture say?

SirWi8 years ago
66% are fools Batman

Skyfall22217 years ago
Do I get the butler?

LandonBygate7 years ago
Copyright

Curtis Plante12 years ago
so just Batman

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack12 years ago
This button needs more Batman!

Migdin18 years ago
I WANT A BUTLER NAMED ALFRED!!!

Emma ClaireBear12 years ago
I'M ALREADY BATMAN >:3

Sados19 years ago
Bruce wean isnt u ur emma clairbear

ejfbkjrfhbjkshgikw9 years ago
so batman basicly

HenryWong1229 years ago
I'm Batman with out the tragic past.

SanicTheMemehog7 years ago
If your Batman it will happen anyway

RKO9 years ago
So no difference?

MrGrimReaper10 years ago
Batman sucks anyways

Nyan boy/noobslayer9 years ago
No f*cken way im going to see my mom and dad get shot over and over

Jagerbaumbastic10 years ago
I'M BATMAAAAAAAN!!!

wow.last year
i think you should collect slenderman's pages

fandomfangirl1610 years ago
If I didn't do the second thing how would I become Batman

TheGirlOnTheBLOX8 years ago
I'm a girl.... And I don't wanna be batman

Ashton cool9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

randomjax9 years ago
I don't want to be batman. I don't care about being the Dark Knight.

alexz10 years ago
He's still fucking batman. Sorry mom and dad. p.s., why does a bunch of 12 year olds keep on posting chain comments? Annoy anyone else

NameTooShortlast year
Isn’t that who Batman is?

I'm_the_real_batman10 years ago
But i'm already batman

OmarHaque7 years ago
That"s being Batman twice.

COOKER101249 years ago
BATMAN!!!!!!YA

Mr Medical9 years ago
my parents aren't dead but if they were the downside would not be so bad

Junkwarrior6910 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

FatnissEverdeen9 years ago
Who even wants to become Batman? >_>

Mr Medical9 years ago
I want to be batman

RealMarkiplierlast year
Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Miki Locke12 years ago
Yay, I'm Batman!

Snickers229 years ago
*puts on batman costume*

Donutsu5 years ago
It"s worth it for Alfred and the grapple-gun

Sans And Papyrus9 years ago
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Joey Joey10 years ago
Barman fucked his mother

Nyan boy/noobslayer9 years ago
No f*cken way im going to see my mom and dad get shot over and over

BuckNutzNoah 10 years ago
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Tobuscus-last year
find my safety torches

fandom-lover10 years ago
*watches step mom burm*0u0

Bamtan8 years ago
I'm not Batman.... I'm Bamtan

Ashton cool9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

winrin9 years ago
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

poopbutt10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Shajahan9 years ago
I don't watch batman

superman1810 years ago
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