You become Batman
but
You have to watch your parents be murdered and at least half of every day must be spent brooding
I will not

dogpond12 3 years ago
i wish my parents were ded they keep taking away my XBOX 360!!!

theMoistAlphabet 3 years ago
oof that suck

bilbo baggins 11 years ago
(in dark raspy voice) IM BATMAN

AF 8 years ago
I didn't know there was internet middle earth! Or that the most famous introvert ever live would be on website like this...
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Monkey_D._Luffy 3 years ago
Hey Vsauce, Michael Here

dogpond 3 years ago
I WOULD NEVER FUCKING BROOD

EeveeGaming 4 years ago
Batman logic

Travis Lester 13 years ago
So... I become Batman, and then I become Batman?

Sgsb 6 years ago
This reminds me of that movie poster. Baman listened to his parents
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minecraftmonkey1131mincraft5 9 years ago
I don’t like Batman that much

vodam 9 years ago
Yeah? What does that profile picture say?

SirWi 9 years ago
66% are fools Batman

Skyfall2221 8 years ago
Do I get the butler?

LandonBygate 9 years ago
Copyright

Curtis Plante 13 years ago
so just Batman

Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack 13 years ago
This button needs more Batman!

Migdin1 9 years ago
I WANT A BUTLER NAMED ALFRED!!!

Emma ClaireBear 13 years ago
I'M ALREADY BATMAN >:3

Sados1 11 years ago
Bruce wean isnt u ur emma clairbear

Donutsu 6 years ago
It"s worth it for Alfred and the grapple-gun

Sans And Papyrus 10 years ago
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Joey Joey 11 years ago
Barman fucked his mother

Nyan boy/noobslayer 11 years ago
No f*cken way im going to see my mom and dad get shot over and over

BuckNutzNoah 11 years ago
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Tobuscus- 3 years ago
find my safety torches

fandom-lover 12 years ago
*watches step mom burm*0u0

Bamtan 9 years ago
I'm not Batman.... I'm Bamtan

Ashton cool 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

winrin 10 years ago
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

poopbutt 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

superman18 11 years ago
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ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago
I’d rather be Bruce Wayne then Batman

Shajahan 11 years ago
I don't watch batman

DrewOverholt 9 years ago
No downside?

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 6 months ago
no, I like my parents, actually.

seiberte 11 years ago
I already brood so....

Ashton cool 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Michael smith 10 years ago
Being batman would be cool lol

Ionastreet 6 years ago
So I just become Batman

RainbowSkittlez 10 years ago
NO THANKS I'M GOOD

ggggameinghackr 11 years ago
fuck you batbitch

Henry Roe 11 years ago
i aint no emo but i do that already

Sp00py-Jensen-Quacklez 11 years ago
IM BATMAN BITCHES

WinterMorriganBlackDreemurrTheScottishDaedra 8 years ago
So you become Batman.

MagicalWhaleMagician 11 years ago
Worth it

EmilBorkPetersen 9 years ago
IM BATMAN!!

YoloSwaggins 11 years ago
BUT IM ALREADY BATMAN

RedRavenRiot 10 years ago
I first read breeding instead of brooding

bbfett101 11 years ago
So I literally just become Batman. Do I get a Robin? Also, parents alive in alternate universes which at one point batman can travel through. Yeah, SCIENCE!

JumboJawsh 3 years ago
my father beats ,e in a drunken rage nightly

Pyrox 11 years ago
I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF BATMAN SOOOO NO THANKS.

forestfir409 11 years ago
i told you i picked bound over blood so ok

Miabecca 11 years ago
man i do that anyway

Tylerjevans12 9 years ago
I would become BATMAN DOUBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Aidenmoore 11 years ago
Bitch, I am Batman
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